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So if everything was one at the moment of the Big Bang…

Posted by Henkka on April 16, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. 11 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/29(木) 23:35:40
Then that means that in that moment even Momoko and Risako were one with myself.
In other words, we had a threesome.

2: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:36:14
Hey, don’t forget I was there as well.

3: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:36:21
Um, I was there, too.

30: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:48:34
More importantly, try thinking about the food chain. It’s funny when you start to think about how your shit bounced around from one place to the other before it finally ended up becoming Rika-chan’s limbs or something.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/29(木) 23:53:10
Always with the shit talk. This is why I can’t stand this place.

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Let’s think of realistic ways that would allow us to legally touch Sayu’s boobs (+2 other Sayu threads from 2005)

Posted by Henkka on April 15, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 23 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:15:05 0
Nothing unrealistic such as if you started dating her or something, got it!?

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:20:18 0
What if you were celebrating Sayu by repeatedly tossing her into the air with everyone else and you put your utmost effort into trying to turn her around mid-air so that she was facing downwards?

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:20:45 0
>>11
When will you ever get an opportunity to toss her into the air?!?!?

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:24:50 0
What about when you’re trying to resuscitate her after she’d just drowned?
There’s even the added bonus of getting to kiss her.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:26:02 0
>>25
Hey, that’s a good one! I’d never even thought of it!

 

… Except that it’ll never happen!!!!!!!!!!!!

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:27:09 0
Loving the fired-up tsukkomi. (laughs)

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Your unpopular opinions on H!P that you keep secret from everyone

Posted by Henkka on April 15, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 208 comments

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1: 名無しさん 2014/03/19(水)20:44:30 ID:???
I liked Oda-chan more back when she still looked like a country bumpkin.

2: 名無しさん 2014/03/19(水)20:49:26 ID:???
Her hairstyle is what it is, but Risako will never, ever betray her fans.

4: 名無しさん 2014/03/19(水)20:55:41 ID:???
Momoclo are actually pretty cute.

6: 名無しさん 2014/03/19(水)21:02:13 ID:???
I don’t really like Oda or Iikubo.

16: 名無しさん 2014/03/19(水)21:37:26 ID:???
I don’t agree with what others call the real “lookers” among the members.

9: 名無しさん 2014/03/19(水)21:07:19 ID:???
I love everything that Tsunku♂ does.

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Maa-chan to members of LoVendoЯ: “Fattie!” “Will you be in your thirties soon, auntie?”

Posted by Henkka on April 14, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, LoVendoЯ, Morning Musume. Tags: , , , , . 13 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/05(土) 14:40:36.80 0

Reina: “This is again on the subject of Sato, but anyway, she came to play about in our dressing room the other day. She just stayed there forever, but I’m already pretty used to how she is so I can just shoo her off or whatever when I want to be alone. But what was different about it this time was that the other members of LoVendoЯ got dragged in to it, too, although she never approached Marin for some reason.

When Sato went “Okamari-saaaan! Carry me on your back!“, Okamari said “Please ask Marin instead.” So Sato was like “Mmm… but Marin-san is skinny…” “Wait, so is that a roundabout way of saying that I’m…?” “Yep! A fattie!!” (laughs) She was just saying whatever she wanted.

She was also saying to Nee-san stuff like “auntie!” and “will you be in your thirties soon?” Then she was like “wait, what’s her name again?” — for some reason she asked me and not Uozumi herself. So when I told her “she’s Uozumi Yuki“, Maa-chan went like “Aoumi-san!!” or something. (laughs) We were like, “…who the heck’s Aoumi-san!?” She made our dressing room really noisy that day. It was so fun though.”

Source: UF LICKS

2: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/05(土) 14:43:12.19 0
Maa-chan is bad at remembering the names of all these newcomers.

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Tsunku writes awesome song for Kikuchi Momoko: “Seishun Love Letter”

Posted by Henkka on April 12, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. Tags: . 7 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/04/05(土)22:14:07 ID:???
Kikuchi Momoko – Seishun Love Letter
Lyrics: Suzuki Osamu / Composition: Tsunku / Arrangement: Hirata Shouichiro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKTA3Hr_Ol4

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/04/05(土)22:30:57 ID:???
Terada can write songs like this as well?!
Then write some for H!P, too! (laughs)

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/04/06(日)15:06:15 ID:???
The song’s so good, I laughed.

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Fukumura Mizuki finally touches on the subject of her boobs!!!

Posted by Henkka on March 26, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 47 comments

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1 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:03:43.83 0

@ai23jan1
“Top 5 women’s behavior that men find annoying” as researched by a women’s magazine.
3rd: “Overemphasizing one’s chest”

Iikubo & Ishida: “Phew, great!!! That’s a relief since we don’t have any!!!”
Michishige: “How about you, Fuku-chan? Well, I guess in your case it’s everyone else saying things. You don’t make a big deal about it yourself, right?”
Fukumura (embarrassed, hiding behind Eripon): “Mizuki isn’t like that…”
(cont.)

@ai23jan1
(cont.)
Fukumura: “……Kanon-chan’s are bigger.”
Suzuki: “Hey, stop it!” (hides behind Sayashi)
Michishige: “Well, being embarrassed about it is just cute, right? They don’t boast about it at all. If anyone, it’s Harunan that does. Constantly going all “I have no boobs.”“

6 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:06:00.49 0
Boobs are righteousness.

8 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:06:55.19 0
“Fukumura (embarrassed, hiding behind Eripon): “Mizuki isn’t like that…“”
Uooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

12 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:08:14.42 0
What do you mean by “like that“?!?!?!?!

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Sato Masaki sprays wota with perfume at handshake event! (+ other fan reports from Twitter)

Posted by Henkka on March 24, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice, Morning Musume. Tags: , , . 37 comments

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Fan reports from individual handshake event held on 3/23.

[Good news] Reports of Maa-chan spraying wota with perfume at handshake event have started popping up!

https://twitter.com/samasaki10/statuses/447675450622369792

Sato sprayed perfume on me at the individual handshake event! (laughs) When I got into the booth, she started off by spraying once at my stomach, once at herself, and finally rolling up my sleeve and spraying my wrist, too. (laughs) What the…??? (laughs) Whatever. Now I stink like her perfume. (laughs)

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If Kanatomo was a convenience store clerk & if you were on a date with Kanatomo

Posted by Henkka on March 22, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice. Tags: . 25 comments

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If Kanatomo was a convenience store clerk

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:55:49.37 ID:0
She wouldn’t let you use their toilet.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:56:47.16 ID:0
She wouldn’t give you back your change.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:57:44.40 ID:0
She spits in the oden stew.

175: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:29:59.53 ID:0
>>8
I’d hope so. (laughs)

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:58:20.12 ID:0
She’d be snacking on things from the store in the back room at regular intervals.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:58:24.39 ID:0
If what you bought didn’t exceed 500 yen, she’d be whispering under her breath about what a pathetic little man you are.

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