Wota in Translation

Maro enraged at fan during handshake event:
“I’m not even your oshi!”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 19:33:28.91 0

ANGERME LaQua handshake event, second session
On my first round I only got a very rushed handshake from Maro-san, so on the second one I told her she was hurrying me off way too fast when she suddenly gave me this big scolding by saying “well, I’m not even your oshi, am I?!“… Is this what everyone means when they’re talking about the charm of Maro-san…? #ANGERME

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 19:39:20.66 0
Maro scares me.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 19:38:17.92 0
She’s ill.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 19:59:22.30 0
Well, she’s a seal. What’re you gonna do?

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 19:58:08.13 0
This makes me feel bad for Maro.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:44:17.37 0

(Text: “Don’t screw with me.” -Maro)

Maro’s attitude at handshake events sinks to a new low

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:20:24.64 0

ANGERME LaQua handshake event, third session
The person in front of me moved really fast so there was suddenly a small gap between me and him.
Fukuda: “Hurry up and don’t leave spaces, please.”
That’s way too strict, Maro… (cries)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:22:00.20 0
Why does this girl have such an attitude when it counts? It’s a chance to get the group more fans…

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:22:08.69 0
Maro despises troublemaking wota.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:22:30.33 0
They should make her work as one of the pushers.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:45:34.78 0
Hey, I consider that a reward. I’d want Maro to feel slightly irritated with me, too.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:23:04.31 0
I hate all those slowpokes, too. I get why Maro-chan was irritated.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:27:55.05 0
Maro was in the right here.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:30:48.00 0
The guys that refuse to move fast enough at these “conveyor belt” type handshake events, they have an effect on the people after them because they might in turn also get pushed forward really hard. Being slow causes all kinds of problems.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:40:26.25 0
I think I’m beginning to like Maro-chan… (laughs)

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:34:36.73 0
Come on, someone go pour some sea water on her so she feels better.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/08(日) 20:56:15.56 0
If Maro ever gets a driver’s license, she’ll definitely be the type who immediately honks her horn at you if you’re even a split-second late to move once the traffic light turns green.

Maro:
“If you’re going to be cold towards me,
I’m going to be cold towards you.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 00:49:52.75 0

@angerme_526
This is Fukuda Kanon. ⊂((・x・))⊃
We’re going to have our individual handshake, cheki, drawing and problem counseling events!
I’ll do my best with a smile on my face and give everyone positive interactions. Not cold interactions. #angerme

@mitsukikom
Me: “What did you mean by the “not cold interactions” part in your tweet earlier?”
Maro: “For the most part my interactions aren’t cold. I only follow the example of the person I’m interacting with: if they’re being cold towards me, then I’m going to do the same.”
Me: “So basically, we have to do all the work to make it interesting for you?”
Maro: “That’s right.”

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 00:51:00.03 0
As expected of Maro.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 00:51:39.63 O
So she’s going to be cold towards the people feeling nervous because they’re shaking hands with her for the first time? Maro’s the lowest.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 00:53:37.88 0
The true Maro wota all love this stuff.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 00:56:49.08 0
That’s pretty cheeky for a seal.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 01:07:20.92 0
Why the hell do we have to get her to feel motivated?! (laughs)
This elephant-seal has gotten it all wrong.

111: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 04:57:08.07 0
Well, it’s true that the wota are all too self-conceited. I do get Fukuda on this matter.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 01:40:50.35 0
I didn’t think Maro was this lacking in professionalism.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 01:42:49.57 0
Maroism.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 01:24:22.29 0
Seeing this exchange made me love Maro even more than before.

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 04:44:18.25 0
I want to make an onigiri after shaking hands with Maro.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/08(日) 01:45:25.36 0
I love this pain-in-the-ass Maro.

Murota Mizuki steals Maro’s solo lines;
Maro retaliates with malicious harassment

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:28:50.86 0

Fukuda Kanon used my cellphone to take a picture of herself during a break yesterday! (laughs) I didn’t notice at all!

