Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:04:27.13 0
“You’re so cute today, Reina…” or other stuff like that.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:10:53.85 0
Kissing my posters of them is an everyday thing.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:13:22.98 0
Apologizing to them is normal, but aside from that, what else would I have to say to them?

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:27:13.02 O
No, but every now and then the H!P members in the pictures talk to me though.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:58:22.70 O
I’m kind of worried about myself since I start babbling when I’m talking to Risako.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 12:37:23.15 O
I give mine a daily good night kiss.

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 13:35:41.24 0
Who the hell else would I talk to if not my pictures?

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 13:46:12.30 O
What did you want to say by making this thread? Are you implying that talking to your pictures is gross? Talking to your pictures is the norm!

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 13:47:40.97 O
I’ve been kissing my Airi poster so much, the part of it with her lips looks all dried out.

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 13:49:22.76 O
The office are idiots for not releasing life-sized goods featuring the members.

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 13:51:46.02 O
Kumai-chan’s life-sized goods would just get in the way.

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 16:28:02.92 0
I want a free software that lets you easily play small audio clips of H!P members talking. That way I’d be able to have simple conversations with them.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 17:25:56.90 0
In continuation of my last comment: actually, I guess it’d be best if the office themselves made an official software like that. Maybe that way it wouldn’t feel so weird… And then someone could do an unauthorized mod of it that enables the sex mode.

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 21:30:07.43 0
>>81
That’d be nice. I often have imaginary conversations inside my head with my oshi before I go to sleep, but I’d like talking with other members, too. Oh, by the way, the other day I had a conversation like that with Koharu. She told me she was doing just fine, so don’t worry, guys.

85: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 21:31:08.61 0
Well that’s a relief.

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 21:47:44.05 0
When I’m eating cake and stuff, I leave just a tiny piece of it on the plate and in my mind I’m talking to myself, going “and that’s for you, Sayu ♪”

Typical behavior for closet wota

2: もずりん ◆4JwFOnFmZE 2006/03/27(月) 11:13:22.31 0
Hiding photobooks in between two unrelated books.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:14:40.16 O
Forced laughter when someone around you is talking about H!P.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:15:04.10 O
Pretending in front of normal people that you don’t even know your oshi very well.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:18:28.23 O
Your number one most important requirement when looking for a job is that you get the weekends off.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:33:23.33 0
When someone talks about Musume, you get confused pretending as to just how much it’s normal to know and not know.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:33:34.90 0
Lowering the volume of music in your car when stopping at lights.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:38:54.07 0
Having trouble trying to come up with excuses when traveling to faraway events.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:40:40.71 0
Getting flustered when asked what kind of music you listen to.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:40:50.02 0
Never inviting anyone to your apartment.

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:59:04.94 0
You guys are like the hidden Christians of the Edo period. (laughs)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 12:04:04.65 0
Unlike school, you don’t get a reset every three years at work. Don’t let anyone know.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 12:05:45.20 0
Most people don’t meddle into others’ hobbies and stuff anymore when they’re working adults.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 11:46:36.12 0
Have any of you ever given any serious thought as to why it’s just Momusu that’s thought of as something so “vulgar“? Johnny’s is exactly the same kind of thing but their fans aren’t looked down upon like that.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 12:10:18.10 O
People at my work already know I’m a wota, so when I have a concert coming up I’ll just say “I have my main job on that day so I’m going to have to take the day off.” And they let me.

302: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 15:47:53.37 0
Someone apparently looked at my iPod when I was sleeping at our first lodging together in high school… Starting the next day, everyone suddenly acted colder towards me. Only the anime otaku started having conversations with me more frequently.

303: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 15:48:38.43 0
Did you have anime songs on your iPod?

306: ?名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/27(月) 15:51:08.18 0
>>303
No. I guess they just sensed a feeling of sameness since they thought I was a H!P wota.

If you could give up your humanity to
become some item close to your oshi,
what would you be?

2: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:26:08 ID:???
Headphones.

7: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:28:35 ID:???
Airi’s laptop. She’d always be touching me.

8: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:28:41 ID:???
Bra.

9: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:29:07 ID:???
Her intestines.

13: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:29:57 ID:???
Microphone.

18: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:33:18 ID:???
I want to become a smartphone and have my oshi insert the battery charger into my butt. I wonder which would feel better: the type of girl who’s really careful about not breaking me, or the girl who doesn’t care and just shoves it up in there?

19: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:35:43 ID:???
Plus, you get to see all her selfies, you get to be with her when she sleeps, and with some girls even when they take baths.

Phew…

25: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:44:48 ID:???
Smartphone wins.

29: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:56:21 ID:???
But if you become a smartphone, she’ll eventually just replace you with a new one and it’s all over.

30: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:58:27 ID:???
That’s true. Maybe it’d just be better to become a plushie of hers or something. But my oshi doesn’t seem to have much attachment to objects like that…

33: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:01:23 ID:???
Since smartphones have that vibration function… if in the one-in-a-million off-chance that your oshi found an “unusual” way of using that function, I wonder if that’d make me happy or sad?

23: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 19:43:00 ID:???
Bath towel.

34: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:01:51 ID:???
Her house.

37: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:04:02 ID:???
Bed.

40: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:06:45 ID:???
Toilet mat.

41: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:07:05 ID:???
Washing machine.

