Wota in Translation

The cover of Uemura Akari’s
first photobook is here━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!!

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:34:53.20 0.net
http://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-12077219763.html

2: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:35:48.84 0.net
Nice.

3: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:36:11.71 0.net
Oooh…

4: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:36:16.58 0.net
That’s really good.

46: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:41:25.74 0.net
This is pretty much the best photobook cover I remember ever seeing.

10: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:37:09.64 0.net
What a beauty!

11: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:37:12.30 0.net
She looks very adult-like.

13: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:37:34.70 0.net
This is going to be a hit even among the general public.

75: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:44:07.70 0.net
Not having her age written on the cover makes it easier to buy this.

81: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:45:07.46 0.net
>>75
True. (laughs)

15: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:37:36.51 0.net
This has already exceeded H!P-quality.

57: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:42:22.61 0.net
This is a must-buy.

66: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:43:25.91 0.net
Different from what I expected. Pretty good!

159: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:56:47.49 0.net
This looks like a cosmetics advertisement. She’s really pretty.

116: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:49:38.61 0.net
When’s the release date?

121: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:50:23.45 0.net
October 24th.

3. 名無しさん@ハロプロキャンバス 2015年09月26日 01:54 ID:NHJsMmau0
She should’ve released her first one when she was still more childlike in looks.

31: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:39:02.69 0.net
This is the regular edition? What about the Amazon limited edition one?!

70: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:43:51.62 0.net
The limited edition one will probably be even better.

77: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:44:20.87 0.net
>>70
It’s impossible to top this.

Breaking:
The covers of Uemura Aarii’s swimsuit photobook!!!
~OPPAI EXPLOSION~

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:48:59.19 0.net

4: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:50:06.05 0.net
Boobs!!!

10: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:50:51.55 0.net
That’s way more boobs than I was expecting.

12: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:51:00.05 0.net
Those are huuuuuuuuge!!!

13: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:51:06.35 0.net
Guys… this is amazing.

8: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:50:29.93 0.net
Alright, this is something to look forward to.

43: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:55:24.31 0.net
Bigger than I expected.

16: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:51:33.30 0.net
This is Fukumura-class.

20: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:52:03.58 0.net
I can’t get enough…
I can’t get enough!!

29: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:53:13.09 0.net
Aarii just got serious.

31: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:53:45.52 0.net
Slender and with huge boobs… to think that such a girl would come forth from H!P!

35: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:54:02.22 0.net
I never cared about Uemura until now, but I’m buying this photobook.

42: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:55:14.17 0.net
Post the bigger resolution version.

49: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:56:15.83 0.net
I can’t decide which cover is better. Guess I just have to buy both.

53: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:56:30.25 0.net
It can’t be helped. This is the kind of body that draws men in like flies…

68: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 11:58:45.78 0.net
Thank you for this, Aarii.

81: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:00:37.13 0.net
It’s hard to give up those boobs, but I actually prefer her expression in the black one.

83: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:00:44.84 0.net
Considering how prominent that cleavage is without them putting any emphasis on it, it’s clear that the future hopes and dreams of H!P lie in those boobs.

103: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:02:23.25 0.net
Whereas the girls with no boobs will use bras to try and bring out their boobs, the girls with genuinely big boobs actually try to just restrain them like that instead.

106: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:03:10.30 O.net
Aarii has a wonderful ass, too.

122: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:04:10.61 0.net
Yeah, I need two copies of this. One for use, one for safekeeping. This is the first time since Mano Date that I’m buying two copies of a photobook featuring a member who’s not my oshi. (laughs)

3: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:08:28.96 0.net
These are good boobs.

5: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:09:35.04 0.net
Aarii’s virgin body will finally be exposed to the world, huh…

6: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:10:34.83 O.net
JJ was created for the purpose of Aarii getting undressed.

11: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:14:29.01 0.net
I finally understand the expression “boobs that are almost spilling over.“

24: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:22:19.56 0.net
The Huge Boobs War of H!P has begun. (´・ω・｀)
Anyway, these are huge. I guess her image fruit of “melon” referred to these.

31: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:24:38.48 0.net
She’s slender, has huge boobs, and she’s beautiful. It’s a miracle. That’s Aarii for you.

