1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 01:57:32
Reporter: “Your photobook includes lots of sexy shots. And speaking of sexy, the sexy beam of-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!”
To commemorate the release of Morning Musume’s Fukumura Mizuki’s first solo photobook “MIZUKI”, there will be an event held on June 1st (Sat) at the Fukuya Shoten Shinjuku Subnade!!
http://www.helloproject.com/event/1305201700_event_musume.html
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 02:24:24
Reporter: “Indeed, there are certain parts of Fukumura-san’s body that are perhaps best described as voluptuous! And speaking of things that have become massive, the extramarital aff-”
Manager: “Aaaaaand we’re done! The interview is now over!!“
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 02:32:24
>>22
I like how incompetent the manager is for not stopping the interview at “voluptuous body parts“. (laughs)
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 03:33:08
Fuku-chan wouldn’t even know what adultery means.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 03:46:37
Fukumura: “Adultery? Does that mean changing your oshi?“
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 03:52:28
Reporter: “Congratulations on becoming a subleader!”
Fukumura: “Thank you.”
Reporter: “Will you be competing for the leader’s position with Iikubo-san from now on?”
Fukumura: “I wonder…? Michishige-san will probably still be leader for a long time, so I can’t imagine it at all.”
Reporter: “The group has had eight leaders up until now. If you were to become leader, which of them would you like to use as a role model?”
Fukumura: “Umm… Takahashi Ai-san. She was the leader when 9th gen joined the group so she left the strongest impression on me. She was kind but she could also be strict when she needed to be. She had really good leadership qualities. Those are the things I would like to learn from her.”
Reporter: “I see. On the other hand, who is a leader who you would not want to use as a role m-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 04:21:34
>>41
This manager knows his stuff!
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 06:35:31
Reporter: “Is there a senior who you especially admire?”
Fukumura: “That would be Kamei Eri-san.”
Reporter: “I see. The second leader to be in charge of Kamei Eri was the person who in “Koi no Dance Site” did the sexy be-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 07:32:38
>>43
This reporter is just a wota. (laughs)
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 06:39:28
Reporter: “First of all, congratulations on your photobook.“
Fukumura: “Thank you.“
Reporter: “It’s been said that you are thought of as the sexiest member of the group among fans.“
Fukumura (embarrassed): “Not at all…“
Reporter: “From your voluptuous figure to your resemblance of an apartment wife, yes?“
Fukumura: “N-no, t-that’s…“
Reporter: “And speaking of apartment wives, on the topic of adultery…“
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 10:35:14
Reporter: “Ya-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23 10:52:23
Reporter: “That one-piece dress you’re wearing really suits you.”
Fuku: “Thank you.”
Reporter: “And speaking of one-pieces, there are many members in Morning Musume who love the One Piece anime as well.”
Fuku: “Yes! Kuduu for example.”
Reporter: “If we were to list them all: Linlin-san, Ya-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24 12:25:54
Reporter: “Was there anything difficult for you when you were shooting for this photobook?”
Fukumura: “Yes. It’s my first photobook so I felt very nervous… I think I inconvenienced the staff quite a bit, too.”
Reporter: “Oh, that’s awful! So it was a real scene of carnage!”
Fukumura: “Huh? No, I wouldn’t go that fa-”
Reporter: “And speaking of scenes of carnage, there was that scene of carnage in the bedroom of Ya-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24 15:39:08
These reporters know way too much about Musume.
76: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24 16:11:53
Reporter: “Since you normally give off a very graceful aura, I was wondering if there are also lively shots in this photobook that we wouldn’t expect to see from you?“
Fukumura: “Yes, I’m energetically playing basketball in some pictures, so those are a highlight.“
Reporter: “So we can see a different Mizuki than what we’re used to. And speaking of differences, there are the differences in body height and annual incomes in the well-known married couple of Ya-“
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24 20:30:33
Reporter: “Fukumura-san, you originally joined the group from the Kenshuusei. Do you still keep in touch with any of the Kenshuusei members?”
Fukumura: “Yes, I still mail a lot with many of them.”
Reporter: “What about that one girl? Um, the one who is in the same generation as Yoshihashi and Hamaura…”
Fukumura: “? … Do you mean Taguchi-chan?”
Reporter: “Yes! Tagucchi!”
Fukumura: “Tagucchi?”
Reporter: “Tagucchi!”
