There’s a button. If you press it, there’s a 1% chance Uta-chan comes back. However, there’s a 99% chance it will instead cause Fuku-chan serious misfortune. Do you press the button? (+2)

Posted by Henkka on June 29, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 34 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:38:21.78 0.net
And if so, how many times would you press it?

By the way, this is what would happen to Fuku-chan:
1 press: her face becomes puffy
10 presses: she is forced to step down as the leader
20 presses: she is forced to quit Momusu
30 presses: she retires from the world of show business

That’s how it’d continue to escalate.

13: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:41:11.52 0.net
What I would want to see is Fuku-chan herself making the choice to press the button — for us. It would make history.

2: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:39:04.12 0.net
What is up with such a dangerous button?!
Better let the most grown-up member, Iikubo-san, take good care of it.

5: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:39:42.64 0.net
I love Fuku-chan, so, yeah.
I’m only going to press the button around a thousand times.

6: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:39:54.75 0.net
I’m so sorry, Fuku-chan…

(hits button repeatedly)

29: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:43:58.73 0.net
Momoko pressing the button without a moment’s hesitation.
Fukumura staring at her in utter disbelief.

32: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:44:43.26 0.net
If you were to leave this in the Hello!Con dressing room, I wonder which members would press it?

81: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:56:22.13 0.net
Which members wouldn’t?

85: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:56:59.49 0.net
>>81
Kobushi and Tsubaki members probably wouldn’t mind not having Shimamura return.

91: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:59:40.10 0.net
I’d want to see them leave the button in each of the groups’ dressing rooms for a couple of hours. Meanwhile, me, Sayu and Momochi would be monitoring them from a different room — along with Fuku-chan.

137: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:10:58.33 0.net
Well… yeah… I’d push it.
I’m sorry, Fuku-chan… I’m a gambling addict…

14: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:41:14.47 0.net
How about a button with a 20% chance of Uta-chan coming back but with an 80% chance of Mitsui rejoining Musume?

31: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:44:21.28 0.net
>>14
I would refrain from pressing it, for the sake of all mankind.

93: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:02:06.01 0.net
How about a button with a 1% chance of Yuukarin coming back, or a 99% chance of misfortune befalling Ayacho?

96: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:02:52.59 0.net
>>93
Of course I wouldn’t press it. What would I do if I made Ayacho unhappy?!

98: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:03:17.68 0.net
>>93
Hell no. Idiot.

103: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:04:28.44 0.net
>>93
I’d feel bad for Ayacho. I wouldn’t press it.

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:03:33.72 0.net
>>93
I see no reason to press it.

106: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:05:14.43 0.net
Well, what about if it was a button with a 1% chance of Yuukarin making a comeback, or a 99% chance of misfortune befalling Fukumura?

108: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:05:39.81 0.net
>>106
I can see nothing but merits to pressing it.

109: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:06:04.40 0.net
>>106
I would press it for Yuukarin’s sake.

110: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:06:23.64 0.net
>>106
Of course I would press it. Are you stupid?

113: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:07:00.45 0.net
>>106
If this is the only way to bring Maeda back…? We’ll just have to press it. This is no time to start second-guessing ourselves.

114: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:07:25.62 0.net
But what if it was a button with a 50% chance of Yuukarin making a comeback, or a 50% chance of misfortune befalling Ayacho? Then you’d press it, right?

119: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:08:15.96 0.net
>>114
How twisted of a person are you?
Who would press a button like that?

126: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:09:13.88 0.net
>>114
It’s not about the percentages, you asshole.
There is no point to a happiness that would come at a cost of making someone else unhappy.

115: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:07:39.98 0.net
>>114
No chance in hell I’d press it. Are you daft?

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:07:58.53 0.net
>>114
Hell no I wouldn’t press a button that could potentially make someone unhappy.

128: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:09:35.84 0.net
Okay, okay. What if it was a button that, if you pressed it, Yuukarin wouldn’t make a comeback, but it would cause misfortune to befall Fukumura. What would you do?

129: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:09:52.29 0.net
>>128
It’s a button that’s somehow related to Yuukarin. Of course I’d press it.

