I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the “official” subtitles on H!P songs are fucking atrocious.
Every time H!P puts out a new music video, the fans don’t even flinch anymore, no matter what sort of stupid shit is thrown their way in the form of these awful subtitles. They’re so inexcusably horrible, people can’t even be bothered to make jokes about them at this point. (Well, most of the time…)
No one likes a strange and downright incomprehensible, awful translation. But to make matters worse, the H!P translations are also full of inaccuracies — that is to say, flat-out mistranslations.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/06(月) 16:42:44.95 0.net
Momochi tremendously confident about showing her swimsuit form for the first time in five years: “I’ve become so flawless, it might antagonize some people.“
(Translation of video below.)
1: 【中国電 – %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2017/04/01(土) 23:46:16.40 0.net
Source: Young Town.
Kudo Haruka: “I still like the smell of my dad’s pillow. I was always a daddy’s girl.“
Sanma: “Your brain will eventually come to dislike it so it doesn’t devolve into incest.“
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:46:40.72 0.net
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:52:34.57 0.net
I think that’s just an unproven theory about the incest thing.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:54:48.35 0.net
They were talking about this theory on the TV show Honma Dekka.
2. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2017年04月02日 09:38 id：moP9NZTB0
Even if this theory is real, the problem then is the “eventually” bit. Haru-chan is 17 years old already — if it’s really some built-in, instinctive kind of mechanism meant to prevent incest, shouldn’t it have kicked in a good three or four years ago? It’s too late by now!
1: 【中国電 – %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2017/03/11(土) 22:28:13.67 0.net
Source: Young Town.
ENDLESS SKY @ENDLESSKY0
Fuku-chan’s first time trying alcohol was when his father offered her some sake. She said it gave her throat a burning sensation and she wasn’t a fan. Her mother offered her some white wine, saying it was easier to drink, but she could only have three sips before giving up. #yando
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/11(土) 22:30:39.09 0.net
What a baby. (laughs)
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/11(土) 22:28:56.57 0.net
Fuku-chan does seem like she isn’t much of a drinker.
Ikuta seems like she could drink a bunch.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/11(土) 22:32:01.31 0.net
Fuku-chan’s Kahlua Milk.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:22:50.46 0.net
She was so bright and lively, with a complete lack of cynicism, an extraordinary figure, and rather cute looks. You guys should’ve known better than to ignore her.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:24:47.96 0.net
Girls like this have an innate disposition to become idols.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:24:22.11 0.net
There’s never been a member of the same type in H!P.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:24:50.53 0.net
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:26:09.07 0.net
I wasn’t talking about skin color! (laughs)
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:13:04.51 0.net
Out shopping with family. 👜✨ #newyear #newyearsday #family #3kumaisiblings #buddies #tall #giants #brother #littlebrothers #ilooksmall
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:14:53.89 0.net
They give off that model vibe.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:14:23.85 0.net
What? You can’t see their faces.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:14:34.25 0.net
Those are clothes you couldn’t get away with wearing unless you were good-looking.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/20(金) 21:38:15.17 0.net
@ 1/20 21:30 from Twitter for iPhone
Q&A corner; on the topic of the mini-photobook the members got to do with Yajima-san. It turns out Ozeko actually loves Yajima-san. Seeing her and Momochi backstage at Hello! Con talking all friendly with each other, Momochi calling her “Maimi” (without any honorific) to her face, them holding hands with fingers interlocked when taking pictures together… All of this really irritated Ozeko.
@ 1/20 21:31 from Twitter for iPhone
Ozeko was terribly annoyed seeing Momochi-senpai and Yajima-san being all friendly with each other.
Funaki: “I’m going to tell on you to Momochi-sensei~”
Ozeki: “Why do you have to be like that?!“
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/20(金) 21:41:38.26 0.net
That’s no way to be talking about your Playing Manager. (laughs)
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/02/26(日) 20:16:09.75 0.net
I can’t get my tea open.
I’m not sure what it was… I think I just couldn’t put any strength into my grip because it was so early morning. I kept trying and giving up for about five minutes. (laughs) In the end, I gave up for good and went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I got Kishimoto Yumeno-chan to open it for me. Gulping it down, the tea tasted more delicious than usual.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/02/26(日) 20:16:34.51 0.net
I don’t care, but that’s cute.