1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:02:02.49 ID:0
Not even the Mano Friends will be able to ignore this, will they?
2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:03:14.61 ID:0
He proposed to her, right?
(TL note: He did. Mano talked about this a while back on a radio show.)
4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:03:25.28 ID:0
Who’s the brat?
6：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:05:03.95 ID:0
7：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:06:03.10 ID:0
He won’t look twice at Sayu but then gets attached to Mano-chan…
8：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:06:42.67 ID:0
Hmm? Tsunku’s kid?
11：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:09:25.90 ID:0
His hair’s pretty long for a kid in this day and age. That’s Tsunku’s preference, huh?
14：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:10:15.91 ID:T
His son’s only like 5 years old, right? He’s pretty big.
17：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:11:11.85 ID:0
Getting proposed to by a 4-year-old must be like the cutest thing ever.
18：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:11:18.58 ID:0
There’s only like a 15-year difference in age between them. It’s completely doable.
20：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:12:05.74 ID:0
Not paying a single yen and getting to meet Mano-chan face-to-face, getting to talk to her, having tea poured by her and getting to eat natto with her!? Do they think we’re going to forgive them for this!?
21：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:12:07.73 ID:0
A 15-year difference. That’s the same as me and Mano-chan. It’s possible for me, too!
22：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:12:51.57 ID:0
Does he realize that Mano-chan is going to be graduating from H!P?
24：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:12:54.38 ID:0
When Tsunku’s son turns 20, Mano-chan is going to be 35.
He’s sure to go for some younger girl instead.
Hey, that period between late teens to around twenty is when guys are attracted to older women.
26：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:12:59.93 ID:0
I felt a slight twinge of irritation when I saw the pic.
28：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:13:51.36 ID:0
I’ve never seen a picture that’s made me this sad. A picture with a good-looking actor guy and a smiling Mano would be 1000 times better than this. I’m going mad with jealousy.
35：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:16:22.93 ID:0
The more I look at it, the more vexing it is. I’m crying.
37：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:17:05.62 ID:0
This kid is without doubt Japan’s number one happiest preschool child. Dammit! Fucking dammit!
38：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:17:31.27 ID:0
Have you guys ever seen a look that gentle on Mano-chan? I’m so sad…
40：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:18:01.17 ID:0
Mano-chan’s expression… if only it were even a more forced smile.
42：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:18:36.37 ID:0
Even a french kiss picture with Mukai Osamu would’ve been better than this…
45：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:19:33.25 ID:0
Wota pay 8,400 yen just to see Mano from a small-ass seat, and yet this kid gets to sit in a spacious room eating natto with Mano-chan as her waitress, all without paying a single yen. Would someone fucking arrest him already!!!
48：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:21:27.85 ID:0
I’m not even a Mano Friend but this just makes me feel staggeringly jealous. Huh?
49：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:21:32.11 ID:0
To think that this kid might lose his boyhood with Mano-chan…
54：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:23:53.39 ID:0
I get it if they want to let him do this sort of thing, but just how sadistic are they by taking pictures of it and exposing it to us?! Just how much do you enjoy watching us suffer!? Well!?!?
58：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:24:43.67 ID:0
I wonder if he’s going like “ah, can you pass me the tissues, Mano-chan?”
Dammit I want to hit him…
63：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:26:38.53 ID:0
That’s Mano-chan’s dressing room, right?
Which means he got to see her change into that outfit, right?
67：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:28:03.44 ID:0
Mano-chan’s never looked at us like this when we go see her…
68：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:28:15.14 ID:0
I’m sure Terada’s wife feels jealous because of Mano-chan. Apparently mothers always feel envious of their son’s first love, even if it’s a fellow kindergartener.
71：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:29:52.45 ID:0
This is too cruel, Mano-chan…
72：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:29:53.88 ID:0
It’s pretty amazing for a kid as small as this to get Mano-chan’s charm. He completely disregarded the other 29 girls in Mobekisu and went straight for Mano-chan.
79：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:32:55.84 ID:0
Oh, if it was a first love and he was all embarrassed about it, just nervously clinging on to her and stuff, that’s something I could forgive. But this kid is completely relaxed, completely focused on eating his natto while having tea served to him!! How is feeling this frustrated even possible!!!
I feel humiliated…
99：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:39:28.95 ID:0
Yep. I’m sure he’s at least pretending to be a kid so he can cop a feel at Mano-chan’s boobs.
102：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:40:35.00 ID:0
Is he feeling embarrassed to look directly at Mano-chan, or is he not doing so just because he knows he could look at her whenever he wanted to anyway?
If it’s the latter, I’m gonna bring him down.
110：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:43:32.23 ID:0
No matter how many millions you guys make, Mano-chan will never show you the same expression as in that picture.
113：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:45:06.56 ID:0
116：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:46:24.86 ID:0
It’s Tsunku’s kid. It can’t be helped. I don’t know if you guys are just joking around, but either way you guys need to let off some steam. (laughs)
117：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:47:02.33 ID:0
I’m not funny enough to be making jokes about jealousy at three and a half in the morning.
121：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:52:26.71 ID:0
Arriving to the venue in the backseat of a luxury car.
Your favorite idol taking care of you as you eat lunch.
Sitting on the sofa as you watch the concert on the monitor.
Killing time by playing around with H!P members in the dressing room.
Feeling sleepy so you take a nap during the evening performance.
Making your way back home in the backseat of that luxury car.
122：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:52:33.02 ID:0
Mano-chan: “…is it good?”
Brat: “yeah… it’s alright.”
He’s fucking around by saying stuff like that, isn’t he!! Dammit!!!!!
149：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 04:37:26.67 ID:0
I feel heartbroken.
Henkka: Some good laughs were had translating these comments. 2ch doesn’t fail to deliver.
Source: http://oha2.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-628.html (jp)