1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:45:26.06 0.net
≪Rules of the consultation event≫
※ The consultation event is a talk event where one member of S/mileage will listen to your worries and try her best to help you solve them.
※ Each member of S/mileage has a separate, private booth. Each six members will be doing their events simultaneously.
※ The approximate time limit for your consultation is one minute.
※ Previous to the event, you must write your worry on a paper that the staff will check beforehand. If there is no problem with the content, each guest will go to the members’ booths in order. The members can not answer to worries that are too “heavy.”
※ While each of the members will do their best to give you the best advice they possibly can, please understand that there is a possibility you may not be pleased with all of their advice. Please note that there is no money-back guarantee, nor a possibility of a re-do.
※ The member of S/mileage assigned to you will be as printed on the “consultation event ticket.” It is not possible to change this to another member.
※ There is no handshake or any other physical contact with the members of S/mileage included at this event.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:46:52.06 0.net
http://s-mileage.jp/event/detail_00390/
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:48:50.17 0.net
I thought it was a joke but it’s for real! (laughs)
I didn’t see this event coming…
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:48:09.15 0.net
“Worries that are too heavy.” (laughs)
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:49:47.79 0.net
I want to trouble them by saying I’m worried about my thinning hair even though I’m already completely visibly bald beyond any help.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:50:24.07 0.net
“Zukki just won’t lose weight… what can I do…?”
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:53:06.99 0.net
>>17
Please refrain from sharing worries that are too heavy.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:52:13.60 0.net
What the…? This seems fun! (laughs)
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:52:17.11 0.net
“My favorite idols suddenly announced they’d be going on a hiatus. What should I do?”
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:57:29.34 0.net
“I just can’t seem to forget about Maeda-san. What should I do?”
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:58:19.22 0.net
>>59
Too heavy.
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:57:52.54 0.net
They need to give some more detailed examples as to what sort of worries are OK and what aren’t…
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:01:07.97 0.net
>>62
If they did that, people would find the loopholes and try to force them to accept absurd questions for sure. They’re not going to make it any clearer than that.
90: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:02:09.74 0.net
>>83
But if they don’t, it seems like every worry could be denied…
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:59:25.05 0.net
This is obviously something to test the abilities of us wota, to see just how we can make them laugh. (laughs)
82: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:00:58.72 0.net
I just can’t picture the members of S/mileage giving serious consultation to anyone…
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:03:51.90 0.net
“Maro-chan, you’re just so adorable, I can’t stand it. What should I do?”
114: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:04:20.01 0.net
>>110
Probably half of all worries will be stuff like this. They’re going to get bored of this kind of stuff fast. (laughs)
117: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:04:26.64 0.net
I feel like Meimei will give needlessly heavy answers to everyone’s worries.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:05:47.08 0.net
Tamura does seem like she’d suddenly start giving overly serious advice. You have to make your worry sound obviously funny so she gets that it’s just a joke.
119: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:04:26.77 0.net
This actually seems quite fun. (laughs)
157: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:08:50.87 0.net
I’m jealous of the S/mileage wota. S/mileage always gets to do the fun stuff like this.
167: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:09:44.38 0.net
“All the worries I write get constantly denied by the staff. What should I do?”
173: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:10:36.40 0.net
>>167
This seems like it’d get denied, too. (laughs)
103: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:03:24.96 0.net
Whether this succeeds or not, I do wish they keep trying all kinds of things aside from just handshake events.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 21:03:20.66 0.net
Kananan: “Oh dear, that sure is a hard one… What oh what should you do…?”
Staff: “Time is up.”
Henkka: If they ever start doing these events with the other groups, I hope they do away with the “no heavy worries” rule and appoint Maa-chan as the one who gets the really tough ones. I need to consult her about a couple of financial household issues and important life decisions.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/40237387.html
Well Henkka, if this is ever going to happen you need to hide a recorder in the booth to share her wisdom with everyone afterwards. Sure you could try to just write it down, but with Maachan you need to get every word in the precisely correct order, because you wouldn’t be able to solve her wordplays otherwise. And this seems a little hard without a recording devise…
The way my mind is going today, I can’t help but wonder how many loons will show up and ask something different than what they’d written.
Also, imma have to follow in Henkka’s path for Maa-chan consultation. I really feel like her particular brand of crazy is just right that it may actually yield helpful (albiet unorthodox) advice for a wide range of troubles.
Won’t the written question be passed to the idol to ponder? One minute is short enough for just a spoken answer. If you add the question to that…
Dear Maro,
I used to be obsessed with idols, but lately I’ve just been obsessed with the stupid shit wotas do. Please help me.
Yours truly,
C♂rnh♂li♂
That is a pretty cool event, creative with great potential to be entertaining… If this is successful they should do this with other groups… I thnk Oda would be the type to give ground breaking life changing advice while somebody like Kanotomo would give the worst most depressing advice and drive people to suicidal thoughts lol
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:57:29.34 0.net
“I just can’t seem to forget about Maeda-san. What should I do?”
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:58:19.22 0.net
>>59
Too heavy.
Lol, yeah that question would probably be banned… It has no answer
I hope there’ll be a thread with results later on.
>>22
Good one.
;_;
It may be a little impolite though…
>>117,135
Somehow I can really see that happening.
Get Kumaicho to do the consultation.. The wota problems would turn into a new chapter in a philosophy text book.
Honestly I think they’d be best served letting Maro handle all of the consultation.
Wota would be lining for miles to have her tell them that they’re insignificant compared to her, and should just kill themselves =D
Hell, I’d line up, too. I’m not even masochistic and yet I’d be fine with Maro belittling me for a full minute…@_@;;;
>in b4 that other guy posts on here, wanting to ask one of them about what to do with his d*ck or something similarly unoriginal
;P
i cannot stop looking at mano’s lewd photos, what to do?
17 and 29: *buh dum tss*
I want Meimei to tell me everything is going to be all right. :-(
I wonder if any Wota will ask Lilium themed questions?
“I want to touch Henkka’s beard but Time and Space is not allowing me”
“i wanna start a charity organization to send all finnish wotas to japan , so they would stop being so butthurt, but i have no idea!”
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If wota are free to ask/consult, i guess there will be lots of “Yukarin”-theme or “Maeda”-theme question…
My question would be is why am i so in love with fukuda is her smile is the way her voice sounding beautiful and cute at the same time or the way i see her eyes sparkeling bright and gorgouse with her warming smile that lifts up my day. Asking fukuda her self while entering blind folded and i wonder what her reaction would be if i were to ask that. What you guy think would be her reaction?