1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/28 00:16:23
Masa → pink
〇〇-chan → blueHeeeeeeey!
Gimme your hand!It’s in there.
…??
Hmm?
Gimme your hand!
Okay okay.
(gets out pencil box)Huh? What are you doing!?!?
Your haaand!Oh, I thought you meant pen.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/28 00:17:23
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1 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/18(木) 18:02:30.45 0
I can’t even go to a handshake event…
2 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/18(木) 18:03:14.65 0
Don’t force yourself.
3 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/18(木) 18:04:24.88 0
It’s okay, you can stop resisting.
570: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 13:13:14.76 0
Maa-chan is an angel.
575: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 19:28:17.17 0
Maa-chan is God.
577: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 21:21:09.31 0
Maa-chan is Buddha.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:31:21.44 0
From a handshake event:
When it was my turn in line, Maa-chan was busy peeping in at the booth with Daaishi’s handshake session. So there I was just staring at the back of her head…
Me: “Maa-chan? Maa-chan…?”
Finally after about two seconds Maa-chan turned around to face me, only to break into this weird dance.
Me: “… That wall sure is in the way.”
Maa: “Yeah! It really is…!”
…Followed by Maa-chan banging the wall a few times before hanging her head in disappointment.
Staff: “Time’s up. (laughs)”
And thus my time ran out as I was staring at the back of Maa-chan’s head.
Maa-chan suddenly peeked out to greet those of us in line.
Me: “Maa-chan, if I write you a letter will you read it?”
Maa: “Nope!”
Me: “!?“
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:38:05.09 0
I appreciate her honesty. (laughs)
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:40:22.73 0
That’s better than anyone who says they’ll read it, and yet never do.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:37:39.27 P
The idol you can’t shake hands with even at a handshake event.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 21:54:41.34 T
I think Japan would take a turn for the better.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:30:21.73 0
Many heads of countries might actually like her. (laughs)
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:35:49.75 0
A law to ban kanji would be passed.
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/05(火) 10:44:43.33 ID:0
(TL note: the following Q&A translations by epifanes & Kuno)
Michishige Sayumi: When the dentist uses the drill on me.
Tanaka Reina: At midnight in the elementary school, the light bulb in the bathroom was flashing on and off, even though no one touched it!!!
Fukumura Mizuki: When I was younger, I had a dream about being bitten by a huge doll.
Ikuta Erina: The ghost from the birthday event with Niigaki-san & Mizuki (*´ω`; )
Sayashi Riho: Influenza vaccination.
Suzuki Kanon: When I rode a train with friends for the first time! We boarded a fast train and I panicked about being carried far away.
Iikubo Haruna: When I was late for work & when mom found out I secretly ate her snacks.
Ishida Ayumi: The moment I woke up and realized I was late.
Sato Masaki: I was scared when a bear came to my house.
Kudo Haruka: Filming a haunted-house TV show.
Oda Sakura: When Sato-san startled me.
Sankebetsu brown bear incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident
2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/05(火) 10:46:15.97 ID:0
Hokkaido’s freakin’ scary. (laughs)
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:44:11.90 ID:0
So today Jukkies and Oda-chan had dinner together. Us Jukkies were laughing the whole time. (laughs)
This is how our conversation went:(Duu finishes drinking her melon soda)
(Duu’s cup: clatter clatter) (that’s the sound it made)
Duu: “Look, this cup’s somehow funny!”
Iikubo (in a loud voice): “That’s Saturn! Saturn!!”
(everyone stares at us)
Ayu: “Harunan, your voice is too loud!”
(Iikubo laughs)
(everyone else laughs, too)
(some minutes later:)
Iikubo: “I meant to say Jupiter just now, not Saturn. Ahahaha.”
Sort of like that. It was so fun hanging out with the 10th and 11th gen members. Another happy day.
This was Maa-chan.
2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:46:05.02 ID:0
Yeah, I have no idea what I just read.