43: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:07:50 ID:???
Duh. Her mirror of course.

47: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:15:55 ID:???
But the thing with mirrors is, you could see her but you could never touch her. It’d be like torture.

46: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:15:42 ID:???
I want to become her smartphone and be happy reading all her emails and messages on LINE.

49: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 20:19:37 ID:???
Facial roller.

66: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 21:29:20 ID:???
I want to become Fuku-chan’s skin.

67: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 21:30:53 ID:???
Go to sleep, Yashi.

68: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 21:51:53 ID:???
Maa-chan’s bunk bed.

72: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 22:41:31 ID:???
Mosquito.

73: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 23:11:13 ID:???
I want to become the mole on Chayu’s face.
Chayuuu…

75: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/07(木) 23:15:25 ID:???
The saddle on her bicycle.

81: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/08(金) 02:29:46 ID:???
Serious reply: even if you did become some item, they don’t have eyeballs so you wouldn’t be able to see anything. I guess you might be able to feel something though.

83: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/08/08(金) 02:50:42 ID:???
I want to become a toothbrush and give french kisses to my oshi each morning and night, as well as be all manly protecting her teeth from bacteria and periodontitis until the day I die. That’d be my life.

Topics of discussion you’ll
never see on the H!P board of 2ch

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/07(月) 02:25:08.41 0.net
I really can’t think of a single subject that no one here wouldn’t be able to talk about.

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/07(月) 02:21:44.50 0.net
Reggae.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/07(月) 02:23:02.80 0.net
Best foods for home parties.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/07(月) 02:26:09.41 0.net
Raising children.

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/07(月) 04:06:14.59 0.net
Boys love.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/07(月) 02:27:16.26 0.net
Common sense.

Change H!P song titles to their
opposite meanings – revisited

(Note: English translations in orange.)

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 20:15:37.51 0.net
浪人生活～生まれてきてごめんなさい～ (Ronin Seikatsu ~Umaretekite Gomennasai~)
Life After Failing My University Entrance Exam ~I’m Sorry for Being Born~

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 20:33:29.51 0.net
田舎の実家暮らし (Inaka no Jikkagurashi)
Living In The Countryside With My Parents

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 20:41:10.10 O.net
現実見る51歳 (Genjitsu Miru 51sai)
A 51-Year-Old Facing the Reality

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 20:48:48.99 0.net
MOUDAME

528: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 23:41:23.03 0.net
do・no・mi・chi

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 20:56:40.71 0.net
自信失って 夢破れて 飛び降りるから (Jishin Ushinatte, Yume Yaburarete, Tobioriru Kara)
Your Self-Confidence Gone; Your Dreams Shattered; “I’m Going to Jump!“

163: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:13:58.02 0.net
倍の時給でさぼる友達の糞ババア (Bai no Jikyuu de Saboru Tomodachi no Kuso Babaa)
My Bitch Friend Who Slacks Off at Work While Making Twice as Much Money as Me

164: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:14:00.41 0.net
ザ☆ウォ～ズ！ (The☆Wars!)

170: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:16:14.56 0.net
男に 不幸あれ (Otoko ni Fukou Are)
All The Worst to Men

171: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:16:22.94 0.net
ガガガのミミミ (Gagaga no Mimimi)

177: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:18:14.04 0.net
終わりを妄想中 (Owari wo Mousouchuu)
Daydreaming About the End

190: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:21:25.84 0.net
黒いOSAKA (Kuroi OSAKA)
Black OSAKA

208: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:24:57.28 0.net
おっさん　パスタに無関心 (Ossan Pasta ni Mukanshin)
A Middle-Aged Man Feeling Indifferent About His Pasta

214: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:26:20.38 0.net
ここにいないぜぇ！ (Koko ni Inaizee!)
I’m Not Here!

222: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:27:31.54 0.net
演歌の定義 (Enka no Teigi)
The Definition of Enka

228: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:28:31.30 0.net
変なオッサンA (Henna Ossan A)
Weird Guy A

258: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 21:34:58.51 0.net
Be 憂鬱<死せば無っ！> (Be Yuuutsu <Shiseba Mu!>)
Be Depressed <There Will Be Nothingness When You Die!>

352: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 22:08:40.29 0.net
シルバーコリアシティ (Silver Korea City)

557: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/23(月) 00:26:39.47 I.net
体臭 (Taishuu)
Body Odor / Melon Kinenbi

722: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/23(月) 05:55:59.68 0.net
オエッ! ゲロパ～ティ (Oe! Gero Party)
Blargh! Vomit Party

381: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 22:16:56.28 0.net
私の難点に気付く敏感な人 (Watashi no Nanten ni Kizuku Binkan na Hito)
An Overly Sensitive Person Who Notices All My Faults

505: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 23:15:34.64 0.net
世界一未練がましい禿ヲタク (Sekai Ichi Mirengamashii Hage Otaku)
The World’s Number One Most Stubborn Balding Otaku

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/22(日) 20:37:18.38 0.net
アナルの村からこんばんは (Anal no Mura Kara Konbanwa)
Good Evening from the Forest of Assholes

Henkka: “Good Evening from the Forest of Assholes.” I think it might be time to rename this site.

Sources: http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51673341.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50702438.html, http://hayabusa3.open2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1407407114/, http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/39008883.html, http://matomeldo.doorblog.jp/archives/39514677.html