Best of Wota in Translation 2014

Posted by Henkka on December 31, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. 16 comments

2014 is nearly over and done with, and thus it’s time to look back & see what the year had to offer.

Please note that this list is not in order of best to worst, and that not all of these threads even originate from 2014. It’s simply a list of what I thought were 30 of the best threads posted on Wota in Translation this year, in the order they were published. Also, while these two weren’t threads, I want to give a special mention to the great interview with Lehua and the Hello! Shop Q&A with Sayu.

Did I miss anything? What were your favorites from 2014?

  1. Just how amazing was Kamei Eri?
  2. Any guys who ever felt like they wanted to join Morning Musume?
  3. Miyazaki Yuka: “Hey! Baby monkey! LOL.“
  4. The post-handshake event feeling of wanting to die
  5. Would you still be an H!P wota if Tsunku quit as their producer?
  6. Kanazawa “The Tyrant” Tomoko
  7. Let’s think of realistic ways that would allow us to legally touch Sayu’s boobs
  8. Kamei Eri’s funny anecdotes and amazing life advice
  9. Change H!P song titles to show discontent towards your company and the people you work with
  10. Japanese boy Kudo Haru buys two copies of latest magazine featuring Fukumura Mizuki!
  11. Suga Shikao: “Matsuura Aya is not only a good singer; she has real persuasive power. I want you to listen to her music without dismissing her as just another idol.“
  12. I noticed something strange about the cover art of Dance de Bakoon!
  13. I was just your ordinary music lover until suddenly I now find that I’ve become an H!P wota. I don’t understand how this happened.
  14. Kumai Yurina is so interesting when she talks, she makes me contemplate suicide
  15. Let’s blame everything on Abe Natsumi
  16. Introducing Aneshige, Michishige Sayumi’s big sister
  17. A message to all those of you who like the month of May
  18. Tell me about episodes of H!P members not getting along with each other
  19. Tell me some heartwarming episodes of H!P members. I don’t even care if they’re made-up.
  20. FBS does a flawless job of completely censoring Ai-chan’s “I am a whore” T-shirt!
  21. The Sad Monologues of Eririn
  22. Hagiwara Mai: “I’m tired of seeing Airi’s naked body!“
  23. The drinkers & smokers of Morning Musume
  24. Did you know that Morning Musume has a member that you can only see if you’re not a virgin?
  25. 7/20 Sato Masaki handshake event reports
  26. The best & worst of wota you’ve seen at H!P concerts and events
  27. Uemura Akari forces Miyazaki Yuka to take a bath with her
  28. Meet the latest mentally deranged addition to Morning Musume: Ogata Haruna
  29. I’m getting closer with the beautiful girl in my class, Haga-san, but that damn Ogata keeps getting in my way
  30. Tell me about all the instances of Katsuta Rinapuu being a total jerk

PS. Also feel free to check out the Best of Wota in Translation 2013!

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16 comments on “Best of Wota in Translation 2014”

  2. Happy new year, Henkka, and thanks for all the hard work. WiT continues to be one of the most consistent sources of laughter in my current website rotation, while still being a place of positivity and love towards a gaggle of asian girls we all have a collective obsession with. And if that’s not what the internet’s for, I don’t know what is.

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  7. #6)Kanazawa “The Tyrant” Tomoko

    #5)Let’s think of realistic ways that would allow us to legally touch Sayu’s boobs

    #4)I’m getting closer with the beautiful girl in my class, Haga-san, but that damn Ogata keeps getting in my way

    #3)Introducing Aneshige, Michishige Sayumi’s big sister

    #2)7/20 Sato Masaki handshake event reports

    #1)Just how amazing was Kamei Eri?

    #0) Hello! Shop Q&A with Sayu.

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  8. I’m surprised none of the (at least three) threads dealing with Fukumura-san’s boobs made the least!

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    • I was thinking the same thing! But the moment I see my comments being deleted I knew there’s only a slim chance Fuku-funbags posts will ever feature in the top-30. what a letdown!

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  10. Dear Henkka,

    Happy New year!
    Thank you for Everything!
    I really had fun here.
    I hope the best for you and your beard

    Truly yours,
    A random eripon wota

    P.S.
    May I touch your beard this 2015? c:

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  11. Happy New Year!

    2014 brought as a lot of great threads, so thank you for your hard work, Henkka.

    To a glorious 2015!

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  13. Thanks for another great year of Wota in Translation. Long live Henkka.

    Here’s my personal Top 10 (not in order) but I really like all the translations:

    Kanazawa “The Tyrant” Tomoko

    Introducing Aneshige, Michishige Sayumi’s big sister

    I noticed something strange about the cover art of Dance de Bakoon! (this one made me laugh so hard, funniest thread of 2014)

    7/20 Sato Masaki handshake event reports

    List of things that are like Morning Musume without Michishige Sayumi

    Goodbye, Yuukarin

    Michishige Sayumi Hello! Shop Q&A event highlights

    Did you know that Morning Musume has a member that you can only see if you’re not a virgin?

    Meet the latest mentally deranged addition to Morning Musume: Ogata Haruna

    At last! Michishige Sayumi has her way with Sayashi Riho’s lips at Yokohama Arena!

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