Moments when you’ve had to stop and
ask yourself what you were even doing
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:27:48.11 0
I have my oshi as my background image. If I notice the cursor moving too close to her chest, I consciously circle it around her so I don’t make contact.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:28:38.17 0
Just move over it really quickly.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:29:22.79 0
Are you trying to make me feel bad for having a collage of H!P members’ boobs as my background image?
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:30:26.28 0
When I was looking at a porn video and I suddenly noticed the H!P member in my background image looking at me.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:31:46.28 0
Right around the time when I reach the grounds of Berryz’ concert venue.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:34:30.96 O
When I’m working.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:38:18.94 0
When I’m trying preserve an anti thread even while at work. If someone flames me, I’ll keep participating in the thread on my cellphone even when I’m on my way back home.
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:39:34.46 0
When I’m talking shit about H!P at a drinking party.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:41:11.52 0
When I couldn’t come at a sex establishment.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:42:36.73 0
I’ve been asking myself that question pretty much every day for the past six years of my life.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:45:51.95 0
When I had a dream of myself bowing to Fujimoto and saying “I’m very sorry about this.”
I had an erection when I woke up.
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:49:39.76 O
When I shelled out 110,000 yen [~US$1075] for Maiha’s graduation concert.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:51:51.76 0
When I caught myself seriously responding to a thread about the superiority of NEET’s.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 17:03:37.21 0
When I got drunk, called a prostitute to my home and just couldn’t come, so I had the girl leave and finished myself off on my own.
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 17:56:05.48 O
When I’m at shitty concerts I don’t even want to attend, just to keep company to my wota friends.
Moments when you suspected
you might actually be a woman
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:40:07.05 0
When I’m eating a parfait.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:40:49.98 O
When some blood came out of my ass.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:40:53.56 0
When I was watching a Johnny’s TV show and thought it was funny.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:41:25.26 0
When it was pointed out to me in class that my boobs were bigger than those of any girl in the class.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:42:26.01 O
When I felt maternal instincts towards the Kids.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:43:39.82 0
When I first saw myself in the mirror, wearing female clothing.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:44:01.43 0
When I’m admiring all those frilly, cute clothes full of hearts and stuff.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:45:56.20 0
When I thought it might be fun to try doing some manicure on myself.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:46:11.69 0
When I realized I’m pretty much a genius when it comes to things like cooking and sewing.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:49:31.69 0
When I felt like complaining about every single little thing about Sayu’s outfit.
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:56:11.25 0
When I felt glad seeing someone happily eating some of my own home-made cooking.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 18:58:45.35 0
When I’m about to get into the bath in the winter and my penis has shrunk to like 2cm.
53: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 19:04:51.49 0
When I was checking to see just how big my butt was.
When I felt nervous around a good-looking guy.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 19:12:38.86 O
When I get up in the morning and feel motivated about the day if my skin is in good condition.
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 19:14:40.35 0
When I feel really satisfied with myself after getting out of the bath and touching my skin to find that it’s all smooth.
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 19:16:31.22 0
Feeling nervous around good-looking guys definitely happens.
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 20:05:03.99 0
>>63
Also, when the guy’s voice is really low, it’s like it resonates all the way to my womb. It really makes my heart throb.
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 19:36:45.35 0
I definitely want to try wearing female clothing at least once.
69: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 19:52:13.88 0
When I’m masturbating with a vibrator.
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 20:40:36.14 0
When I was out buying clothes (a knit shirt) and the one I decided was good was one meant for women.
87: トロ画伯 ◆Hn4Pcx6oXw 2006/03/25(土) 21:00:07.72 O
When I was thinking about how I’d like to try out eyelid tape, fake eyelashes and mascara.
91: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 21:19:53.62 0
When I look at swimsuit pictures, I’ll look at how there’s nothing bulging in their crotch area and think to myself “how nice…”
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 21:32:58.83 0
When I suddenly start baking cookies or something when I’m bored.
96: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 21:34:28.67 0
I love doing the dishes. When I finish washing them, I always apply some skin cream so my hands don’t get all dried up.
99: あさみるく ◆RkONkon62. 2006/03/25(土) 21:36:50.37 0
When a girl praised me for how pretty my nails were.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 21:17:49.70 0
So you’d all just like to become cute girls, huh.
94: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/25(土) 21:32:03.41 0
It definitely feels like a lot of people among guys who like idols also admire girls in this way.
Things you did spontaneously while
under the influence of alcohol
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:32:44.52 0
Kicked a light pole, fractured a bone.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:33:49.52 0
Gave myself head.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:33:42.80 0
Kicked the shit out of a vending machine and had to pay for the damages.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:33:20.41 0
Before I realized what I was even doing, I found myself trying to seduce my mom.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:34:07.63 0
Confessed my love to someone but they thought it was just because I was drunk and they came to hate me.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:34:36.92 0
Made my way home while singing Summer Reggae Rainbow really enthusiastically.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:34:41.43 0
Throwing down a fire extinguisher is about the worst thing I guess.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:34:49.02 0
Scribbled on a campaign poster.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:35:05.05 0
Sang two ballads in a row at karaoke.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:35:14.44 0
I don’t get drunk at all, but I pretend to be just so I can feel up women and get away with it.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:36:04.72 0
Even though my story at work was that I didn’t have a girlfriend, I spewed out that I do in fact have a girlfriend and that she’s both an anime otaku as well as a cosplayer.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:36:08.20 0
Showed a friend my polaroid taken with Yossie.