145: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:12:54.10 0.net
>>128
You can’t know for sure: there might be a 0.1% chance that Yuukarin might come back.
I would push the hell out of it.

130: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:09:58.75 0.net
>>128
Of course I’d press it, you fool.

133: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:10:14.40 0.net
>>128
I’d have to find out if it’s really true that she won’t come back, so I would have to press it.
Repeatedly.

140: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:11:30.65 0.net
What about a button that had a 10% chance of making Uta-chan come back, or a 90% chance of making Uta-chan come back looking like Risako?

144: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:12:47.50 0.net
>>140
I wouldn’t be able to press this one.

143: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:12:33.85 0.net
What if there was a 30% chance of Yuukarin coming back, or a 70% chance of Ayacho crying?

146: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:13:04.69 0.net
>>143
No way I’d push it. Guys who make women cry are the lowest.

149: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:13:43.55 0.net
>>143
Why the hell does Ayacho need to cry?

155: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:14:58.45 0.net
>>143
If Ayacho’s tears were ones of happiness caused by Yuukarin’s return, then I’d press it repeatedly — while crying myself.

164: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:17:27.13 0.net
What if it was a button with a 1% chance of making Ayacho unhappy, or a 99% chance of making Fukumura unhappy?

172: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:19:05.53 0.net
>>164
I’d press it just for the hell of it.

173: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:19:23.29 0.net
>>164
I just like pressing buttons. I’d smash it repeatedly.

174: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:19:38.71 0.net
>>164
Yes. Buttons were like designed to make you want to push them.

180: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:20:50.07 0.net
What if it was a button with a 1% chance of Uta-chan coming back, or a 99% chance of Fukumura becoming happier. You’d press that one pretty much until it broke, right?

182: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:21:18.89 0.net
>>180
She got into a huge fight with her parents over her career, which led to her quitting. I wouldn’t feel right about sticking my nose in their business.

184: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:22:05.09 0.net
>>180
I’m just ready to let Uta-chan go at this point… I wouldn’t press it.

189: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:22:55.54 0.net
>>180
Yeah, I wouldn’t press this one either. We have to consider Uta-chan’s feelings, too.

186: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:22:30.91 0.net
>>180
Uta-chan had her reasons for wanting to leave the group. Who are we to say that she needs to come back if she doesn’t want to?

197: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:25:16.08 0.net
How about a button with a 1% chance of Uta-chan coming back, or a 99% chance of Ayacho becoming happier?

200: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:25:54.67 0.net
>>197
Of course I’d press it. You have a chance of making someone happy. Why would anyone not press it?

199: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:25:49.93 0.net
>>197
Do you even have to ask? I’d press it repeatedly.

202: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:26:02.14 0.net
>>197
If you were a true H!P wota, you would refrain from sleeping just so you could press the button more.

206: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/14(日) 21:27:20.42 0.net
>>197
You know, I do think Uta-chan was left with some regrets, having had to leave like that without being able to say goodbye to us. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to at least have her back for one more day. I’d press the hell out of it.

156: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:15:25.75 0.net
Huh, so even Fukumura has now become a butt-of-the-jokes character.

95: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 21:02:22.38 0.net
I’m sorry, Fuku-chan. This is just for your dear Momoko’s sake… (presses button repeatedly)

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When Uta-chan was still in Country Girls,
it seemed like the group had infinite possibilities…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:17:26.28 0.net
I just felt like if they’d kept going like that, who knows how far they could’ve gone?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:18:26.73 0.net
Yeah.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:18:56.41 0.net
It really is so disappointing. It’s such a waste.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:20:16.59 0.net
It’s a different group now.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:22:34.10 0.net
Uta-chan…

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:19:50.90 0.net

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10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:23:40.10 0.net
No use dwelling on the past.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:24:12.25 0.net
If they’d kept going like that, they probably would’ve even caught up to Musume’s popularity.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:25:04.76 0.net
Honestly, they were pretty much already on the same level of popularity as °C.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:27:11.68 0.net
True, it did feel like they had limitless possibilities.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:27:14.00 0.net
The force they had at the time of their debut will be remembered as legendary.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:29:01.78 0.net
Uta-chan was just so cute. Plain and simple.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:30:19.99 0.net
Uta-chan… come back…