88: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 19:17:17.82 0.net
How many years has it been since I last bought a photobook…?

104: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 19:44:46.65 0.net
I wasn’t particularly an Aarii supporter, but I will buy a boobs photobook when I see one. That’s just how it is.

85: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 19:14:15.08 0.net
Justice will prevail. (And by justice, I mean beautiful girls’ boobs.)

3. 名無しのハロプロさん 2015年09月29日 16:11
“Boobs, boobs, boobs.”
Grow up and wean yourself off from the boobs already.

64: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:47:01.19 0.net
They aren’t too big — I mean, they’re definitely huge boobs, but they match her body shape perfectly. I was starting to become more of an ass man lately, but at the end of the day, boobs are where it’s at.

84: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:00:46.11 0.net
This photobook might prove to be an effective cure for many older fans suffering from erectile dysfunction.

1. 名無しのハロプロさん 2015年09月29日 12:15
Otaku sure are disgusting.

2. 名無しのハロプロさん 2015年09月29日 13:07
※1
Settle down now, Maro.

187: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 12:10:28.73 O.net
I think I want to live for a while longer.

46: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:31:31.77 0.net
I want to give these boobs their First Squeeze.

Uemura Akari:
“Did you all see my photobook cover?
How was it?”

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:21:28.05 0.net

Also, did you all see the Amazon limited edition cover of my first photobook, “AKARI”?

The white one.
With the swimsuit.

How was it?

http://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-12078289130.html

240: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 22:28:21.74 0.net
>>1
Uoooooooooooooooooohhhhh these are huuuuuuuuuuuuge!

54: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:36:08.61 0.net
What will happen if this sells more copies than their album? (laughs)

71: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:40:59.51 0.net
Guys, you better not think too many weird thoughts about Aarii.

15: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:26:35.84 0.net
She’d be angry if I answered that question truthfully.

29: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:29:14.93 0.net
Um, so, should I say she looked sexy or something?

34: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:30:30.11 0.net
Aarii hates indecent talk, so just say she looks cute or pretty or something along those lines.

31: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:29:33.99 0.net
“They look soft.”

385: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 18:57:39.19 0.net
“You have a very lively looking body.”

40: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:31:48.00 0.net
“I’ve seen the covers of many photobooks until now, but Aarii’s is the cutest one of them all.” That’s the right answer to her question.

66: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:39:59.11 0.net
“It appears you have considerable assets to your name.”

7: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:24:53.65 0.net
“They’re lovely, big melons.”

20: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:27:44.31 O.net
“I had an accidental discharge in my nether region.”

86: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 20:46:21.81 0.net
“So much Juice=Juice came out. ＞＜”

Aarii’s blog is flooded with
perverted comments regarding her photobook…

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 14:48:00.96 0.net

Also, did you all see the Amazon limited edition cover of my first photobook, “AKARI”?

The white one.
With the swimsuit.

How was it?

↓

48. 無題
Good evening.
My thoughts on your swimsuit picture:
You’ve grown up very nicely.
(… “Grown up” where? (laughs))
Anyway, I’m just happy to see that you’ve grown into a pretty young lady.
ｴｺｷｭｰﾄ改(ゆきちゃん)
2015-09-28 20:56:00

53. むーにーが捗りました
Uemuu’s Uemuus have gotten so Uemuu, I can’t get enough. ( ；´Д｀)
むーにー
2015-09-28 20:58:58

105 そらと水着のおねえさん:
Yes, I saw it.
Cleavage.
2015/09/28 22:52:00

152 なんくるないさー(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))白い水着:
That white swimsuit is so cuuuute. (^^)
And, how should I put this… You’ve really grown.
Especially your chest…
I can’t wait to receive my copy. (*^o^*)
2015/09/29 5:20:08

4: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 14:49:17.81 0.net
Gross.

13: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 14:55:12.23 0.net
That’s not the kind of thing Aarii was hoping for.

9: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 14:52:45.91 0.net
Well, she did ask “how was it?” How are we supposed to answer that?

28: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 15:07:58.53 0.net
She did ask for fans’ opinions, so obviously that’s the kind of thing they’ll write.

