1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 15:55:20.99 0.net
Yamada Takayuki @yamadatakayuki_
2014/6/18 3:50 PMI’ve lived my life working towards saving up five hundred million yen because I was thinking that should be enough to convince them to let me join S/mileage. But lately I’m realizing they probably wouldn’t let me join the group even if I did somehow manage to save up all that money. So instead I’ll be aiming towards not five but six hundred million as I keep doing my best. Guess I have to say goodbye to quite a lot of commodities.
225: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:56:03.22 0.net
I laughed at how many retweets that got. (Note: As of time of writing, ~3400 RT’s, ~4100 favs)
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 15:59:40.26 0.net
【Entertainment】 Actor Yamada Takayuki’s (30) “Lifetime Yuuko oshi” pictures from AKB Oshima Yuko’s graduation concert (J)
http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1402416047/
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:00:33.08 0.net
>>12
He’s obviously just her oshi through their Ushijima-kun connection. (laughs)
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:04:07.54 0.net
It’s written right on his profile that it’s a fake account.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:04:48.42 0.net
He never speaks about it in public so we still don’t know if it’s real or fake. It’s gotten this many followers because his tweets are so funny especially when you think they were written by Yamada Takayuki.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:05:40.00 0.net
I don’t know if it’s real or fake, but this guy sure is funny. (laughs)
64: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:12:28.55 0.net
It’s really Yamada Takayuki doing it, just trying to make it look like it’s a fake account. Other actors and actresses have retweeted his tweets so there’s a good chance that it’s authentic.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:17:28.06 0.net
The office better send him a ticket to Budokan.
103: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:19:49.09 0.net
Perfume’s Nocchi is addicted to the shoulder blades of S/mileage members, too.
116: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:24:08.50 0.net
>>103
So it’s true that they went to see Momusu live, and it’s also true that it was just Nocchi and Kashiyuka who did so.
126: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:27:11.49 0.net
Yamada: “I’m the only one who can take over Fuu-chan’s orange member color!”
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:30:28.68 0.net
If he wants to join the group, he’s gotta do the Smile Campaign first.
181: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:39:38.83 0.net
Joining Kenshuusei is the first step.
286: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 17:23:24.50 0.net
“I’m S/mileage’s 3rd generation member, Yamada Takayuki! Please call me Takkun!”
300: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 17:26:42.51 0.net
Takayuki running around naked in the dressing room.
Henkka: I’ll be honest: the only reason I translated this is because I think Yamada is such a badass dude. I would give everything to see him join S/mileage. Here, have a picture of him wearing pink.
You know what, real or not, let me translate some of his recent tweets for no reason in particular.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/469687377565188096
@_sara0807: What do you feel like when you’re looking at boobs?
It feels sort of like when you’re sitting on a park bench on a Sunday morning and you just close your eyes.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/478413721732411392
@ripuraikunn: What would you do if there were only boobs, asses and you left on this earth?
Isn’t that the case already?
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/477750288929927168
@im_serious64: How’s your boobs/asses ratio as to which you like more?
Boobs, asses, asses, asses, boobs, asses, asses, asses, asses, asses.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/477746460646047744
@7340276: Be honest: you aren’t wearing any underwear again, are you…?
Well, I mean, it’s Saturday.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/477745956276822016
@cy_0321: Please tell me the secret to becoming cuter.
It’s weird. I’m not even doing anything to attain it and yet I’m just overflowing with it.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/477744942194778113
@aksy4444: Could you ever see a 14-year-old as a romantic interest?
Please stop trying to incriminate me.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/477737677047885824
@sachit426: Hello. I thought the rainy season had already ended. Looks like I was mistaken.
You were also mistaken in giving me that useless piece of information.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/472306784263102464
Lately I’m feeling sleepy all the time and thus I’m also sleeping all the time, but that just makes me feel even more sleepy so I really shouldn’t sleep so much, but if I don’t sleep when I’m sleepy I’ll never get rid of my sleepiness, so I do sleep, but that just makes me more sleepy.
https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/status/477735811157217282
@maomao1107: What should I do to look cool to girls when I’m drinking alone at bars and such?
I think you should just drink alone and not think about looking cool.
Sources: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/39432251.html, https://twitter.com/yamadatakayuki_/statuses/479154181316415488
Why is he saying they wont let him? of course they’d let him join. I don’t think any other guy has gone to the auditions with 5 million dollars, that’s why they are rejected.
Sleepiness is my nemesis too.
I used to hate that guy back in college when I was watching his drama “Crying out love in the center of the world” because his leading lady was Haruka Ayase, my ultimate j-crush at the time.
But yeah, he looks badass now (I’m long-haired and bearded too) \m/
LOL! He must start practicing wearing the shortest skirt XD;;
But yeah, I like him as an actor besides being a badass. He’s good. My favorite JDrama of him is probably H2. As for movie, Crows Zero – where he’s so badass.
Someone should photoshop his head on Rinapu’s body as sort of an audition.
Even if he joins, he’d still only be the SECOND most manly member of s/mileage…
I didn’t even recognize that was Yoshihiko’s actor. Man that first season was great.
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140: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:30:28.68 0.net
If he wants to join the group, he’s gotta do the Smile Campaign first.
Hell yeah, put him through the smile campaign first lol… Make him go out and promote the group with all his might and if he can double their sales then i say add him to the group