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:30:54.88 0.net
It was all a dream. An illusion.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:32:14.47 0.net
I liked Uta-chan, and Country Girls with Uta-chan in it.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:33:57.17 0.net

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27: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:38:05.08 0.net
>>22
To think that I’ll never be able to see this smile again…

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:39:31.07 0.net

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23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:34:58.73 0.net
Please, Uta-chan. We promise not to make a fuss about it. Just please come back…

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:42:03.53 0.net
Uta-chan, are you doing good?
When I think back on our time together, all I have is good memories.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:45:43.76 0.net
Back when she was still with them, I took her for granted and didn’t have much of an interest in her. After she left, I started looking into her and realized just how cute she actually is. Now I just feel depressed.

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:45:45.33 0.net
You don’t have to apologize or anything. Just come back.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:47:21.11 0.net
Come back and play with Ozeki-chan a little bit more…

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:49:41.52 0.net
I tried to forget about her, but it’s impossible.
Maybe I would’ve been happier if I’d never known about her in the first place…

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:50:28.56 0.net
At least let us wish you a happy birthday…

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:52:43.59 0.net

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50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:55:06.43 0.net
I’m a Country DD, but ever since Uta-chan is gone, my sense of time has become all weird. On some days it feels like it’s only been three days since she left; on other day it feels like it’s been two years.

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 03:59:57.93 0.net
I’m not even a Country wota, but I still feel a great sense of loss. Uta-chan was like the symbol of Hello! Project this year.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:03:32.40 0.net
I feel a lot better now, but every now and then I still feel my heart ache for her.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:04:07.84 0.net
I would’ve wanted to see just a little bit more of the different faces of Uta-chan…

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:15:23.04 0.net
I just watched her hair arrangement corner again, and man, she really was just unreasonably cute.

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:16:12.14 0.net
Uta-chan, do you still remember the day you first met Ozeki?

88: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:37:55.23 0.net
I will keep on supporting the five members of Country Girls for Uta-chan’s sake. But I will never forget the 6-member Country Girls either.

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:43:59.12 0.net
If you have a happy, bright future ahead of you outside of Hello! Project, then that’s fine, too.
Thank you, Uta-chan.

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:27:01.13 0.net
You weren’t in the wrong, Uta-chan.
Move away from home after you graduate junior high and apply to Up-Front once more.

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:19:32.33 0.net
Unfortunately with so many things you only realize their importance once they’re gone.

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/25(木) 04:23:14.67 0.net
Please come back, even if only for me to be able to say “thank you.“
I wouldn’t have any more regrets after that.

Guys, GUYS! Shimamura Uta came back!!!

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:01:14.64 0.net

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:01:43.30 0.net
Stop it…
You’re going to make me cry…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:02:05.80 0.net
Ozeki’s face made me cry.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:02:11.11 0.net
Uuuuta-chan! Uuuuta-chan!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:03:16.23 0.net
Welcome back.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:06:31.51 0.net
Uta-chan is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkk!!!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:03:37.42 0.net

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17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:07:12.46 0.net
Come back, Uta-chan.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:09:11.82 0.net
…

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28: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:10:58.97 0.net
>>23
Okay, this hurts.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:15:03.55 0.net
>>23
This… this is painful…

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:11:07.32 0.net
Stop it, guys. This is too much.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:13:26.73 0.net
Ozeko’s expression in that picture makes me cry.
Stop it. (laughs)

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:14:43.68 0.net
Is there really nothing they can do to fix this?

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:15:21.19 0.net

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42: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:16:15.90 0.net
>>40
Momochi…

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:20:47.88 0.net

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57: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:21:27.90 0.net
Come on. Can’t the office and her parents just reach some sort of a compromise?
This story needs some TV drama-like conclusion.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:30:35.09 0.net
I want to believe that there is some parallel universe out there where the group is continuing to go on with six members like they always have…

92: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:51:03.78 0.net
Just when I’d finally been able to put my emotions in order…

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:54:21.26 0.net
Another day of tears…

109: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:57:32.15 0.net
Let’s just forget about her starting from tomorrow.

