Morning Musume

Let’s think of realistic ways that would allow us to legally touch Sayu’s boobs (+2 other Sayu threads from 2005)

Posted by Henkka on April 15, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 23 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:15:05 0
Nothing unrealistic such as if you started dating her or something, got it!?

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:20:18 0
What if you were celebrating Sayu by repeatedly tossing her into the air with everyone else and you put your utmost effort into trying to turn her around mid-air so that she was facing downwards?

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:20:45 0
>>11
When will you ever get an opportunity to toss her into the air?!?!?

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:24:50 0
What about when you’re trying to resuscitate her after she’d just drowned?
There’s even the added bonus of getting to kiss her.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:26:02 0
>>25
Hey, that’s a good one! I’d never even thought of it!

 

… Except that it’ll never happen!!!!!!!!!!!!

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/08/05(金) 21:27:09 0
Loving the fired-up tsukkomi. (laughs)

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Maa-chan to members of LoVendoЯ: “Fattie!” “Will you be in your thirties soon, auntie?”

Posted by Henkka on April 14, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, LoVendoЯ, Morning Musume. Tags: , , , , . 13 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/05(土) 14:40:36.80 0

Reina: “This is again on the subject of Sato, but anyway, she came to play about in our dressing room the other day. She just stayed there forever, but I’m already pretty used to how she is so I can just shoo her off or whatever when I want to be alone. But what was different about it this time was that the other members of LoVendoЯ got dragged in to it, too, although she never approached Marin for some reason.

When Sato went “Okamari-saaaan! Carry me on your back!“, Okamari said “Please ask Marin instead.” So Sato was like “Mmm… but Marin-san is skinny…” “Wait, so is that a roundabout way of saying that I’m…?” “Yep! A fattie!!” (laughs) She was just saying whatever she wanted.

She was also saying to Nee-san stuff like “auntie!” and “will you be in your thirties soon?” Then she was like “wait, what’s her name again?” — for some reason she asked me and not Uozumi herself. So when I told her “she’s Uozumi Yuki“, Maa-chan went like “Aoumi-san!!” or something. (laughs) We were like, “…who the heck’s Aoumi-san!?” She made our dressing room really noisy that day. It was so fun though.”

Source: UF LICKS

2: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/05(土) 14:43:12.19 0
Maa-chan is bad at remembering the names of all these newcomers.

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Fukumura Mizuki finally touches on the subject of her boobs!!!

Posted by Henkka on March 26, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 47 comments

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1 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:03:43.83 0

@ai23jan1
“Top 5 women’s behavior that men find annoying” as researched by a women’s magazine.
3rd: “Overemphasizing one’s chest”

Iikubo & Ishida: “Phew, great!!! That’s a relief since we don’t have any!!!”
Michishige: “How about you, Fuku-chan? Well, I guess in your case it’s everyone else saying things. You don’t make a big deal about it yourself, right?”
Fukumura (embarrassed, hiding behind Eripon): “Mizuki isn’t like that…”
(cont.)

@ai23jan1
(cont.)
Fukumura: “……Kanon-chan’s are bigger.”
Suzuki: “Hey, stop it!” (hides behind Sayashi)
Michishige: “Well, being embarrassed about it is just cute, right? They don’t boast about it at all. If anyone, it’s Harunan that does. Constantly going all “I have no boobs.”“

6 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:06:00.49 0
Boobs are righteousness.

8 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:06:55.19 0
“Fukumura (embarrassed, hiding behind Eripon): “Mizuki isn’t like that…“”
Uooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

12 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:08:14.42 0
What do you mean by “like that“?!?!?!?!

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Sato Masaki sprays wota with perfume at handshake event! (+ other fan reports from Twitter)

Posted by Henkka on March 24, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice, Morning Musume. Tags: , , . 37 comments

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Fan reports from individual handshake event held on 3/23.

[Good news] Reports of Maa-chan spraying wota with perfume at handshake event have started popping up!

https://twitter.com/samasaki10/statuses/447675450622369792

Sato sprayed perfume on me at the individual handshake event! (laughs) When I got into the booth, she started off by spraying once at my stomach, once at herself, and finally rolling up my sleeve and spraying my wrist, too. (laughs) What the…??? (laughs) Whatever. Now I stink like her perfume. (laughs)

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If Maa-chan was a lawyer

Posted by Henkka on March 21, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 11 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 20:55:03.30 O
川* ^_〉^)＜ Objection!

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 20:57:02.53 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Prosecutor, you’re such a meanie!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:01:04.53 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Cross-examination, cross-examination, cross-examination… Gyahahaha!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:09:03.27 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ It’s okay as long as you don’t get caught.
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ No it isn’t!

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:11:13.16 O
Maa-chan: “You must take into account the extenuating circumstances of the defendant. Poverty was the real criminal here!”
Ishida: “?“

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Morning Musume’s “Toki wo Koe Sora wo Koe” is a flawless masterpiece

Posted by Henkka on March 19, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. 28 comments

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1：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/15(土) 23:18:01.60 ID:0

3：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/15(土) 23:19:05.33 ID:0
I’m going to cry.

9：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/15(土) 23:21:43.27 ID:0
This seriously makes me start to worry about Tsunku actually dying.

15：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/15(土) 23:23:09.24 ID:0
Is this not pretty much Morning Musume’s best single ever?

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Sayashi Riho uploads an uncensored pic of “it” on her blog

Posted by Henkka on March 14, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 7 comments

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/14 23:26:08
Oh, so it’s that kind of color…

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/14 23:26:44
That’s Rihoriho’s Rihoriho!!!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/14 23:29:14
It’s all sticky!

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/14 23:30:59
Looks good, Rihoriho.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/14 23:28:52
Oh man. Getting goosebumps here…

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I wasn’t able to tell Eripon I love her…

Posted by Henkka on March 8, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 16 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:11:47
It was my first time seeing Eripon in the flesh. I just got so nervous, the words wouldn’t come out…

[Ideal]
Me: “Eripon, I really love you a lot.“
Eripon: “W-what…! M-me too…!” (Eri instantly gets wet as a sponge)

[Reality]
Me (in a totally unattractive voice): “…Do your best.“
Eripon (spoken like an angel): “Yes! I will!“

Dammit… orz

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:13:34
Yep, that happens.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:14:06
Even though I was so good looking today…

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