6: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 01:17
The other day I went to visit the zoo to look at pandas.
I couldn’t really see them well.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 13:40
The elephant looked like it was healthy.
Up until the other day, that is…
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 01:44
The 5th gen members taught me how to dance “Suki na Senpai” properly!
While hitting me.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 04:39
The other day I went to Disneyland.
Alone.
0: Henkka 2014/06/18 04:46
To set the mood…
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 17:45
I was told that my singing has really improved lately!
By Ishikawa-san.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 20:47
The discussions among members are really fun!
Not that I myself ever speak to anyone.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 20:51
My seniors are always watching over me!
With contempt in their eyes.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 02:23
I got some cuts during a lesson.
On my wrists.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 02:25
I really do honestly think I’m cute.
The other me was saying so, too.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 05:12
They told me I’d be finally finally getting a vacation.
A permanent one.
75: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/11 06:25
Tsunku’s been giving me lots of solo lines in our songs lately!
He’s saying my time in the group is nearly up.
78: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 07:13
Cherry blossoms really fit my image!
That feeling of impermanence…
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 15:54
Mother!
Ah, I’m sorry. Step-mother!
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 16:16
It’s fun.
To think about prime numbers.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 19:58
I was told I’d be getting my first solo photobook.
A nude one.
92: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 21:48
I wrote a love letter.
To myself.
99: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/12 01:48
It really feels like this is the kind of stuff she’s writing in her diary every day.
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/12 15:29
My seniors are really kind and they all treat me so well.
In front of the cameras.
173: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/13 23:51
The members gave me a book as a present!
It’s called The Complete Manual of Suicide.
174: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/13 23:51
I’ve finally gotten used to being a member of Morning Musume.
… I have… I really have…
183: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/14 02:37
I’ve finally gotten used to being a member of Morning Musume.
I’ve also gotten used to no one talking to me.
207: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/14 13:19
I like to go to karaoke quite often.
There I can be completely alone.
222: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 02:32
Lately I’ve started dieting!
I’ve been forced to.
239: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 06:30
I just love yakiniku.
It makes me think to myself, “I wonder what this cow was thinking about while it was still alive?”
241: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 08:34
I’m going to do my best today just like always!
… At what…?
253: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 15:13
I felt very down today. But even if tomorrow is another such day filled with tears, I know that one day a day will come when I can look back and laugh as I think to myself “ah, there was once such a sad period in my life.”
Although I don’t even care anymore if that day never does come for me.
264: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 18:49
Fujimoto-san is a really nice person.
She always tries to make sure to never hit me in the face.
265: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 18:53
Fujimoto-san is really kind.
When I told her I get a lot of spam mail, she broke my phone for me.
266: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 19:06
I was talking about my issues with Fujimoto-san to Niigaki-san since we’re the same age and all.
The next day, the beating I received from Fujimoto-san was harsher than usual.
Niigaki-san was standing behind Fujimoto-san, laughing.
290: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/16 14:13
I met with Yoshizawa-san just by the two of us. She said she would tell me about something weird.
Instead, she did something weird to me.
299: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/16 17:44
Lately Takahashi-san is giving me all kinds of orders.
Is it okay if I kill her?
330: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 04:06
I’m getting a long-awaited day off tomorrow.
I’m going to the hospital.
338: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 12:28
On my way back home I noticed some dead cicadas on the side of the road, so I picked one up.
“Oh. So things can feel this weightless when they’re dead.”
339: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 12:32
Cicadas have a pretty short life span, right?
…I want to become a cidada…
351: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 13:06
What’s that? My dreams for the future?
… I wonder if anyone will ever ask me about that.
389: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/17 23:00
Fujimoto-san gave me some diet medicine!
It’s the white powder type that you’re supposed to snort.
395: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:21
These feel so real, it’s hard to believe they’re just jokes.
403: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:46
I’m really happy!
…When the psychoactive drugs in my system are active.
404: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:47
The other day I went to karaoke with Sayu and Reina. They surprised me with how good they both were.
“I’ll have to do my best, too” is what I was thinking to myself as I was listening to their singing voices resounding from the next room.
443: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:41
I wanted to buy a box of juice but I was 10 yen short so I borrowed it from Fujimoto-san.
Apparently there’s a daily interest rate of seven hundred million percent.
453: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:52
Reading this thread gave me courage.
To cut my wrists.
456: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:56
Things that have changed for me since I joined Morning Musume? Hmm, let me think…
Well, nowadays when I get back home from work, I like to grab a pair of scissors that I then use to cut my favorite plushie into pieces with.
I think that’s pretty much it so far.
461: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:59
It feels like Fujimoto-san is becoming kinder towards me lately.
The other day all she did before letting me go was light my hair on fire.
465: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:02
Fujimoto-san is a lovely person.
I have to say that just 99 times more before she’ll let me go home.
466: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:02
Yoshizawa-san is really kind towards me.
She sold me an ukulele today for just 200,000 yen. She said I could get 8 million yen for it at an internet auction.
490: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:40
Abe-san apparently gave up being with her parents in order to become a performer.
I gave up my parents, my friends, my home, my chastity, and my will to live.