Here’s the picture she took:

(Text: “Marotesque”)

http://ameblo.jp/angerme-ss-shin/entry-11989701794.html

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:35:46.32 0
This is some awful harassment.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:31:00.00 0
I feel bad for Maro.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:32:33.74 0
I feel bad for Muro.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:33:53.81 0
“Marotesque” is going to end up in the dictionary sometime soon.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:41:59.06 O
You’re telling me she even had the time to put in that text in such a brief period of time?

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 12:56:47.18 0
>>32
With Maro’s IT skills? No problem.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 13:11:07.61 0
That’s some real seal-like maliciousness.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 13:12:26.64 0
And because she’s her junior, she can’t even really delete the picture…
It’s like a curse.

Coming home from work,
you find this girl sitting in your entranceway.
What do you do?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:31:55.62 0

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:34:52.25 0
Sue her for trespassing.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:34:58.19 0
Kick her out.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:41:40.18 0
Spank her.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:35:41.47 0
Immediately call the police.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:35:52.51 0
She looks like she’d be such a pain in the ass.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:36:39.92 0
Why are you guys so cold towards Maro?

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 21:24:07.13 0
I’d determine if she’s a male or a female.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:47:03.14 0
Drive her out of the house, lock the door, close the curtains, pour hot water on my cup noodles, and go to sleep.

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 21:45:56.08 0
>>32
Eat your damn noodles. (laughs)

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 21:05:33.27 0

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 21:39:39.46 0
Call the aquarium and let them know I found their escaped seal.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 21:08:56.13 0
You know, lately it kind of feels like Maro’s just normal. In many ways it’s Ayacho who feels strange to me.

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 21:10:12.84 0
>>51
Ayacho is authentic.
Maro is just feigning an illness.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/14(土) 20:50:01.30 0
Leaving all these cold-hearted replies when in reality you’d all be overjoyed…

Maro:
“At one time my insomnia was so bad,
I was crying constantly.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 21:55:53.56 0

Lately I’m having so much trouble waking up in the mornings. I’m constantly sleeping.
♪ No matter how much I sleep, I want to keep sleeping more and more ♪

A while ago I had a day off and I just slept at home the entire day, and nowadays I can’t seem to wake up until just 30 minutes before I have to leave the house. Plus, I often fall asleep on the sofa and stuff… I wonder if this means my body is worn out? (>_>)

There was a period of time when I couldn’t sleep at all, no matter what I did, and I was so tired I was crying constantly. So I guess I should be thankful I’m getting so much sleep nowadays. ♪ (laughs)

http://ameblo.jp/angerme-kanonfukuda/entry-11991215201.html

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 21:56:44.96 0
That’s depression.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 21:58:47.78 0
>>2
No, just another fake illness.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 22:09:41.09 0
Taking any Maro blog seriously is an amateur’s mistake.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 21:57:09.80 0
This is Maro’s Disease.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 22:01:13.49 0
Poor, poor Maro…

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 22:06:32.72 0
Pharmaceutical idol. It’s a whole new genre!

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 22:18:02.14 0
Maro, you’re so cute, Maro.
We’re all madly in love with you, Maro.
I love you, Maro.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 22:23:26.26 0
You’re not getting enough exercise, Maro.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/17(火) 22:25:19.86 0
You’ll get depressed if you sleep too much, Maro.
… Well, too late for that now.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/18(水) 01:47:18.87 0
Maro is going to make me feel worried about her? Again?

Maro…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/24(火) 11:29:33.71 O

@angerme_526
This is Fukuda Kanon. ♡ Ohanyon! This picture is from after I’d been crying my eyes out at our last dinner together with Berryz Koubou. That’s me, quite timidly looking at Berryz-san… (laughs) #angerme #eternalberiwota #reallyugly

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/24(火) 11:30:58.28 0
Argh…

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/24(火) 12:13:00.37 0
So basically, if I go to this restaurant and find this pillar, I’ll be able to get an indirect kiss with Maro?