115: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/16(火) 00:02:11.19 0.net
We begin our fourth day of Uta loss…

112: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/15(月) 23:59:42.51 0.net
It’s so rare to find an idol like her who really just doesn’t have anyone worthy of comparison.

Henkka: You can do mind exercises to battle memory loss, pop some pills for hair loss, and there are healthy ways to bounce back from weight loss. But what can a doctor prescribe for Uta loss…?

Sources: http://hellokobusi.blog.jp/archives/1031512109.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/44545106.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/44440484.html

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34 comments on “There’s a button. If you press it, there’s a 1% chance Uta-chan comes back. However, there’s a 99% chance it will instead cause Fuku-chan serious misfortune. Do you press the button? (+2)”

  2. It’s just 1:100 probability with the worst case of Fukuchan worst misfortune (i.e. forced to quit MM) after 20 presses. So yeah, why not!
    19 rapid presses isn’t that hard after all. Even with average luck, I can make Uta-chan back around 10 presses.

    This challenge too easy.

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  3. Am I just missing what makes Uta special or is this like a child wanting a toy just because they can’t have the toy?

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    • Uta had a really great stage presence in my opinion and she just felt very… “pure?” I can understand both sides of the argument personally.

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      • There’s no two sides of an argument – there’s just a gradation of different levels of Uta-loss

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  4. What if there’s a button that if you press it there’s 1% probability Uta-chan will comeback but also 99% Fukumura boobs will shrink to the size of Ikubo’s. and you could only press that button once? Beside that button there’s lying Fukumura latest PB.

    Will you press it?

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  5. What if the button happened to be Fukumura’s left boob, with a chance of
    1 press: Uta becomes exploited by Aki-Pi in his usual lewd way
    10 presses: Momusu’s hiatus
    20 presses: Henkka’s translation of all your perverted thoughts and recital of it to your family
    30 presses (+pinching): You, becoming a long-term idol, inside a jail, ofcourse

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    • I’d press it all day long, whatever the result!!!
      And the day after too, of course…

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  7. I might have missed a lot, I guess? Why is Fukumura disliked? Did this change in the last 6 month?

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  8. Heh, the imbalance in treatment between Fuku-chan and Ayacho is so terrible.

    > Henkka: You can do mind exercises to battle memory loss, pop some pills for hair loss, and there are healthy ways to bounce back from weight loss. But what can a doctor prescribe for Uta loss…?
    Nefazodone?

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  9. Button to make Yukarin comeback? Now that’s unfair.. I’ll push it even if it cause misfortune to all HP members.. And even if the odds are 0.1 to 99.9..

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  10. How about a 1% chance Uta comes back and 99% chance Fukuhime leaves H!P for the AV industry?

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    • I’ve already photoshopped her face on to some AV pornstar’s body in preparation for this inevitable event.

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  11. Wait a button to bring Yuuka back AND get Ayaka to leave? Win Win!

    Now for the Uta button, sorry Fuku. I take no pleasure in your departure but it’s a far far better thing you do for HP than you have ever done before.

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  12. 91: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:59:40.10 0.net
    I’d want to see them leave the button in each of the groups’ dressing rooms for a couple of hours. Meanwhile, me, Sayu and Momochi would be monitoring them from a different room — along with Fuku-chan.

    This is a great idea for one of those dokkiri (surprise) segments and totally needs to happen.

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  13. Fortunately, just as there is a Beatles alternative universe that we acquired a cassette of their songs had they not broken up, Country Girls with Uta certainly exists. Now to wait for somebody to acquire the AU’s cd collection…

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  15. The ultimate misfortune for Fukumura: her boobs shrinking to Sayu size (Now, that’s will make fans REALLY think hard before pressing the button, right?).

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  16. For the intial button questioin, i wouldnt press it at all… Not saying I dont like Uta but they still have Inaba Manaka…. Inaba should have been the center from day one

    Only buttons i would press are probably the Yuukarin buttons lol, I want to see how she would fare against the current MeiMei and Rikako

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