Wota in Translation

What is that mysterious number “3”
that’s written on Momoko’s belly button?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:07:00.65 0
I know “666” is the number of Damien, the spawn of Satan, but that’s a “3” on Momoko… what could it mean?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:07:40.00
Stupidest thread of the night.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:11:12.98 0
But if you rotate it, the “3” becomes “m”!!!

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:12:13.00 0
It means she’s only had sex three times.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:14:21.47 0
It means she can still have sex three times.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:26:50.31 0
It represents her self-awareness of how she’s the third most popular member after Risako and Miyabi.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:20:02.47 0
Here’s another one.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:21:49.67 0
Don’t make too big of a fuss about it or she’ll start hiding her belly button just like she did with her forehead.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:22:30.89 0
It’s the time limit of how much longer the earth can stand the state of constant war.

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:25:41.41 0
It’s a keyhole.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 22:08:20.32 0
Believe in Momoko’s belly button or don’t… It’s up to you.

Proof that Momoko’s pinky
doesn’t stick out in private!

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/26(火) 20:02:59.73 0
Ah yes. This is sure to be a major shock to all her wota everywhere.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/26(火) 20:04:58.58 0
Wasn’t it only her left pinky that sticks out?

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/26(火) 20:04:03.83 0
I don’t like that facial expression. That’s not the Momochi I know!

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/26(火) 20:09:01.01 0
“Idol cyborg by nature” my ass. It was all just a downright lie!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/26(火) 19:59:37.87 O
But of course. Her pinky only sticks out for work. She’s a pro, after all.

What sort of a person is
Momoko in real life?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 06:01:44.22 0
At least we now know that her pinky doesn’t really stick out 24/7. But what else?

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 07:36:47.23 0
Her professionalism is so advanced that she even makes it a point of hiding her pinky outside of work.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 06:10:51.71 0
First and foremost, the pitch of her voice probably goes down a notch or three.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 06:05:32.43 0
She actually hates pink.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 06:08:50.08 0
She kicks pregnant women.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 06:10:03.91 0
Rather than her pinky, it’s her middle finger that sticks out a lot.

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/27(水) 12:39:06.85 O
Us talking this and that about her like this is all part of Momoko’s grand scheme, you know.

The work of a true professional!

563: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/03/08(木) 03:58:54.06 0
Even with her meager salary she still caters to the wota to this extent.

567: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/03/08(木) 04:01:34.91 0
>>563
Wow. (laughs) Every single picture is different.

573: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/03/08(木) 04:04:22.26 0
>>563
This girl… (laughs) People say all kinds of things about her, but she really is a pro. That is a job well done.

598: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/03/08(木) 04:17:38.79 0
ﾙ ’ｰ’ﾘ＜ Ufufu. Deceiving wota by making them feel good is also part of the work of a pro. ♪

578: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/03/08(木) 04:08:35.57 O
People make jokes about Tsugunaga being poor, but she didn’t become an idol for the money, you know. Just like how runners put their lives at stake to be able to run even a split second faster, Momoko puts her life at stake to be the best idol she possibly can.

Henkka: I’m just worried Fuku-chan would rather kill Momochi before letting her fly out into the world outside of Hello! Project.

Sources: http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51330409.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51112243.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/arc hives/51113132.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51186442.html