506: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:54
Many of my fans are like me in that they have really quiet voices.
I can’t hear them calling my name at concerts at all.
549: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 06:39
I have a really good appetite lately!
For my hair.
550: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 06:45
Lately I’m having lots of fun dreams every night!
The only thing I don’t understand is, why do I always wake up with traces of tears on my cheeks?
579: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 14:21
I won’t tell anyone about Fujimoto’s smoking habit no matter what.
Hmm? How do I know she smokes, you ask?
Because I’m her ashtray.
583: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 14:43
The number of threads made about me on 2ch has increased.
So has the number of medicine I have to take.
587: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 14:59
When I woke up from my nap, I realized someone had put a futon over me.
A small one, over my face.
588: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 15:05
My favorite color is white.
It’s such a pure, unstained color. A color that allows me to not have to think about anything…
628: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/19 00:34
☆ノハヽ
ﾉﾉ*＾ｰ＾)＜ Lately I’m eating a lot more than before.
☆ノハヽ
ﾉﾉ*´ｰ｀)＜ The endless cycle of eating and vomiting…
682: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/19 23:29
I have a habit of licking my lips.
My mother told me that doing so helps you calm down, before she passed away…
687: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/20 01:21
I’m blood type AB.
Just letting you know in case I need a blood transfusion…
698: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/20 11:33
The other day Abe-san told me that I’m essential to her. Well, she used a kind of indirect way of saying it, but it still made me very happy. ♪
Hearing her say “you are like air to me.”
710: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/21 00:00
Someone said something really nice to me today. “Eri is a beautiful name“, they said!
They also told me I’m failing to live up to my name.
771: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/22 01:10
Iida-san gave me some advice. “Kamei, when you’re feeling down, just look up at the sky.”
I can’t see the moon and I can’t see the stars.
The only thing I can see are the raindrops falling into my eyes.
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 02:53
This thread made me like Eririn.
342: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 12:44
Starting today, I’m becoming a Kamei wota.
713: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/21 01:14
The people who read this thread might take pity on me, but please don’t misunderstand: this thread is not like how it is in real life!
Because reality is so much more miserable.
I really want to die.
Henkka: Doesn’t matter if it’s the down-to-earth, positively goofy, life-affirming Kamei of 2010, or the bullied, mentally damaged, depression-ridden Kamei of 2003 — both are equally lovable.
Source: http://ex2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1063124103/
This thread is depressing
Not as much as my life.
Alas,
poor Yorick!
i always thought of reina as being the most depressing offstage.
404: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:47
The other day I went to karaoke with Sayu and Reina. They surprised me with how good they both were.
“I’ll have to do my best, too” is what I was thinking to myself as I was listening to their singing voices resounding from the next room.
LMAO, this one got me, frickin dyin right now with laughter
Lately Sayu has been saying “You’re the prettiest in Morning Musume” when im around
I wonder why she’s always looking in a mirror when she says it though
Reina always says that she loves to eat juicy meat
Then for some reason she’ll try and stab my thighs with a fork
I know you don’t do requested translations – and so I’m not asking for that – but oh my god I could not be more grateful if you’d just tell me, in like one sentence, how are the general (OG) H!P fans reacting to those pictures of Kago and Tsuji together?
Here’s a thread about it. In one sentence? They’re pretty excited about it. Just like for us, it’s been many, many years since they last saw those two together. The general consensus is: “this is pretty awesome.”
What was so weird about it is that Kago made it open to the public and Tsuji semi hid the post. Tsuji’s husband Taiyou even blocked out Kago’s face when he posted it on his blog. I was so excited about it but I honestly felt sad that Tsuji couldn’t openly say it and it only made news because of Kago posting it
this made no sense until i realized it was from 2003 ahaha
What exactly is 466 referencing?
466 means Kame had to repeat ‘Fujimoto is a nice person’ 100 times to Fujimoto every time Kame want to go home.
Something like this, I figure: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViolinScam
Ahhh, that makes sense. Thanks.
When I was five, mommy told me peope can’t read into people’s mind like in anime
I guess she was wrong.
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Well awesome thread and awesome music x) Really set the mood. But I’ve never heard of Eri being depressed, where did that come from ?
when Eri joined she was very shy and had a depressing atmosphere to her. If you look at the Rokkies you’ll see each of them was strange.
She also like to sit in tight spaces. She would wedge herself between vending machines or boxes. Probably to avoid being eaten alive by Fujimoto
Yeah she didnt become the bubbly nutcase we know till about a year or two after she joined, most people attribute her sudden personality change to getting the role as Elizabeth Kyamei on the Hello Morning new segment and more importantly the of Eric Kamezou in the following news segment… It was even alluded to in the JKM single about how she finally feels comfortable and fits in with the rest of the group
On my first day of high school i was so excited that i would have to make my own lunch that i took a picture of the great occasion
I wonder why people claimed to see a ghost in the picture though
http://i.imgur.com/D0YGf9B.jpg
Haromoni@ Moutube 27 (10/8/2008). Kame drew a cursed paper from the shrine.. Years later.. Kame graduated.. On of the things written on the paper.. Sickness.. Critical..