S/mileage announces fan problem consultation event!

Posted by Henkka on August 8, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME. 18 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:45:26.06 0.net

≪Rules of the consultation event≫
※ The consultation event is a talk event where one member of S/mileage will listen to your worries and try her best to help you solve them.
※ Each member of S/mileage has a separate, private booth. Each six members will be doing their events simultaneously.
※ The approximate time limit for your consultation is one minute.
※ Previous to the event, you must write your worry on a paper that the staff will check beforehand. If there is no problem with the content, each guest will go to the members’ booths in order. The members can not answer to worries that are too “heavy.”
※ While each of the members will do their best to give you the best advice they possibly can, please understand that there is a possibility you may not be pleased with all of their advice. Please note that there is no money-back guarantee, nor a possibility of a re-do.
※ The member of S/mileage assigned to you will be as printed on the “consultation event ticket.” It is not possible to change this to another member.
※ There is no handshake or any other physical contact with the members of S/mileage included at this event.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:46:52.06 0.net
http://s-mileage.jp/event/detail_00390/

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:48:50.17 0.net
I thought it was a joke but it’s for real! (laughs)
I didn’t see this event coming…

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/07(木) 20:48:09.15 0.net
“Worries that are too heavy.” (laughs)

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Who are the most annoying wota at concerts?

Posted by Henkka on August 5, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 28 comments

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No matter which way you look at it,
people who do wotagei at concerts
are not right in the head

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/09/27(木) 00:36:02.49 O
Why even come to the concert if you’re not looking at the stage? You’re also a nuisance to the people around you. Leave that stuff to when you’re in karaoke or something.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/09/27(木) 00:43:23.08 0
It’s obvious someone who’s never done wotagei would assume we don’t watch the stage…

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/09/27(木) 00:42:31.02 0
I don’t do wotagei as of late. It’s not like I got bored of it or anything… I just started feeling embarrassed doing it all of a sudden, so I stopped.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/09/27(木) 00:43:04.89 0
What goes through your head when you’re doing wotagei? Is it like, “woohoo, I’m supporting them way more than those guys who are just silently watching“?

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/09/27(木) 00:44:18.26 0
I once heard some dude say “we’re not here to see the members — they’re here to see us.”

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More mind-numbingly pointless stories by Kumai-chan (+5)

Posted by Henkka on August 3, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 5 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/06/10(木) 21:45:02.43 0

646 : 名無し募集中。。。 2010/06/10(木) 21:19:27.68 0
川*＾∇＾)||＜ Also, Hawaii… yeah.
川*＾∇＾)||＜ This was my second time in Hawaii. The first was around March, I think, but…
川*＾∇＾)||＜ This time I went there in August which is like the hottest time of the year, right? Even though it’s so hot in Japan, as well… so it’s like, why go to Hawaii in the first place!?
川*＾∇＾)||＜ … Yep.
(Strained laughter from audience)
川*＾∇＾)||＜ “So what? What’s your point?” you might be asking. (laughs)
(Audience laughs)
川*＾∇＾)||＜ Well… my point is… (laughs)
川*＾∇＾)||＜ My point is… it’s important to remember to apply sunscreen properly!
(Applause and thunderous laughter from audience)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/06/10(木) 21:46:05.59 0
No planning whatsoever went into that talk. (laughs)

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What’s going on with Momoko’s belly button? (+3)

Posted by Henkka on August 3, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 8 comments

What is that mysterious number “3”
that’s written on Momoko’s belly button?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:07:00.65 0
I know “666” is the number of Damien, the spawn of Satan, but that’s a “3” on Momoko… what could it mean?

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:07:40.00
Stupidest thread of the night.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:11:12.98 0
But if you rotate it, the “3” becomes “m”!!!

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:12:13.00 0
It means she’s only had sex three times.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/27(月) 21:14:21.47 0
It means she can still have sex three times.

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But what’s going to happen to Maasa?!

Posted by Henkka on August 3, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 29 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:07:16.67 0
Shimizu: dance instructor, Tsugunaga: variety idol, Natsuyaki: solo artist, Tokunaga: variety idol, Kumai: Paris Collection model, Sugaya: solo artist… but what about Sudo’s post-Berryz career?! Seriously, she’s the only one without a future…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:08:34.86 0
Sudo is best suited to being a housewife.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:09:27.00 0
Wrestler?

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:09:14.83 0
She just got her driver’s license the other day and all, so why not become a taxi driver?

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/02(土) 16:15:05.35 0
>>5
Oh crap. (laughs)

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Let’s think of good excuses for graduating and send them to UFA (+7)

Posted by Henkka on August 1, 2014
Posted in: °C-ute, 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 28 comments

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Let’s think of good lies to use as excuses for graduating
aside from “bunion“, “modeling ambitions” and
“studying abroad” and send them to UFA

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:47:41.84 0
The reasons the office give out have gradually gotten so bad, I just feel sorry for them now. So let’s help out the silly office by coming up with good excuses they can use instead!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:48:45.55 0
“Musical differences.”

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:23.72 0
Having to inherit the family business.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:31.45 0
“Various circumstances.”

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Tanaka Reina kicks a man for groping her on the train (+2)

Posted by Henkka on July 30, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 19 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:06:15.49 0.net

There were so many people in the train today when I got in that there wasn’t even room to sit down. And so before I’d noticed it… this older man next to me had started groping me. It pissed me off so much, I just roundhouse kicked him right then and there, and the man flew away by the sheer force of my kick.

 

 

 

… That’s the dream I had yesterday. (・o・) I was unbelievably strong in the dream! I only wish I could become as strong in real life. My roundhouse kick was so smooth, I can still remember the sensation of it. (laughs)

http://ameblo.jp/tanakareina-blog/entry-11901601675.html

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:10:40.04 0.net
The “older man” is obviously a metaphor for “wota.”

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7/20 Sato Masaki handshake event reports

Posted by Henkka on July 30, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 27 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/20(日) 08:03:30.70 0.net
Rock-paper-scissors not allowed… I’m screwed. orz

■ Tokyo
【Date】 2014/7/20日 (Sun)
【Venue】 bellesalle Shibuya Garden, Tokyo
【Address】 Sumitomo Fudosan Shibuya Garden Tower 1F/B1, Nanpeidaichou 16-17, Shibuya, Tokyo
(http://www.bellesalle.co.jp/room/bs_shibuyagarden/access.html)

≪Individual handshake events≫
【Time】
<1st session> 11:50-12:35 ＜Entry reception 11:40-12:20＞
<2nd session> 12:55-13:40 ＜Entry reception 12:45-13:25＞
<3rd session> 14:40-15:25 ＜Entry reception 14:30-15:10＞
<4th session> 15:45-16:30 ＜Entry reception 15:35-16:15＞
<5th session> 16:50-17:35 ＜Entry reception 16:40-17:20＞
<6th session> 18:35-19:20 ＜Entry reception 18:25-19:05＞
<7th session> 19:40-20:25 ＜Entry reception 19:30-20:10＞

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/20(日) 08:23:46.98 0.net
She gave everyone a good laugh with her “I’m going to do the handshake events properly this year!” statement. We’ll see how today and tomorrow play out…

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