Wota in Translation

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 15:58:36.55 ID:0
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ Here!

3：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 15:59:25.63 ID:0
I’ll pay whatever she asks for it.

4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 15:59:57.12 ID:0
She’s making it with her bare hands. (laughs)

7：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:01:11.36 ID:0
Not using plastic wrap… Haru-chan’s too cool.

9：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:02:21.60 ID:0
I want to ask her to make me one after going to the toilet.

10：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:03:03.37 ID:0
I’d treasure it forever.

11：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:03:05.88 ID:0
I want to eat it.

15：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:04:39.61 ID:0
How many CD’s do I have to buy to get to eat one of those?

17：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:05:33.96 ID:0
The only seasoning is the sweat from Kudo’s hands.

20：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:06:51.20 ID:0
>>17
That’s all you need!

18：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:06:07.05 ID:0
I’m sure you guys would say it’s delicious no matter how unappetizing it really was.

22：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:07:42.57 ID:0
Boss! Make me one with your armpit!

29：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:09:03.70 ID:0
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ Okay!

31：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:10:02.09 ID:0
This grandpa would eat it with a smile on his face no matter if there was loads and loads of wasabi inside.

36：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:11:26.22 ID:0
I’d be thankful if she made me one with salt substituted for her armpit sweat.

38：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:12:21.87 ID:0
Thank you, Haru-chan.

41：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:13:20.07 ID:0
Kudo would mess up by putting in too much salt and gripping the onigiri with sopping wet hands, but us grandpas could say nothing because she’d be making it in such high spirits. And just like we predicted, it’d taste like shit — but there’d be nothing but high praise.

47：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:16:46.13 ID:0

66：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:23:48.41 ID:0
I’ll pay 50,000, even 100,000 yen for one.

76：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:28:35.48 ID:0

79：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:29:13.64 ID:0
>>76
Now that I think about it, this would make me pretty happy, too.

81：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:31:07.28 ID:0
Cooking while wearing nothing but an apron.

88：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:34:14.23 ID:0
There’s no doubt that it was too salty. (laughs)

91：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:36:02.96 ID:0
No need to put in anything extra.
I’m good with Kudo’s sweat alone.

96：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:37:11.42 ID:0
The taste of Duu’s hands…

97：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:37:42.78 ID:0
Kudo’s sweat is too erotic. (laughs)

101：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:38:58.90 ID:0
It’s like you were licking Kudo’s hands. I want to lick them all over while gazing at Kudo.

104：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:40:31.50 ID:0
If you drink Kudo’s bodily extracts, you’ll feel young and rejuvenated.

121：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:49:22.98 ID:0
I’d eat it even if it was poisoned!

137：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 17:04:01.30 ID:0
If she made me one after forgetting to wash her hands after peeing, that’d make me even happier.

201：ハマサキ ◆eB3Vep6IIE ：2013/04/01(月) 23:35:16.42 ID:0
This is a bit hard to admit, but I have a bit of an obsession with cleanliness.
I couldn’t eat an onigiri made by someone else, even if that someone was Kudo…

112：名無し募集中。。。：2013/04/01(月) 16:44:20.56 ID:0
The thought of Kudo’s extracts becoming one with my own DNA is hot.

Henkka: Geez, look at reply #201. What a weirdo!

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