1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:12:45.16 0.net
On a level that would even make Tsunku give up hope on Japan’s future.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:14:43.87 0.net
On a level that would even make the members start uploading pictures of their boyfriends on their blogs.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:15:22.68 0.net
On a level that would even make Zukki hesitate to do her apple impression.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:27:56.60 0.net
On a level that would even make Maro stop seeking for attention.
76: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:42:06.19 0.net
Can someone explain these to me? “On a level that would even make Gandhi punch someone in the face“… I don’t even get that one. Does it mean he’d get so pissed off that he’d do that?
85: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:46:01.16 0.net
>>76
Basically it’s all just stuff that is very unlikely to happen. Example: Gandhi would never punch someone.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:17:58.25 0.net
On a level that would even make Kago-chan reflect on her actions.
283: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 18:42:35.77 0.net
>>10
Now that’s some high-level stuff.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:19:40.83 0.net
On a level that would even make Momoko keep her pinkies in check.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:20:33.87 0.net
On a level that would even make Makoto refuse to host the Hello!Con.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:22:55.36 0.net
On a level that would even make the Berryz wota become °C-ute wota.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:23:51.51 0.net
>>18
What happened?! (laughs)
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:25:56.51 0.net
On a level that would even make Airi sing off-key.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:27:07.57 0.net
On a level that would require even Kumai-chan to stand on her tip-toes.
37: KD182250251233.au-net.ne.jp 2014/11/07(金) 16:29:18.64 0.net
On a level that would even make Kanatomo gently caress Karin.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:31:33.05 0.net
On a level that would even make Daaishi start wearing a bra.
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:32:14.58 0.net
On a level that would even make Maimi flip off the Emperor of Japan.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:32:25.08 0.net
On a level that would even make Miyabi-chan look like she had huge boobs.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:32:25.54 0.net
On a level that would even make Bakuwara get serious about work.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:34:46.51 0.net
On a level that would even make Michishige deny that she’s cute.
114: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:56:49.82 0.net
On a level that would even make Ikuta’s magic effective.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:35:01.99 0.net
On a level that would even make Maimi keep her blog posts under three lines or less.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:36:40.60 0.net
On a level that would even make Kumai-chan throw away the instruction manual.
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:38:22.22 0.net
On a level that would even make Tsunku start writing lyrics from a male point-of-view.
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:38:55.44 0.net
On a level that would even make Sarubee look human.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:53:02.91 O.net
On a level that would even make Airi’s speech comprehensible.
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:53:07.02 0.net
On a level that would even make Terada waste his food.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:54:04.21 0.net
On a level that even Maimi wouldn’t be able to break it.
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:54:37.38 0.net
On a level that even Fuku-chan wouldn’t be able to afford it.
64: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:37:58.19 0.net
On a level that would even make Meimei rip apart the script and throw it away.
116: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:57:37.51 0.net
On a level that would even make Fukuda hate Kumai-chan.
129: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 17:01:55.59 0.net
On a level that would even make Makoto take off his hat.
137: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 17:05:12.96 0.net
On a level that would even make Yuukarin come back.
147: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 17:09:44.78 0.net
On a level that would even make Maimi put on underwear.
172: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 17:23:48.08 0.net
On a level that would even make CUBIC-CROSS become a best-selling artist.
179: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 17:28:50.47 0.net
On a level that would even make Junjun communicate in flawless honorific Japanese.
229: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 17:50:32.62 0.net
On a level that would even make Odasaku fail at taking a selfie.
291: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 19:02:17.26 0.net
On a level that would even make Kumai-chan clearly state what what her problem is, explain why in a relatively brief manner, and actually have a point.
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 16:59:15.78 0.net
On a level that would even make Tsunku diss our planet.
Henkka: Yeah. The day Tsunku writes a song about global warming being a lie and about how “love & peace” is a childish concept that could never be sustainable, that’s when it’s time to get worried.
Sources: http://matomeldo.doorblog.jp/archives/41779363.html
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On a level that even Daaishi treats everyone on a class restaurant.
On a level that even make Sayumi hate young girls.
On a level that makes henkka retire from Wota in Translation.
don’t even f@cking joke!
*cracks whip at Henkka*
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On a level that Yuukarin would come back
On the level that would even make Maachan understand Kanji.
On the level that would even make Duu become girlish.
On the level that would even make Sayumi like guys around her age
On the level that would even make Kumai-chan talk becomes meaningful and deep
On the level where Chinami would stop smiling.
Oh, wait, having to where Momochi style twin tails already did that.
>>18
It’s not that crazy. I’ve started liking them more recently.
But some of those are pretty damn seriously impossible. Yep.
> The day Tsunku writes a song about global warming being a lie and about how “love & peace” is a childish concept that could never be sustainable, that’s when it’s time to get worried.
By that time, it’s all over.
On a level that would even make Eririn appear in public again.
On a level that would even make Maachan hate Reina.
On a level that would even make MM appear on Kouhaku again… *swallows bitterness*
Ouchhhhhh that last one though….
On a level that would even make Daishi hate watermelons
On a level that would even make Maachan do a proper handshake event
On a level that would even make Sayashi hate Fuku-chan’s skin
on the level fuku would be able to hide her stuffs
– On a level that would even make Maimi put on underwear.
whats that about? o.O
Hello! Pro Time, when Maimi was gearing up for her epic cycling trip to Shizuoka, the store manager informed her that wearing underwear would lead to chafing. And thus a new in-joke was born.
On a level that would even make Takahashi Ai screams sound like a girl.. instead of an old man..
On a level where hello project has a decent budget for music videos and cd covers
On a level that would make Reina dress like a middle-aged suburban housewife.
On a level that would even make that Haruna and Haruka have boobs