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How Miyazawa “Mofuo” Marin fell in love with Yanagawa “Yanamin” Nanami

Posted by Henkka on May 30, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls, LoVendoЯ. Tags: , . 21 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/17(水) 22:42:23.37 0.net
The Dweller in Darkness, “Mofuo,” and her attraction to “Yanamin” has been well-documented. Let us have a look back together and see how it all happened. (The pictures that follow are all from GNO.)

We begin with a picture of their very first meeting. Here is “Mofuo” and the first time that her joke about her “dark-dwelling habits” actually made someone laugh.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/17(水) 22:44:20.65 0.net
Innocently laughing Yanamin is so cute.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/17(水) 22:46:14.81 0.net
I actually don’t know how it all started between them, so I’m looking forward to this.

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Makino Maria is crying too much as of late

Posted by Henkka on May 28, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 20 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/16(火) 00:10:26.43 0.net
This shitty office needs to do a better job of looking after her mental health. Don’t they realize she’s the only remaining ray of light within Momusu?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/16(火) 00:13:12.75 0.net
Did she cry again?

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/16(火) 00:17:19.43 0.net
Crying when you need to cry actually helps in not feeling down.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/16(火) 00:37:53.31 O.net
>>4
This. Get it out of your system and feel better.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/16(火) 00:59:27.89 0.net
Crybaby Maria.

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The subtle charms of H!P members that no one but me has noticed

Posted by Henkka on May 27, 2017
Posted in: 2ch. 35 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/31(金) 21:51:16.17 0.net
Kaga Kaede’s brusque standing posture.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/31(金) 21:54:10.41 0.net
What, you mean stuff like the Daaishi Feeling?

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/31(金) 21:58:42.42 0.net
>>7
Well, I guess it’d be something similar to that. I mean things about them that you feel like other fans haven’t noticed, but that’s something you personally can’t help but really like about them.

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Have you guys ever smelled H!P members?

Posted by Henkka on May 26, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 19 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 02:57:48.980.net
Onoda Saori’s floral scent!

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:02:45.090.net
Are their smells strong enough to be noticeable at handshake events? (Stay-at-home wota here.)

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:04:39.700.net
Ikuta Eripon smells sweet.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:22:35.300.net
Musuu smells like milk.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:27:02.930.net
For me, it’s all about Inoue Hikaru.
That smell… it purified my soul.

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Loitering Between the Lines of Hello! Project: Part 2

Posted by Henkka on May 25, 2017
Posted in: Other. 6 comments

Part Two: “Maro’s Old Food Court”
Writers Yuzuki Asako and Asai Ryo
profile the lyrics of Hello! Project songs!

Song #1: S/mileage – “Suki-chan”
(Tsunku/Tsunku/Itagaki Yusuke)

Yuzuki: While I’ve always liked ANGERME and how “cultural” their songs are, I actually knew nothing about early S/mileage. I was caught by surprise listening to this song in preparation for this discussion.

Asai: They were a very orthodox idol group. They were pretty much the same height, they all wore miniskirts, and they had such a nice balance as a group. They weren’t very H!P-like.

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“The translation may not be accurate.”

Posted by Henkka on May 14, 2017
Posted in: Other. 64 comments

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the “official” subtitles on H!P songs are fucking atrocious.

Every time H!P puts out a new music video, the fans don’t even flinch anymore, no matter what sort of stupid shit is thrown their way in the form of these awful subtitles. They’re so inexcusably horrible, people can’t even be bothered to make jokes about them at this point. (Well, most of the time…)

No one likes a strange and downright incomprehensible, awful translation. But to make matters worse, the H!P translations are also full of inaccuracies — that is to say, flat-out mistranslations.

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Momochi: “Girls tend to deteriorate with age. But I’m still absolutely flawless with a perfect face and figure. I’ve grown up in the most ideal way.”

Posted by Henkka on May 7, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou, Country Girls. Tags: . 10 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/06(月) 16:42:44.95 0.net
Momochi tremendously confident about showing her swimsuit form for the first time in five years: “I’ve become so flawless, it might antagonize some people.“
http://www.oricon.co.jp/news/2087016/full/

(Translation of video below.)

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Kudo Haruka: “I still like the smell of my dad’s pillow.”

Posted by Henkka on May 6, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 11 comments

1: 【中国電 – %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2017/04/01(土) 23:46:16.40 0.net
Source: Young Town.

Kudo Haruka: “I still like the smell of my dad’s pillow. I was always a daddy’s girl.“
Sanma: “Your brain will eventually come to dislike it so it doesn’t devolve into incest.“

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:46:40.72 0.net
Haru-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:52:34.57 0.net
I think that’s just an unproven theory about the incest thing.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:54:48.35 0.net
They were talking about this theory on the TV show Honma Dekka.

2. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2017年04月02日 09:38　id：moP9NZTB0
Even if this theory is real, the problem then is the “eventually” bit. Haru-chan is 17 years old already — if it’s really some built-in, instinctive kind of mechanism meant to prevent incest, shouldn’t it have kicked in a good three or four years ago? It’s too late by now!

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