Tamura Meimi is punched by random salaryman on train

Posted by Henkka on January 21, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME. Tags: . 13 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/02(木) 12:29:12.39 0.net

Morning! 🍒
https://lineblog.me/tamurameimi/archives/782531.html
2017/11/2 09:44

Good morning!! 😊
I was just on the train when suddenly this suit-wearing man sitting next to me punched me with his fist twice.

I was so shocked! 😯

Oh well, that aside… 🌷
Starting from tomorrow, I will be starring in the Meijiza Theater’s “Kyou no Hotarubi“! 💓

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/02(木) 12:29:55.32 0.net
“That aside“?!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/02(木) 12:30:18.39 0.net
She’s just brushing it off…?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/02(木) 12:30:29.68 0.net
Don’t just “that aside” it…

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Michishige Sayumi’s big sister mistakenly tries to high five official at airport security check

Posted by Henkka on January 20, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 9 comments

1: 2017/12/17(日) 09:32:39.99 0.net

Young Town Doyoubi 2017/12/16

Michishige: This past summer, we went on a trip to Guam with my family. When we were on our way back and they were checking our personal effects at the security check… You have to get into this tunnel-type thing, right? Anyway, the person there doing the checking said “hold up!” and raised their hand. But my big sister thought it was like part of the easy-going spirit of overseas or something so she just went “yaaay!” and gave them a high five. The official was going “no no no no!“

Sanma: They must’ve been surprised.

Michishige: My big sister was going like, “don’t people overseas always give each other high fives?“

Shoji: The average person should know better…

Michishige: They were saying “one more, one more!“

[…]

Sanma: I can’t say I’ve ever heard of someone high fiving an airport baggage inspector.

Michishige: Even the person doing the bag checking looked like they didn’t know what was going on.

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Michishige Sayumi gets strangely excited over the thought of Kamikokuryo Moe sleeping in her junior high gym uniform

Posted by Henkka on January 16, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 18 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/25(土) 00:50:08.22 0.net

171124 “HELLO! DRIVE! -Harodora- FRIDAY” Michishige Sayumi, Kamikokuryo Moe, Kasahara Momona

“Konya no Pajama Joshi Talk”
Topic: “sleeping attire” (suggested by Ozeki Mai)

Michishige: I have a feeling that Kamiko is probably someone who sleeps in really cute clothes.
Kamikokuryo: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t. I really don’t.
Michishige: Reallyyyyy? I feel like fluffy clothes would really suit you.
Kamikokuryo: It’s all easy-to-sleep-in jerseys.
Michishige: Oh, so you’re the jersey type.
Kamikokuryo: Yes.
Michishige: So like, clothes you could wear even to the convenience store?
Kamikokuryo: … Um.
Michishige: Oh, a convenience store would be pushing it?
Kamikokuryo: Actually… I like to wear my junior high school gym uniform when sleeping. (chuckles)
Michishige: Ahh! That’s so cute~!! That’s the cutest possible answer~! (laughs) Oh man!
Kamikokuryo: I always just answer this question with “jerseys” because it’s embarrassing. But it’s really my gym uniform.
Michishige: Cute~! ♪ I want to see that!
Kamikokuryo: There’s nothing cute about it, really. (laughs)
Michishige: No, I bet you look really cute wearing it. This is probably just a case of the person themselves not realizing it.
Kamikokuryo: No no no. (laughs) I mean, our junior high school uniform was really lame!
Michishige: Even better!
Kamikokuryo: No no no. (laughs)
Michishige: That makes it even cuter. Like, when the thing you’re wearing is slightly lame.
Kamikokuryo: No way… (laughs)
Michishige: Ahh… I really want to see that!
Kamikokuryo: I’m sorry I got your hopes up for nothing.
Michishige: No, I got a better answer than I could’ve even hoped for. (laughs)
Kamikokuryo: No no! (laughs)
Michishige: Hmm. Okay, so rather than something fluffy you prefer your gym uniform.
Kamikokuryo: Right.
Michishige: That’s what gets you to relax the most.
Kamikokuryo: Yes… (laughs)
Michishige: (chuckles)

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Maa-chan: “I just really love the music of Tsunku♂.”

Posted by Henkka on January 12, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 20 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/08/09(水) 23:38:34.75 0.net

You know, I just really love the music that Tsunku♂-san makes.
I’m reminded of this every time we’re in rehearsal.

Every single sound…
All the lyrics…
They all hit me so hard.
Ah!
I mean, in the good sense of the word of course.

I really love his music.

http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-12300184762.html

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/08/09(水) 23:40:48.90 0.net
Completely agreed.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/08/09(水) 23:48:40.41 0.net
I appreciate her honesty.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/08/09(水) 23:45:07.88 0.net
As expected of Maa-chan.
She gets it.

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Miyamoto Karin is impressed upon hearing Sato Masaki’s DTM compositions

Posted by Henkka on January 12, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 19 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/01(水) 16:13:56.16 0.net

I got to talk a bunch about DTM with Morning Musume ’17’s Sato Masaki-chan~! ✨

Maa-chan let me listen to some of the songs she’s composed. They were so cool, and it was incredible how she could instantly play almost the exact same chords on the piano!

I have to do my best, too!

https://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-12324646766.html

161: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/01(水) 17:54:59.41 0.net
Another huge win for Maa-chan, huh.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/01(水) 16:15:08.06 0.net
Maa-chan really is a genius.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/01(水) 16:37:46.49 0.net
I have a mental image of her working on a song and suddenly bursting out laughing and making strange noises.

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Important announcement from Takahashi Ai

Posted by Henkka on January 7, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 8 comments

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 20:32:24.13 0.net
As expected of Ai-chan.
This is the Ai-chan I know and love.

114: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 20:48:01.60 0.net
Man, Ai-chan sure never disappoints.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 20:35:09.95 0.net
Ai-chan really is pretty amazing — in many senses of the word.

156: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 20:54:35.90 0.net
Why the hell are you announcing this? (laughs)

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 20:32:36.96 0.net
Wait just a second, Ai-chan!!
This is none of your damn business!!

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Niigaki Risa and husband file for divorce

Posted by Henkka on January 7, 2018
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 20 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 19:02:19.65 0.net

Announcement
https://ameblo.jp/nigaki-risa/entry-12341678030.html
2018-01-05 19:00:15 NEW !

I have a personal announcement I must make.

Me, Niigaki Risa, and Kotani Yoshikazu have divorced.

While our marriage lasted only a short one year and a half years, after discussing it we both came to the conclusion that it would be better if we went our separate ways in life. I am very sorry for worrying everyone who was happy for us as well as all those who supported us.

While we will be going our separate ways, I would be happy if you could continue watching over us. I hope to have your support.

January 5, 2018
Niigaki Risa

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 19:02:40.76 0.net
Huuuhhh?

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 19:03:15.81 0.net
I thought this was fake but it was for real. (laughs)

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2018/01/05(金) 19:03:27.63 0.net
It was for real…
I guess the guy just didn’t do it for her.

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Best of Wota in Translation 2017

Posted by Henkka on December 31, 2017
Posted in: 2ch. 8 comments

2017 is nearly over and done with, and thus it’s time to look back and see what the year had to offer. (While you’re at it, feel free to check out the best of 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016!)

Please note that this list is not in order of best to worst. It’s simply a list of what I thought were 15 of the best 2ch threads posted on Wota in Translation this year, in the order they were published.

Did I miss anything? What were your favorites from 2017?

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