Country Girls

Asahi Shimbun: “We have a great idea! Up-Front should start up a kindergarten for Momochi!”

Posted by Henkka on February 3, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou, Country Girls. Tags: . 7 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/05(土) 18:40:44.80 0.net

Idol Department@Asahi Shimbun @asahi_idol
I have a great idea! Up-Front should start up a kindergarten! They could have it on the first floor of their offices in Akabanebashi! And who better to appoint as its principal than Momochi! (S)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/05(土) 18:41:58.51 0.net
>>1
This guy’s a genius.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/05(土) 18:52:45.54 0.net
Babies Koubou

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/05(土) 18:42:39.39 0.net
I’m going to enroll!

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/05(土) 18:45:22.44 0.net
Feels like this kindergarten would have an exceptionally high average age.

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Things which Morito Chisaki might just barely get away with

Posted by Henkka on December 10, 2016
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls. Tags: . 5 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:45:55.65 0.net
Yes?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:46:24.01 0.net
Smelling her own socks after concerts.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:46:47.76 0.net
Squeezing lemon juice on the fried chicken without first getting the others’ permission.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:47:30.73 0.net
Trying to light a cigarette, discovering that her lighter is out of fluid, and proceeding to throw it at the wall.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:50:03.89 0.net
Repeatedly shouting out the words “glue gun, glue gun!“

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:50:28.30 0.net
Of the things listed so far, I could easily forgive her for all of it.

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Inaba Manaka traps Morito Chisaki between elevator doors on purpose

Posted by Henkka on March 18, 2016
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls. Tags: , . 9 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/29(火) 17:50:20.15 0.net

First event
The grand trial of “Black Manakan”

Chii-chan was trying to get on the elevator. She yelled “wait, hold the door!” to Manakan, already inside, who responded by smashing the “close” button repeatedly. Seeing Chii-chan get caught in between the doors, Manakan burst out laughing.

Verdict: GUILTY (in Funakki’s voice)
#country_girls

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/29(火) 17:53:24.69 0.net
Looks like her true nature has emerged.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/29(火) 17:57:57.59 0.net
Black Manakan has arrived.

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Am I the only one who’s hooked on Manakan aka Inabaccho aka Inaba Manaka-chan?

Posted by Henkka on June 29, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls. Tags: , . 19 comments

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10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/07(日) 20:11:28.74 0.net
The air around her is just so cute.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/07(日) 20:13:22.50 0.net
I’m a woman but I love her, too. I went to their Fukuoka event mainly just to see Uta-chan, but Inaba-chan really melted my heart.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/07(日) 20:14:44.24 0.net
I liked her hair arrangement corner. I’ve known about her since she was a Kenshuusei and I remember her always doing her best.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/07(日) 20:14:49.86 0.net
The fact that she got to do two of them in such a short period of time means the feedback to her must’ve been really positive.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/07(日) 20:19:47.33 0.net
It’s great how she’s both extremely girly, and yet, her dancing is on the level of H!P’s elite, right up there with the likes of Sayashi.

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There’s a button. If you press it, there’s a 1% chance Uta-chan comes back. However, there’s a 99% chance it will instead cause Fuku-chan serious misfortune. Do you press the button? (+2)

Posted by Henkka on June 29, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 34 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:38:21.78 0.net
And if so, how many times would you press it?

By the way, this is what would happen to Fuku-chan:
1 press: her face becomes puffy
10 presses: she is forced to step down as the leader
20 presses: she is forced to quit Momusu
30 presses: she retires from the world of show business

That’s how it’d continue to escalate.

13: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:41:11.52 0.net
What I would want to see is Fuku-chan herself making the choice to press the button — for us. It would make history.

2: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:39:04.12 0.net
What is up with such a dangerous button?!
Better let the most grown-up member, Iikubo-san, take good care of it.

5: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:39:42.64 0.net
I love Fuku-chan, so, yeah.
I’m only going to press the button around a thousand times.

6: 名無し募集中。。。2015/06/14(日) 20:39:54.75 0.net
I’m so sorry, Fuku-chan…

(hits button repeatedly)

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