65: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 15:35:18.07 0.net
Just what woman out there would feel bad about being told they look hot? She might of course be modest about it in public though.

3. 名無しのハロプロさん 2015年10月01日 01:30
I have an acquaintance who got so traumatized by being told that kind of thing that she started dressing like a man just to avoid hearing those sorts of comments. I wish people would stop believing stuff like this.

4. 名無しのハロプロさん 2015年10月01日 12:17
>>65
This guy is such a virgin loser it’s almost scary.

66: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 15:35:59.15 0.net
You’re all so perverted it’s almost funny.

67: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 15:36:03.35 0.net
You guys are the lowest.

125: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 16:11:36.12 0.net
But if she has this hot of a body, could she really blame us for looking at her photobook in that way?

126: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 16:12:48.70 0.net
>>125
It’d be unnatural.

127: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 16:14:13.75 0.net
Releasing a swimsuit photobook and yet demanding no one made any pervy comments… what kind of a weird ascetic practice would that be?

128: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 16:21:08.20 0.net

(Note: Amazon hourly ranking for books featuring talents.)

(Note: Amazon hourly ranking for books in general.)

154: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 17:49:00.05 0.net
She must be complaining to the other members right about now. “Hey, read this comment! I can’t believe how gross these people are!“

198: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 20:44:25.66 O.net
I left a comment saying “my little one is a big fan and he’s cheered up by you every day.”
It never made it through.

168: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 18:31:07.92 0.net
I’m sure there are some guys like me out there who just look at Aarii with solely pure thoughts.

169: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 18:33:38.61 0.net
>>168
Don’t lie to us. Anyone who sees that chest and doesn’t completely lose their senses has something wrong with them.

89: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 15:45:16.78 0.net
It’s not even released yet and there are loads and loads of Aarii photobook threads popping up.

31: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/29(火) 15:10:08.40 0.net
I bet Aarii’s thinking to herself “just what’s so interesting about seeing someone like me in a swimsuit anyway?“

So if Uemura’s photobook is titled “AKARI,”
does that mean Takeuchi will never be able to release one…?

2: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:27:45.48 0.net
ODEN

6: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:30:25.63 0.net
No, she won’t be able to release one. But that has nothing to do with Aarii.

7: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:30:29.76 0.net
…I’ll just assume the office didn’t realize that in time.

26: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:41:38.95 0.net
Just give up, guys. It’s not like they can actually release a photobook titled “ODEN.” (laughs)

28: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:42:01.47 0.net
Takeuchi Akari 1st photobook “Oden Atatamemasu ka?” (“would you like me to heat up your oden?“)

30: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:42:36.24 0.net
How about “Real Oden-kun”?

46: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:53:22.21 0.net
I’d rather just buy some actual oden.

47: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:54:04.48 0.net
AKARI II

54: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:56:48.74 O.net

77: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 17:16:44.33 0.net
No matter which way I look at it, this is the photobook I would’ve wanted.

107: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 17:37:19.41 0.net
I can’t think of any use for this photobook.

69: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 17:08:25.43 0.net
Photography: Aikawa Maho

111: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 17:39:55.07 0.net
There’s no need for our Take-chan to do any of that kind of dirty work.

110: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 17:39:49.07 0.net
Who among you can claim they aren’t turned on by this kind of thing?

124: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 17:48:26.87 0.net
Let’s be honest: none of the 2nd gen members are ever going to get a photobook.

138: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 18:30:53.58 0.net
I guess this is what it’d look like:

1. 名無しのハロプロさん 2015年09月28日 21:53
>>138
This is actually really cute! (laughs)
Why won’t they sell this?

18: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/28(月) 16:36:51.99 0.net
Do you really think there would be any actual demand for an Oden photobook?

 

 

Not that I wouldn’t buy it.

Henkka: What I would want is a swimsuit photobook featuring Aarii, Fuku-chan, Okai, Zukki, and Iikubo. Just for the good-humored laughs we could all enjoy at the latter’s expense.

Sources: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/46380036.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/45542179.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/45545292.html, http://hellohellotime.doorblog.jp/archives/51969555.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/45558726.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/45545215.html