4: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/07/02 03:53
Nono-tan’s bra.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/07/02 19:02
Fujimoto with Ishikawa’s voice.
119: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/07/05 01:25
A Morning Musume wota’s penis.
231: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/07/09 02:18
The drama scenes in porn.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/07/02 19:07
South Korea.
232: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/07/09 02:19
My son.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 02:57:48.980.net
Onoda Saori’s floral scent!
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:02:45.090.net
Are their smells strong enough to be noticeable at handshake events? (Stay-at-home wota here.)
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:04:39.700.net
Ikuta Eripon smells sweet.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:22:35.300.net
Musuu smells like milk.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:27:02.930.net
For me, it’s all about Inoue Hikaru.
That smell… it purified my soul.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/02/10(金)
There was a clear difference between H!P and other idols when Tsunku was there. Now, there’s absolutely none. So then the question is: why do you still keep being a fan of H!P and not some other idol group? Answer me that — if you can.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/02/10(金)
There was no difference between H!P and any other idol group even when Tsunku♂ was there. (Sorry, was I not supposed to give a serious reply so soon into the thread?)
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/02/10(金)
There are still the songs Tsunku left behind.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/02/10(金)
There was a difference when Tsunku was there. Tsunku was the producer and he wrote all the songs. There was something about those Tsunku songs that could really touch you, and that’s why I came to like H!P. But now? You don’t even know who’s producing them. The songs are all done by some no-name songwriters, and they’re all shit. This isn’t H!P.
1. 大の大人さん 2017年02月10日 21:58
Well, since you’re going so far as to ask me directly, I’ll tell you.
It’s because Momochi is there.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:18:51.98 0
Rape you.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:19:25.32 0
PENIS
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:20:57.79 0
I love Chayu.
You too.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:46:08.41 0
Saki Nakajima (a.k.a nksk) has a fish-like face.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:26:26.37 0
i was gay
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:25:28.92 0
I like sandwich.
Henkka: This thread is a bit more meta than what I usually cover on here, but please bear with me. The thread is in regards to the closing of one of the bigger H!P matome sites, Hello Pro Canvas — my personal favorite since I first discovered it. It leads to a wider discussion about why the site may have closed: was it just lack of motivation or financial gain? Or does it instead have more to do with the supposed decline in the quality of the H!P board of 2ch, or 2ch in general?
The reason I’m translating this thread is to give you an idea as to why updates on this site have become scarce as of late. Longtime readers are probably aware of my personal feelings towards post-Tsunku♂ Hello! Project… that is to say, a near-complete lack of interest. But really, that has nothing to do with my recent inactivity on this site.
Yes, when I “shut down” the site last year, I said it was because of my dwindling interest in H!P without Tsunku♂. When I came back a couple of months later, it wasn’t because I’d suddenly returned to the fandom. I came back because I realized: translating 2ch is still a joy to me. It’s just such a great deal of fun, even if I’m not a fan any more. Case in point: I don’t care very much about Tsubaki Factory. I listened to their songs once or twice just to give them a chance. Nothing about them caught my interest, so that’s that. But when I did those three Tsubaki threads, I did it because it was fun. It’s just fun to find out what the Japanese fans think, and it’s fun to try and translate their thoughts. It’s, quite literally, “Wota in Translation.” If it was up to me, I’d be banging out threads about Feelings, Tyrants, Metalheads, Turtles, Beethoven and the Universe every day.
The reason I don’t is because the material for me to translate just isn’t there. In my opinion, fun or interesting threads simply don’t seem to be appearing with the regularity they used to. Why not? Well, that’s what this thread is about. Since its inception, people on the H!P board of 2ch have always talked about how it was going to die “any day now.” So far, it obviously hasn’t. But this time, some of its users feel that it’s definitely changing for the worse.
This post is not me saying I’m quitting Wota in Translation — the last time I tried that, I was back at it after a couple of months. I’m not going to repeat the mistake, but I also don’t see an increase in activity coming anytime soon. So this is just me saying: the next time you wonder why you haven’t heard from me on here in a while, try to remember this thread. Cheers.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/10/03(月) 10:58:35.49 0.net
The declining population of this place made it so that Hello Pro Canvas couldn’t keep up the quality of his posts anymore.
@helloprocanvas
[Announcement] There will be no more updates after today. Additionally, I’m deleting the site on October 31st. Thank you up until now.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/04(月) 23:08:13.64 0.net
I mean, they’re even longer than handshakes at normal release events. I just know I’d be nervous no matter what so I can’t muster up the courage to go. Even just reading all your reports, I’m thinking to myself “how can these guys maintain proper conversations like that?“
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/04(月) 23:08:54.05 0.net
I’ve been several times and even I still get nervous every time.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/04(月) 23:12:51.69 0.net
Of course I feel nervous as hell, but then why shouldn’t I? It’s not like me and them are friends or anything.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/04(月) 23:09:24.47 0.net
I’ve been so nervous I’ve felt sick to my stomach from morning of that same day, to the point that I ended up not going at all.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/04(月) 23:15:16.81 0.net
>>5
Are you me?
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/05/05(木) 14:13:21.94 0
Alright, be honest: why did you just click on this thread? Hmm?
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/05/05(木) 14:14:25.72 0
Just… for reference…
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/05/05(木) 14:15:35.13 0
I wish they had the good sense of doing this corner on Hello! Station.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/05/05(木) 14:16:17.12 0
Well, it’d certainly be the corner viewers could most relate to…
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/05/05(木) 14:15:55.33 0
“And lastly, put on a hat and you’re done.”
1: 名無しさん＠黒豹 2016/05/14(土) 14:04:29
Tsunku (47) previously stepped down from his position as the producer of H!P. Morning Musume’s new song, “Utakata~” was composed by Tsuno Maisa (24), guitarist of 4-piece girls’ band Akai Kouen. The song has received much praise from people in the music industry for its bright disco sound. As a source in the record industry told us: “People were worried when Tsunku♂ stepped down as the producer, but it actually looks like things are now going very well indeed.“
“Tsuno has a lot of respect for Tsunku♂, and she understands all the “Tsunku♂-isms” very well. It now feels like other creators are taking the seeds planted by Tsunku♂ and watering them with their talent, and the flowers are now starting to bloom. By stepping down as the producer, Tsunku♂ himself has become free to collaborate with other artists. With Tsunku♂ now able to contribute music to artists outside of H!P as well, it’s something that motivates both parties. When that motivation circles back to H!P, too, it’ll create an even more virtuous circle between all parties.”
It would appear that Momusu has entered yet another new era for the group.
http://www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/entame/entertainment/539886/
2: 名無しさん＠黒豹 2016/05/14(土) 14:05:19
It kinda feels lonely when they state it that plainly…