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:36:13.17 0
Washed my face with toothpaste.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:37:34.07 O
Came out as a Morning Musume wota.
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:39:24.74 0
We got into a convenience store with everyone to buy some late-night snacks. Without thinking I bought a 2nd gen Pucchimoni fan and everyone was disgusted with me.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:39:31.40 0
Took a shit at the entranceway to a high-class apartment house building.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:39:51.23 0
Scratched someone’s Benz with a 10yen coin. It was the middle of the night so I was never found out. (laughs)
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:40:50.94 0
Had sex with a girl from my company who I didn’t even like.
Now she’s my wife though.
55: けろりん ◆OTwb6KGcUA 2006/02/05(日) 22:40:54.35 0
Pissed in the coin return slot of a Cosmos vending machine.
(Note: A brand of vending machine that sold toys.)
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:42:13.57 0
REINYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Yelled that at a park in the middle of the night.
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:45:22.08 0
Went to take a shit in the middle of a company drinking party, left and went home right afterwards without saying anything to anyone. When I woke up in the morning, my underwear was all crusty with poo.
80: z6.58-98-165.ppp.wakwak.ne.jp 2006/02/05(日) 22:46:46.25 0
Enthusiastically sang Special Generation in front of girls from my company.
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:47:38.39 0
Spewed out the fact that I’m a virgin…
Well, apparently everyone felt sympathetic though. (laughs)
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:50:15.55 0
Back when I’d just turned twenty and didn’t know the limits of what was okay and what wasn’t, I puked my guts out on the tatami mat of this older salaryman. But he just laughed it off and forgave me, saying “Ah well, you’re still young. Don’t worry about it.”
109: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:56:01.81 0
Stuck my hand inside pants of a girl at a hostess club, got a scolding from a scary-looking guy.
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:56:32.97 0
Felt like I was going to throw up, so I climbed up the stairs and puked down from the uppermost floor.
113: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:57:27.51 0
Tried to cut off excess foreskin with scissors.
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:00:51.39 0
Confessed my love to a girl I used to like at a class reunion.
I didn’t know she was already married.
122: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:00:56.17 0
Threw up in a water fountain.
123: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:01:08.42 0
Fell asleep taking a shit, woke up five hours later.
126: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:02:28.93 0
I, too, fell asleep while taking a shit but it was at the train station toilet and I missed the last train of the night and was woken up by a station attendant.
127: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:02:32.75 0
Falling asleep while taking a shit is definitely common — as is forgetting to wipe.
132: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:03:51.06 0
Thought I’d fap, so I stripped naked, got into my futon and promptly fell asleep. My parents found me there in the morning, still gripping my penis.
182: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 23:18:38.90 0
Was looking up girls’ skirts with a hand mirror at the bottom of a staircase.
The moment you realized just
how much of a pervert you are
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:05:23.02 0
Just asking for reference.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:05:59.82 0
When I bought an idol DVD.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:06:21.21 0
Just now when I was in the bus getting back from my part-time job and I started fapping to the high-school girl sitting in the seat in front of me.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:09:20.32 0
When I went to the office early just so I could fap at my desk.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:13:57.17 0
I wasn’t satisfied with just licking the recorder of a girl in my class, so I grabbed someone else’s recorder, too, so I could get not a titty job but a recorder job.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:15:26.18 0
89% of all elementary school students have done the same.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:15:17.19 0
I was inside the convenience store pretending like I was reading magazines when I was actually looking out at the street. When a high school girl appeared, I left the convenience store and started following her.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:16:52.25 0
>>22
This happens to the best of us. Don’t worry about it.
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:22:45.04 O
When I fapped to an elementary school student.
I still consider that the defining moment of when my life as a normal human being officially ended.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:33:40.52 0
I was at the coin laundry when I noticed a pair of unwashed women’s panties someone had dropped on the floor. I thought to myself that if I picked them up, I would end up entering a whole different world because of it. So I didn’t.
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:39:52.34 0
There was this girl in my class. People were spreading rumors about her and how she’d allegedly masturbated during class. When we were alone in the classroom with just me and her, I made her cry by repeatedly asking her if she’d really done what everyone was saying. I got incredibly hard that time.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:40:24.20 0
I was on my way home from school when I decided to go into the woods and fap.
Everything happened so fast after that.
Fapping in the open → Fapping in the open, nude → Exposing myself in a normal alleyway.
The thrill is just too much for me to go back to being how I was before.