Fukumura: “Tagucchi…”
Reporter: “Yagu-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24 21:17:09
Those reporters are really desperate. (laughs)
82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24 21:59:50
It’s weird how this thread is sort of making me cheer on the reporter. (laughs)
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/25 01:31:53
Reporter: “When talking about H!P seniors that you look up to, there’s Momochi aka Tsugunaga Momoko, right?”
Fukumura (excitedly): “Yes! I really, really admire Momochi-san!!”
Reporter: “I see! Before she joined Berryz Koubou, she was in another unit, wasn’t she? Um…”
Fukumura (excitedly): “Yes! Do you mean ZYX?”
Reporter: “That’s right! ZYX! And speaking of the other members of ZYX, Ya-”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
85: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/25 01:44:48
Somehow they always seem to find a way. (laughs)
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/25 01:55:58
Reporter: “Fukumura-san, as for this bed…“
Manager: “The interview is now over! Thank you!“
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26 12:26:04
Reporter: “Fukumura-san, you really like amusement parks, right?“
Fukumura: “Yes! I especially like Disney Sea.“
Reporter: “I see. The amusement park rides are really thrilling, aren’t they? And speaking of thrills, adultery-“
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
137: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26 18:44:38
Reporter: “You’re good friends with Takeuchi Akari-chan from S/mileage, right?“
Fukumura (excitedly): “Yes! I love Akari-chan!“
Reporter: “Could we have you sing the chorus of Suki-chan while expressing just how much you love Akari-chan? Please!“
Fukumura: “♪ Suki-chan, suki-chan, Akari ga suki-chan! ♫”
Reporter: “♪ Suki-chan, suki-chan, how about that Yagu-chan? ♫”
Fukumura: “♪ Yagu-chan, Yagu-chan, Yagu likes that model-chan! ♫”
Manager: “♪ Fuku-chan, Fuku-chan, you can’t say that Fuku-chan! ♫”
Everyone: “Yaaaaaaaaay!!“
141: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26 19:49:28
>>137
Even the manager was singing. (laughs)
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26 19:39:38
This one felt somehow nice. (laughs)
Henkka: These reporters are true professionals at what they do.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/28637293.html (jp)
That reporter must be Anna Coren… dem segues.
on 137 is it sound like this?
Fukumura: “♪ Suki-chan, suki-chan, Akari ga suki-chan! ♫”
Reporter: “♪ Suki-chan, suki-chan, Yagu-chan wa dou desuka? ♫”
Fukumura: “♪ Yagu-chan, Yagu-chan, model-chan ga suki-chan! ♫”
Manager: “♪ Fuku-chan, Fuku-chan, ikemasen Fuku-chan! ♫”
Everyone: “Yaaaaaaaaay!!“
Almost. I changed it around a little to make it flow better in English. It’s:
譜久「♪スキちゃんスキちゃん 朱莉がスキちゃん!」
記者「♪スキちゃんスキちゃん 矢口はどうじゃん?」
譜久「♪ヤグちゃんヤグちゃん モデルがスキちゃん!」
マネ「♪フクちゃんフクちゃん それ言っちゃダメじゃん!」
全員「イエーイ!!」
Fukumura: “Suki-chan, suki-chan, Akari ga suki-chan!”
Reporter: “Suki-chan, suki-chan, Yaguchi wa dou jan?”
Fukumura: “Yagu-chan, Yagu-chan, model ga suki-chan!”
Manager: “Fuku-chan, Fuku-chan, sore iccha dame jan!”
Everyone: “Yaaaaaaaaay!!”
Somehow it even works better in English!
Thanks! :)
Im kinda glad now that the og arent too heavily associated with the current MM
This has been my favorite one so far!
Keep up the great work!!
Thanks! I’ll try. :)
This one is friggin’ hysterical. Oh my god, I’m dying right now
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That last joke at the end was the best. Thanks for trying!
「♪HenkkaちゃんHenkkaちゃん 英訳ありがたいじゃん!」
Reporter: “So Fuku-chan, now that you’re almost adult, do you know what adultery means?
Fukumura: “Well, becoming an adult, right? I want to get adultery as soon as possible! \(^o^)
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
Reporter: “Fuku-chan, do you know Ya…”
Manager: “The interview is now over!”
Reporter: “Hold on a second, I was going to ask that does Fuku-chan know anyone from Yamaguchi prefecture?”
Fukumura: “Yeah Michishige-san is from Yamaguchi isn’t she? I really like her!”
Reporter: “Well isn’t that nice. So do you also happen to know what Yaguch…”
Manager: “The interview is now over, I repeat, the interview is over! No more questions!“
Good lawd, the singing part was the best!