Wota in Translation

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:32:22.20 0.net
The “I am a whore” T-shirt in question:

What was broadcasted on FBS Fukuoka’s “Night Shuffle” ↓

(Text: “Ear shells!”)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:32:48.44 0.net
Ear shells!

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:33:09.77 0.net
FBS really gave it their all. (laughs)

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:33:27.75 0.net
Those telops look way too out of place. (laughs)

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:34:11.61 0.net
The full text didn’t show even for an instant?

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:36:06.08 0.net
>>11
It was completely blocked.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:34:16.90 0.net
They really did a perfect job of blocking it. Japan’s national football team ought to watch and learn how FBS’ editorial department does it. (laughs)

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:34:25.53 0.net
“Ear shells”?!

381: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:45:50.84 0.net
>>14
Ai-chan’s ear shell and Kouji-san’s matsutake mushroom.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:36:41.39 0.net
She really caused some pretty serious trouble for everyone…

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:36:15.98 O.net
This is pretty much on the level where they could ban her. (laughs)

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:38:22.89 0.net
This is the crowning achievement of Takahashi Ai.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:39:25.99 0.net
Such a waste. It’d have been legendary if we could have seen her carrying an ear shell while wearing a T-shirt that says “I am a whore.”

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:41:14.19 0.net
Now it’s “I am an ear shell.” (laughs)
There’s no way that could not have been on purpose, right? (laughs)

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:41:22.53 0.net
Getting caught up with TV station broadcasting guidelines and a good-for-nothing husband, it sure ain’t easy being Ai-chan…

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:43:17.90 0.net
She has more talent for making people laugh than her husband.

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:43:58.42 0.net
This is so funny. Is this like a new form of a comedy skit?

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:45:09.42 0.net
Wait, are these her own clothes?

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:46:35.36 0.net
>>79
Apparently she got that T-shirt from Tsuji.

87: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:46:36.81 0.net

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:51:56.75 0.net
Fans baffled over Takahashi Ai’s “promiscuous woman” T-shirt! (J)
http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/f-et-tp0-20140528-1308392.html

142: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:56:56.69 0.net
The staff, too, must’ve realized this was their only option. It makes me laugh so hard when I imagine everyone in the editing room getting together as one, going “Alright guys, let’s do it! We’ll weather this storm using telops!”

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:00:01.56 0.net
>>142
They must’ve pulled an all-nighter working on this.

After all the work in the editing room is finally finished, the staff collapse in exhaustion and fall asleep within moments. As a young female staff member (28) staggers out of the editing room in order to go home, the director (35, divorced) says “damn good work today” and throws her a can of coffee.

150: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:58:19.64 0.net
I can only imagine how angry they must’ve gotten at the person responsible for the clothing.

151: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:58:21.67 0.net
Yeah. I mean, even if it is her own clothes, some responsibility must still lie with the staff. (laughs) Well, at least they did a good(?) job covering it.

158: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:59:17.49 0.net
The person who runs the shop they did the feature on: “but they didn’t show my products at all…”

171: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:01:39.94 0.net
>>158
I feel so bad for that person. (laughs)

200: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:10:09.41 0.net
Considering she has enough clothes to release her own fashion book, why on earth did she choose this out of all her outfits?

240: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:18:25.28 0.net

(Text: “My dream is to make my Hollywood debut!”)

407: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:56:08.15 0.net
I want to see what the telops for this show are usually like. (laughs)

424: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 01:02:10.90 0.net
>>407
The sort of telops they normally use on “Night Shuffle”:

466: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 01:42:02.32 0.net
>>424
Oh crap… (laughs)

558: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 10:05:31.57 0.net
Found it on YouTube.

560: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 10:20:30.66 0.net
>>558
The telops are nice and big so that even the senior H!P wota will have no problem watching it.

234: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/16(月) 00:17:09.22 0.net

(Text: “Ear shells! In other words, I am a whore.”)

Henkka: Just to give proper credit: that opening disclaimer was inspired by Kotaku.

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