1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:08:49.27 0
I can now declare this to be the truth.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:10:16.12 0
No objections from me.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:13:36.44 0
Even counting all the goddesses and angels, Sayu is still the cutest.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:16:13.77 0
If you could somehow prove that the law of “Sayu = cutest in the universe” was not true, you’d instantly get a Nobel Prize.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:18:16.86 0
Refuting that law would be more difficult than proving any of the Millennium Prize Problems.
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:23:53.56 0
It pisses me off how >>1 is acting like he’s made some new discovery. I’ve known this to be true a long time ago.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:25:36.33 0
The constancy of the speed of light and the constancy of Sayu’s cuteness are some of the most fundamental laws of modern physics.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:25:53.83 0
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:40:14.75 0
The word “cute” just isn’t sufficient enough of an expression. I wish there was some word that signified the absolute highest level of cuteness that we could use just for Sayu.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:42:15.08 0
Joking aside, it’s come to the point where the words “Sayumin” and “cute” sound the same to my ears.
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:44:43.27 0
I don’t think there is ever going to be someone as cute as Sayu. The only real possibility is if she ever had a daughter of her own blood.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:46:21.96 0
Premise: with age one gradually becomes less cute.
However no matter how many times we observe her, Sayu’s cuteness is constant.
Conclusion: time has stopped for Sayu = Sayu is moving at light speed.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:53:49.02 0
It has been 46 hundred million years since the earth came to be. The absolute cutest being to come into existence within those 46 hundred million years, Sayumi, happened to become a part of Morning Musume in our lifetime. For all future generations to come, this era shall forever be known as the “age of miracles“.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:56:05.37 0
The universe could simply not withstand having two times the amount of Sayu’s cuteness.
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:56:10.11 0
Sayu is not bound by the laws of universal gravitation.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 22:57:22.93 0
“Cute“, “pretty” and “beautiful“. The one person who has all of these components is Michishige Chayu.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:02:56.79 0
Mankind reached its peak with the birth of Sayu. I’m kinda worried that it’s only going to be downhill for mankind from here on…
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:03:01.38 0
C.I.A. = Chayu Is Awesome.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:17:09.92 0
If you were to put opposing mirrors around Sayu, her cuteness would multiply infinitely, leading to the collapse of the entire cosmos.
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:19:30.43 0
No. Sayu is there. This would preserve the order of the cosmos.
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:20:24.78 0
She is the only girl who I can’t imagine ever marrying someone. There simply isn’t any man that could counterbalance Sayu’s specs.
64: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:37:35.39 0
The person who is able to invent a word that adequately expresses Sayu’s cuteness is entitled to the Nobel Prize in Literature. This was decided by Nobel himself in his will.
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:38:38.80 0
But even then, no one ever has. Even though she’s right here.
70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:48:35.42 0
Each time you mutter the word “Sayu“, a flower blooms at a battlefield somewhere.
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/11(土) 23:52:30.03 0
Will the day ever come when the Sayu Problem is solved?
85: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 00:13:36.52 0
As long as Sayu exists, the sun shall continue to rise.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 00:33:29.13 0
I’m so grateful to Papashige and Mamashige. It’s all thanks to them that such a cute girl came to be born.
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 00:51:11.38 0
Every so often I’ll yell out “Chayuuuuuuuuuuuu!“, but I remember having these hallucinations of sometimes yelling “chikyuuuuuuuuuu!“* instead.
(TL note: “the earth”)
96: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 00:54:36.93 0
This is basically how I think of Sayu.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 12:59:29.21 0
Chayu, the Goddess of the Sun and the Universe.
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 01:29:35.39 0
As long as I have Sayu, I need nothing else.
99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 02:46:33.56 0
I want to yell how much I love Chayu.
101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 06:58:53.64 0
Since Sayu became the leader, the Nikkei Stock Average rose by 6,000 yen.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 07:01:51.67 O
That’s the effect of Sayunomics for you.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 07:48:06.20 0
It’s thanks to Sayu’s cuteness that the earth so far has been able to avoid the crisis of being hit by a gigantic meteorite.