68: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:41:03.45 0
I hope you get caught one day.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:43:17.42 0
When I see someone’s laundry drying out in the open, I always find myself looking to see if they have some underwear hanging there, too.
98: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:55:41.93 0
When I succumbed to the urge to start following this high school girl who was wearing a short skirt.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:56:51.55 0
The girl I liked was cutting her nails in class. When she finished, she threw them in the trash can.
I picked them up and I still have them now, 10 years later.
Henkka: It’s encouraging to know that I’m not the only one who suffers from the “drunkenly passing out on the toilet” syndrome.
Sources: http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50481917.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50699841.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50567386.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50571225.html
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When I watched porn and the girls never came out
> Moments when you suspected you might actually be a woman
Lately, watching The Girls Live has become dangerous in this regard…
Moments when you’ve had to stop and ask yourself what you were even doing & Things you did spontaneously while under the influence of alcohol
True story….. after drinking last night for Cinco De Mayo came home and tipsly browsed through idol related sites to discover that Morning Musume is coming to New York this October… Got so excited i fell out the chair and yelled “Yessss” loudly at like 3 in the morinin… Grabbed the first card out of my wallet and tried to pay for a concert that hadnt even been scheduled yet with what turns out to be a expired health insurance card….At that point i realized i was bugging out and had to take my ass to bed
I hope to see you at the October 5th concert! I’ll be trying to attend, as well, providing the tickets don’t sell out within mere minutes =P
unless im six feet under, i will definitely be there… Realistically probably the only chance i will ever have to see this group perform and im not gonna regret not taking the opportunity
Can’t help but feel sorry for most of them.
My whole life, women have always been obsessed with how long and curly my eyelashes are. One night in a hotel in Tokyo with 4 other women, they asked if they could put mascara on me. I didn’t hesitate to say yes. Since then, I put it on at least once a month. They make your eyes pop!
Moments when you suspected you might be actually woman
Start to use lot of cute smileys and emoji when writing on my blog
Doesn’t everyone on the Internets do that, tho? =D
Seriously though, yeah, it’s quite the epidemic lately lol
“67: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/07(火) 17:40:24.20 0
I was on my way home from school when I decided to go into the woods and fap.”
hey if george micheal can “go outside”, i don’t see why japan can’t?
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Moments when you suspected you might be actually woman:
Watching the hair arrangement segments on Hellsute and wishing I cld style mine that way too.
I’ve passed out on the toilet, as well…
…I was drunk and at a movie theater with some friends to see “Ultraviolet”. The movie was so boring to me that I thought it’d be a better idea to just fall asleep in the stall, while sitting on the toilet, with my head resting on the toilet paper dispenser on the right-hand wall.
Eventually, the movie ended and my friends began to wonder where I was. I woke up, still somehow safe in the locked stall, when I heard one of my friends step into the bathroom and call my name several times. Having sobered up from my ~90 minute nap, I was amazed that I had done something so ridiculous. I didn’t tell my friends about it until months later…at the time I just told them I had a stomach ache, LOL. We had some good laughs about it when I eventually told them what had really transpired. =D
Cheap vodka mixed with a raspberry energy drink is, apparently, a bad combination (at least for me)
^_^;;
ultraviolet wasn’t that boring to me. it at least had that gun-kata thing from that other wankfest matrix-wannabe movie called e-something.
113: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/05(日) 22:57:27.51 0
Tried to cut off excess foreskin with scissors.
jesus CHRIST
Yeah, I cringed as well when I read that post. Your comment pretty much sums up the shock value lol
>>13 is my absolute favorite.
“Things you did spontaneously while under the influence of alcohol”
I was drinking with friends in a place where there are some big yellow “pieces of art” that look like giant McDonalds “M” logos. So while me and one of my friends were really drunk, we went under one of those things and pretented we were in McDonalds, laughing our asses off because we though it was fun.
The last topic make me wonder how weird must be to walk in Japanese streets. I mean, it sounds like so many guys follow high schoolers and even elementary school students and is like a common thing. It seems like wearing a skirt is a true danger for a girl in Japan.
I’m a girl and in my country that kind of stuff doesn’t happen often, I mean there’s stories of rape and shit like that on the news sometimes, but guys in general aren’t obsessed with school girls like Japanese guys.
I have to admit I’m a perverted fangirl (I have been like that my whole life lol) but still there’s limits when it comes to shows your intensions in public, specially if we’re talking about minors :/
I’m nobody to judge your perversions if you want to fap to a 14 years old idol when you’re almost 30 or fap to some Loli manga its ok since you’re with your computer and you’re not putting her on risk but when you go outside, please think about her and respect her personal space and do not attend to do anything you’ll regret in the future (plus you could end up in Jail…)
Welp, after scrolling back through a bunch of threads I got here again. I think I win #1 and #4.
I have written an 80000 word (terrible) dirty novel inspired mostly by four specific H!P members.
…Phew, feels to good to get that of my chest.
Does Japan really have that many pedos? I’m scared for the young girls there