Wota in Translation

1: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:25:02 ID:???

Lately I’m doing my best to take good care of my skin!

Up until now, or rather, at around the time of “Help me!!”… that was the worst skin I’d ever had in my life up until now. Since then I tried all kinds of things until I finally came across “Proactiv” and it saved me!!

My pimples have healed up nicely, too, so for those of you who are troubled by not having anything that works against them, please do try it out!!

http://proactiv.jp/?tagsetid=set_ad_adwo&pscd=000000&reid=1972851192&gclid=CO2ftvmukr4CFVF8vQodozQA-A
http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-11841414011.html

11: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:31:43 ID:???
That’s some good stealth marketing. (laughs)

4: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:28:33 ID:???
Pimples sure are a pain. I used to suffer from pimples, too, until I tried Kudo-san’s recommendation “Proactiv”. Wow! Now my skin is smooth as silk! Kudo-san, thank you for recommending such a good product! (Anonymous, 48, freeter)

19: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:35:38 ID:???
I like how the “” in “Proactiv” gives it that feeling of nonchalant stealth marketing. (laughs)

24: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:41:26 ID:???
A CM like this would suit Kudo nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d7bLmk7OzU

29: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:43:38 ID:???
“Up until now, or rather, at around the time of “Help me!!”… that was the worst skin I’d ever had in my life up until now. Since then I tried all kinds of things until I finally came across “medicinal alcohol” and it saved me!!”

37: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:52:08 ID:???

41: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:54:42 ID:???

56: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:09:17 ID:???
She does kinda look like she might have pimples.

57: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:10:20 ID:???
I want to massage Harubou’s hormone balance back in order.

58: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:10:28 ID:???
Found a Proactiv CM-ish picture.

63: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:15:02 ID:???
Appearing in a Proactiv CM would be good. It’s mainly teens who watch those, too.

67: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:19:49 ID:???
Short-haired girls are the best match for pimple CM’s.

71: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:24:14 ID:???
I wonder what they’d give out as a bonus.

72: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:27:35 ID:???
>>71
“Buy now, and you’ll also get a free “Kudo Haruka Special Pimple Postcard”!
What are you waiting for? (For more details, see our website!)”

73: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:29:10 ID:???
Proactiv’s on the expensive side for your everyday middle or high schooler.

97: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:51:57 ID:???
A set of facial cleanser, toner and treatment that lasts you about two months costs around 8000 yen. It’s definitely not something a middle schooler would buy on their own.

74: 名無しさん 2014/05/04(日)23:30:03 ID:???
Even if you get pimples, it’s…

80: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:34:34 ID:???
Whenever a public personality introduces any product on their blog, it all just looks like stealth marketing to me. (laughs)

82: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:38:52 ID:???
I could love pimples if they belonged to Haru-chan.

84: 名無しさん 2014/05/04(日)23:41:49 ID:???
Apparently there’s a huge Proactiv vending machine at the LakeTown Haru-chan frequently visits. Was pretty surprised to hear that since I’ve never even seen a vending machine that sells cosmetics.

86: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:42:22 ID:???
Didn’t Proactiv even have vending machines at train stations?

89: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:45:37 ID:???
They do.

91: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:46:31 ID:???
So at the end of the day, Kudo is just a young lady like the rest of them.

95: 名無しさん 2014/05/04(日)23:49:33 ID:???
So this is where Haru-chan bought it… Let’s make this another holy place for fans to visit.

96: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)23:50:18 ID:???
Next week there’ll be a mysteriously long line of people going up to the Proactiv vending machine.

98: 名無しさん 2014/05/04(日)23:52:15 ID:???
http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-11682948186.html
Her blog about when she visited LakeTown was titled “Active”! Such a level of foreshadowing… as expected of the One Piece fan.

101: 名無しさん 2014/05/04(日)23:53:40 ID:???

I had a really active day today!
First, I went to the Saitama Oasis Koshigaya LakeTown in the morning!

…

“Today’s Duu demo ii koto”
Mirai wo GET boogie woogie!

★Kudo Haruka★

108: 名無しさん 2014/05/05(月)00:02:20 ID:???
So this “Duu demo ii koto” wasn’t really a “Duu demo ii koto” at all!

111: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/05(月)00:04:57 ID:???
It actually means something that in Duu’s mind was good.
It took me a while to realize, too.

114: 名無しさん 2014/05/05(月)00:11:31 ID:???
>>>111
Ah, I see.

103: 名無しさん 2014/05/04(日)23:54:46 ID:???
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ A future without pimples GET boogie woogie!

128: 名無しさん 2014/05/05(月)00:39:17 ID:???

130: 名無しさん 2014/05/05(月)00:45:40 ID:???
>>128
Nice!

131: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/05(月)00:49:56 ID:???
“Proactiv gave me the self-confidence to smile again!”

Henkka: This could actually work. There’s even a precedent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeziAm1qoJU

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