Berryz Koubou

Which H!P member actually has the smallest boobs?

Posted by Henkka on May 6, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou, Morning Musume. Tags: , , . 47 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:25:12.47 0.net
I’m thinking Iikubo-san.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:25:39.60 0.net
Natsuyaki Miyabi-chan!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:26:53.71 0.net
Iikubo doesn’t have any boobs, so it’s not accurate to say that she has “tiny” boobs.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:26:56.38 0.net
Iikubo-san is the one outstanding talent who was able to outdo even Miyabi-chan.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:26:19.44 0.net
None of my oshi members have any, so as a result I haven’t been seeing much boobs in general as of late.

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Nicknames the neighborhood brats might give Risako

Posted by Henkka on December 21, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 11 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/06(木) 18:44:18.72 0
Clown Lady

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/06(木) 18:49:52.40 0
Anna and the Snow Queen

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/06(木) 18:50:25.87 0
“That beautiful girl”

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/06(木) 18:50:52.90 0
Virgin Hunter

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/06(木) 18:46:27.85 0
Borscht

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Let’s come up with a catchphrase for Kumai-chan (+1)

Posted by Henkka on October 26, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 9 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:07:22.52 0.net
The Sad Skyscraper

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:08:48.94 0.net
The Moving Sky Tree

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:10:19.36 O.net
The Woman Who Can See the Horizon From Tokyo

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:11:35.23 0.net
The One-Woman Twin Towers

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:12:38.33 0.net
The Woman Closest to the Sun

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:10:16.21 0.net
Babel

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:13:14.44 0.net
The One-Woman Völkerwanderung

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More mind-numbingly pointless stories by Kumai-chan (+5)

Posted by Henkka on August 3, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 5 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/06/10(木) 21:45:02.43 0

646 : 名無し募集中。。。 2010/06/10(木) 21:19:27.68 0
川*＾∇＾)||＜ Also, Hawaii… yeah.
川*＾∇＾)||＜ This was my second time in Hawaii. The first was around March, I think, but…
川*＾∇＾)||＜ This time I went there in August which is like the hottest time of the year, right? Even though it’s so hot in Japan, as well… so it’s like, why go to Hawaii in the first place!?
川*＾∇＾)||＜ … Yep.
(Strained laughter from audience)
川*＾∇＾)||＜ “So what? What’s your point?” you might be asking. (laughs)
(Audience laughs)
川*＾∇＾)||＜ Well… my point is… (laughs)
川*＾∇＾)||＜ My point is… it’s important to remember to apply sunscreen properly!
(Applause and thunderous laughter from audience)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/06/10(木) 21:46:05.59 0
No planning whatsoever went into that talk. (laughs)

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What’s going on with Momoko’s belly button? (+3)

Posted by Henkka on August 3, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 8 comments

What is that mysterious number “3”
that’s written on Momoko’s belly button?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:07:00.65 0
I know “666” is the number of Damien, the spawn of Satan, but that’s a “3” on Momoko… what could it mean?

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:07:40.00
Stupidest thread of the night.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:11:12.98 0
But if you rotate it, the “3” becomes “m”!!!

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:12:13.00 0
It means she’s only had sex three times.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:14:21.47 0
It means she can still have sex three times.

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But what’s going to happen to Maasa?!

Posted by Henkka on August 3, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 29 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:07:16.67 0
Shimizu: dance instructor, Tsugunaga: variety idol, Natsuyaki: solo artist, Tokunaga: variety idol, Kumai: Paris Collection model, Sugaya: solo artist… but what about Sudo’s post-Berryz career?! Seriously, she’s the only one without a future…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:08:34.86 0
Sudo is best suited to being a housewife.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:09:27.00 0
Wrestler?

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:09:14.83 0
She just got her driver’s license the other day and all, so why not become a taxi driver?

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:15:05.35 0
>>5
Oh crap. (laughs)

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If “Cutest Two-Shot Taken With a Deer” was an Olympic sport, Miyabi would easily be the world champion!

Posted by Henkka on June 23, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 9 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/26(月) 22:04:21.76 0.net
So cute…

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5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/26(月) 22:08:24.77 0.net
What the hell kind of a championship is that?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/26(月) 22:08:28.15 0.net
Yep. Seeing this, there’s no doubt she’d be the champ.

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