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/24(火) 12:31:50.75 0
Hey! Pillar! Change places with me!

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/24(火) 12:39:00.61 0

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/24(火) 11:40:31.58 0
The hashtags are annoying as always.

Fukuda Maro:
“I’m in a blogging slump. I can’t blog right now.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 00:05:28.84 0.net

@angerme_526
This is Fukuda Kanon. I’m in a blogging slump so I can’t blog right now. Sorryyy. m(._.)m Maybe I’ll be able to blog tomorrow? #angerme

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 00:08:53.52 0.net
Maro, are you okay, Maro?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 00:06:51.14 0.net
Attention-seeking as always.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 00:07:41.96 0.net
She was just sleepy.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 00:38:40.44 0.net
Poor Maro…

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 01:07:22.44 0.net
Blog Slump Kanon-chan.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/17(金) 04:39:45.57 0.net
You’ve been in a slump for the past eight years.

Maro messages Tsunku for advice:
“I’m shy. I can’t handle large groups of people!”
Tsunku completely ignores Maro.

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 10:07:23.85 0.net

Fukuda Kanon:
We now have nine members in our group. I’m actually bad at doing things in big groups of people and because we now have so many members, it’s made me shy and introverted. I’m embarrassed when trying to push myself to the front, and now there’s even someone as young as 13 years old in the group so I’ve started worrying about looking like an auntie. I’m worried if I’m even allowed to try and go to the front anymore.

Since all this happened, I sent Tsunku-san a message on LINE, telling him what I just told you. And it said he’d read my message quite soon after I’d sent it, so I was thinking he was probably going to get back to me in no time. So I waited… and suddenly, several days had gone by without me receiving a message back. Even now he still hasn’t said anything to me regarding my problem.

Akashiya Sanma:
Yeah, um… You do realize what Tsunku is going through right now, don’t you? Here he is, thinking “alright, I’m going to do my best to push these girls as a 9-member group!” when suddenly someone sends him a message saying they don’t like being in big groups of people. Tsunku must’ve been thinking to himself “that damn fool, at a time when I’m so tired already… I can’t even speak… this idiot!” I think he probably felt like punching you.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 10:21:42.86 0.net
LOL.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 10:23:46.97 0.net
Sanma is not impressed with Maro.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 10:24:55.21 0.net
Sanma does have a point.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 10:59:40.86 0.net
A silent scolding.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 10:56:44.32 0.net
Tsunku♂: “… Not this shit again…“

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 12:17:38.72 0.net
I’m having a hard time trying to come up with any person I feel like ignoring more than this girl.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 11:30:09.47 0.net
Hell, if Maro had a boyfriend, even he’d ignore that message.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 11:32:08.79 0.net
Feels like Sanma totally sympathizes with Tsunku.

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/05/03(日) 12:31:09.70 0.net
Poor Maro…

Maro reaches ultimate bliss

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/01(日) 21:46:55.41 0
Immediately following this picture, Fukuda Maro took her last breath…

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/01(日) 21:48:52.53 0
She looks so at peace…

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/01(日) 21:58:33.19 0
I’m seriously worried about what’s going to Maro from now on. What am I going to do if she just disappears…?

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/01(日) 22:00:14.75 0
Maro’s voltage is going to have a steady decrease after March 3. (laughs)

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/01(日) 22:03:42.02 0
Is Maro going to die…?

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/03/01(日) 22:11:38.77 0
Form is emptiness, Maro.
Emptiness is form, Maro.

Henkka: There was a comment in one thread where someone basically called Maro a “goddamn seal-pig.” I had to leave it untranslated because I saw no way I could’ve adequately expressed how this person had meant it not as an insult but only in the most affectionate way possible.

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