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 13:30:00.45 0
Chayu only wears clothes out of concern for us. She shines so brightly she would destroy our eyes otherwise.
111: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 13:35:43.31 0
113: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 14:40:38.55 0
116: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 15:24:15.63 0
You can’t have love on a planet with no rain.
117: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 15:51:58.39 0
You can’t have love on a planet with no Sayu, you mean.
119: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 17:51:26.84 0
Is Sayu really a human being?
120: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 17:52:25.45 0
She’s an angel.
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 17:54:48.46 O
I knew it.
122: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 17:55:26.55 0
There are also theories about her being a fairy.
123: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 18:30:13.02 0
I’m really starting to believe she might be an angel who came down from heaven only to join Morning Musume. That’s why she has no other desires. She has no need for a boyfriend and she doesn’t seem that attached to money either. This is because Sayu is an angel.
124: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/12(日) 18:32:56.15 0
To call the angel Sayu, or to call Sayu an angel? Puzzling….
141: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/13(月) 00:14:36.41 0
144: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/13(月) 00:41:10.76 0
This joy I feel just because Sayu is on this planet…
145: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/13(月) 01:07:09.41 0
152: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/13(月) 14:19:03.41 0
175: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/14(火) 13:23:46.13 0
189: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/15(水) 09:44:01.46 0
177: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/14(火) 16:39:08.55 0
179: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/14(火) 21:24:52.46 0
Why are you wearing a mask? I can’t see your faaaaace…
180: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/14(火) 21:36:41.38 0
Because you can tell she’s cute from her eyes alone.
181: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/14(火) 22:20:15.16 0
It’s scary with so many of you yelling “Chayuuuuuu“. How can I become friends with you guys?
182: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/14(火) 23:19:18.27 0
You only need to yell it yourself, too.
183: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/15(水) 00:00:41.29 0
Wait, it’s free!?
184: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/15(水) 00:03:17.42 0
185: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/15(水) 00:35:31.73 0
I love you, Chayu.
Henkka: No. Not saying it.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/28014309.html (jp)
sadly to me H!P doesn’t know what Cute is anymore -__-
Afilia Saga and Dempagumi Inc are the epitome off Kawaii for me.
You can compare Chayu to any girls in newer idol groups you want and she’s still the Cutest N. 1.
say IT Henkka~! lol
Anybody else get that 97 was a pun on Kimisae Ireba nani mo Iranai? lol
James you blasphemer!
*puts hand in the gospel of SAYU and prays for your soul*
lol thats a good one (^-^).
I still like Momusu and Sayu but I admit iv’e been dissapointed with H!P lately, they just don’t grab me the way they used to. I just find the more niche idol groups like Afilia Saga and Dempagumi Inc to be alot more appealing to me now, maybe it’s just my taste’s that have changed!!
Yeah, I completely understand ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
My interest in H!P/48 groups ebb and flow, but in the end I keep coming back to it like a junkie.
I wish I could quit Chayuuuuuuuuuuu!!! (Never!)
I’ll admit that Sayu is a beacon of unaging cuteness.
I also admit that Afilia’s Kohime is the same, though I don’t know how old Kohime actually is.
Also, Bellheart’s TIRA is also insanely adorable for a 23 year old.
it’s great to read how people feel about Sayu. She is an excellent leader.
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heck yeah chayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Can somebody help a bro and tell me when Sayu became Chayu? Any vids?
I don’t think there was ever any “defining Chayu moment”. It’s just a pet name. Mostly used only on 2ch.
Oh i see. I thought there’s like an instance where she was called Chayu in person. Thanks for the pet name info!
The best/funniest parts of these translations are always your comments at the end, Henkka XD
Way to put pressure on me. :P Nah, but I appreciate it. Thanks!
Sayu really is the best. Shes soo unique and cute ^_^ I love her.
If i would be a man i guess i would want to marry her
hahaha i love this!!! to think that there are so many people out there that thinks of Sayu the same way i do with that being said… Chayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! <3<3<3