Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:52:29.37 0

(“～Morning Days Happy Holiday～ Michishige Sayumi Birthday Fan Club Tour in Ibaraki. As per her own vehement demands, the limited edition “Michishige Sayumi hug pillow” will go on sale, available only for attendees of her bus tour!!!“)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:53:01.32 0
Oh wow…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:53:12.15 0
It was for real!!! (laughs)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:53:57.85 O
As per her own vehement demands…

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:55:25.90 0
Chayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:56:03.46 0
That pervert!

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:56:59.84 0
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! I want iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:57:02.22 i
Two different types! (laughs)

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:58:57.18 0
You can’t buy it if you don’t attend her fan club tour.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:58:58.63 0
You can already tell there are gonna be guys at the concert grounds dragging these around. (laughs)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:05:05.32 0
More than wanting to respond to fans’ wishes, it’s more like Sayu asked them to make this because she wants them to eventually make one of Rihoriho, too.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:08:45.50 0
>>53
It’s true that no one could probably object to her if she was to say how since there’s a hug pillow of the leader, there needs to be one of the ace of the group as well. They’ll probably make one of subleader Fukumura-chan first, though.

132: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:17:37.59 0
>>53
Sayu the tactician. (laughs)

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:07:24.27 0
Is the 160cm one life-size?

101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:12:56.69 0
>>69
Since she’s 160cm herself, it’ll probably be like 95% life-size. Close enough.

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:07:40.37 0

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:08:26.88 0

As per her own vehement demands…

What? (laughs)

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:13:30.00 0
>>75
Just Sayu being Sayu. (laughs)

114: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:14:41.10 i
>>75
It’s probably not something the office would normally release. (laughs) As expected, Michishige-san knows what the perverts want.

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:09:24.56 0
I laughed my ass off at the “per her own vehement demands.” (laughs)

92: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:11:39.98 0
The typical way of using a hug pillow (even at this level it’s pretty lewd):

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:11:49.61 0
Fuku-chan definitely needs to follow their leader’s example and release one, too.

99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:12:43.08 0
Not one person complaining about it being too pricy. As expected of the wota soldiers who have been following her for ten years.

136: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:18:05.90 0
>>99
I do think it’s a bit on the expensive side, but it’s not an outrageous price.
(Note: it’s 16,800 yen [US$168] for the small size and 19,800 yen [US$198] for the bigger one.)

115: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:14:49.53 0
What about us who still live with our parents?

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:15:08.15 0
You’ll need to find your own apartment first.

120: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:15:51.30 0

http://ameblo.jp/sayumimichishige-blog/entry-11545067682.html

Good evening!
Today was a really fun day. (smiles)

We had a meeting about my solo bus tour today. I was already looking forward to it to begin with, but now even more so! The meeting was to discuss the bus tour goods, and there’s especially this one item that I’m seriously really excited about. It’s something that even made me cheerful, but I bet the fans will be even more happy about it. Well, I won’t give away more than this because I don’t want to raise your expectations too much, only to make you go “Huh? This is nothing special…“

Anyway, I got to share all these selfish ideas with the staff about the goods I’d like to release, and they did their best to make those ideas materialize. Well… there were some that got rejected, too, though. (laughs) You know… because of grown-up circumstances and stuff.

145: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:19:33.67 0
>>120
If a life-size hug pillow got passed… then just how lewd were the other items Sayu was proposing to them? (laughs)

128: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:16:55.22 0
Sayu releases one.
↓
All the wota go crazy in buying them all.
↓
Once they see it’s profitable, they release ones of the younger girls, too.
↓
Sayu goes crazy in buying them all.

203: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:31:58.34 0
>>128
And we’ve accomplished perpetual motion.

176: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:26:17.12 0
The people using them must be in this dreamy state of mind, but here’s what it actually looks like from the outside:

181: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:27:45.37 0
I want to do some research as to what an on earth any girl wota would do with one.

184: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:28:15.27 0
The same as us, no?

190: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:29:52.64 0
I want to give one as a present to Sayashi just to see her reaction.

221: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:36:05.35 0
You know, I thought about this a lot, and I really do think it’s a good idea. I feel like this is going to get us world peace.

309: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:54:17.69 0
I want to take out the insides and sleep inside of Sayumi.

314: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:54:41.46 0
>>309
LOL.

324: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:55:47.06 0
>>309
Let’s just pretend no one ever said this. (laughs)

326: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:56:14.66 O
>>309 is so far the greatest Sayu wota here.

338: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:57:35.02 0
>>309
Sayu is a pervert wota, but the wota are perverts, too.

353: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 14:00:21.42 0
>>309
I sense some genius in you.

339: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:57:43.10 0
Your family is going to find out the moment it arrives.

342: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:57:54.87 0
Uwaaaaaaaahhhh.

345: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 13:58:47.34 0
>>339
Scary. (laughs)

427: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 14:23:36.68 0
After Sayu graduates from Musume, she should just go work at their goods development department.

443: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 14:33:25.21 0
Sayu is like a pioneer. She’s showing H!P worlds they’ve never seen before. It’s just that I don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing. (laughs)

487: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 14:53:41.84 0
I can picture Sayu’s facial expression of “（・∀・） Hehe…” when she came up with this.

497: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 14:59:51.63 0
To make things even more crazy, you could take one with you to Yoshinoya.
(Note: Yoshinoya is (was?) the restaurant where they serve Sayu-don.)

513: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 15:05:09.81 0
Being able to go to Yoshinoya carrying a Michishige hug pillow and wearing a Michishige T-shirt… I’m jealous of just how much the Michishige wota are able to enjoy life.

Henkka: Sayumi’s insistence of catering to the perversions of their fans is truly quite admirable. Or could it all be just for the sake of her own twisted Riho fantasies…?

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