1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:18:51.98 0
Rape you.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:19:25.32 0
PENIS
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:20:57.79 0
I love Chayu.
You too.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:46:08.41 0
Saki Nakajima (a.k.a nksk) has a fish-like face.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:26:26.37 0
i was gay
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:25:28.92 0
I like sandwich.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:27:22.20 0
Chayu is beautiful girl.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:29:46.93 0
>>14
Lacking articles are often seen as an mark of Engrish.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:28:02.95 0
Let’s Tom!
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:30:54.52 0
>>15
You say “Tom” is a verb?
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:34:19.47 0
i can find no way
, because i love chayu too much
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:35:52.88 0
>>20
Me too.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:37:46.33 0
this thread sucks!
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:38:04.59 0
fat
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:36:27.38 0
please tell me the charm points of your oshimen
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:39:34.06 0
pure sister club
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:39:38.67 0
Junior high school student!
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:40:00.98 0
I donno morning musume is still alive. it really sucks.
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:40:04.40 0
oil shock
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:40:50.87 0
Masaki Satou is insane
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:43:39.59 0
I don’t really know recent members of Morning Musume… The girl shown in >>35
sounds cute!
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:46:17.92 0
Do you speak English?
I don’t speak English.I’m not goot at English.
But Robert can speak English.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:48:06.53 0
Who is Robert? lol
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:50:11.48 P
KUMAI yurina is very very tall.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:50:53.61 0
fucking poor English!
away.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:53:57.87 0
You all speak English very well!
53: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:54:38.27 0
This thread is very interesting.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:56:35.70 0
A junior high girl’s charm is irreplaceable.
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:58:42.24 0
is there a bus-ota?
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 15:59:18.83 P
KUMAI yurina says “(Let’s) Enjoy!” very frequently.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:00:21.98 0
It passes just for a moment.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:01:36.23 P
川*^∇^)||←This face mark is KUMAI yurina.
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:10:41.97 P
Berryz-Kobo’s member face mark
川´・_・) SHIMIZU saki
ル ‘‐’リ TSUGUNAGA momoko
从o゚ー゚从 SUDOU maasa
ノノl∂_∂’ル NATSUYAKI miyabi
从´∇`从 TOKUNAGA CHINAMI
川*^∇^)|| KUMAI yurina
州*’o’リ SUGAYA RISAKO
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:03:11.86 P
I like INCIDENTS TOKYO’s song “Brand New Civilization”.
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:05:11.35 0
NO CHAYU NO WORLD
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:05:16.33 0
perfect english!!!
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:05:25.54 0
i see you love kumai-chan very much
70: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:07:15.79 0
yuukarin is white
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:08:28.46 0
Kumai-chan is not bad. But, seems to me she is more like a fashion model..
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:09:40.82 0
rihoriho, she is cute, rihoriho
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:12:05.38 0
I’m proud of Berryz-Kobo = Beriwota de yokatta!
78: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:12:16.25 0
℃-ute is cute.
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:13:41.52 0
is the sayashi’s face mark decided?
84: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:17:24.20 P
>>80
Probably, her face mark had not been decided yet.
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:21:05.34 0
从*・ 。.・) Sayu
从 ´ ヮ`) Reina
ノノ∮‘ _l‘) Mizuki
|||9|‘_ゝ‘) Erina
ノリ*´ー´リ Riho
ノソ*´◇.`) Kanon
ノハ*゚ ゥ ゚) Haruna
川c ’∀’) Ayumi
川* ^_〉^) Masaki
ハo´ 。`ル Haruka
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:14:27.85 0
Maimi is man
69: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:07:14.81 0
Kumai-chan is taller than Tokyo Sky Tree.
She can beat GODZILLA.
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:17:48.07 0
Haruka Kudo is mine
90: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:18:52.03 0
>>86
i’ll stop it!!!
92: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:19:59.80 0
>>90
What?She’s my girlfriend.
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:17:56.18 0
I hava a deream.
88: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:18:03.25 0
maimi had a boyfriend who throws excrement…
do you remember?
94: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:20:39.16 0
fuckin’ shit!
100: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:22:31.66 0
pocporn
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:27:00.47 0
as you like
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:27:50.23 0
i would like to show nksk my penis
106: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:29:49.78 0
should be prosecuted!
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:29:58.78 P
Berryz-Kobo × ℃-ute are released “Tyou HAPPY SONG (very happy song)”.
This music is a Berryz-Kobo’s song “Because happiness” and
a ℃-ute’s song “Shiawase no totyu (the middle to happiness)” were mixed.
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:30:14.28 0
Get out of this board, AKB-fag!
109: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:31:48.86 0
One day, I saw a plate on a wall which says “No smoking”.
The another day after that, I came to the same place.
But the words of the plate has changed by adding simple words, and has changed to the opposite meaning.
Now the plate says “No smoking, no life”.
English is such a difficult language!!
112: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:32:51.04 0
Let’s talk about shakehands meeting.
Do you go?
119: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:36:41.81 P
>>112
I will not go.
Because I donnot understand the shakehands system.
120: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:38:01.48 0
THERE IS NO WOTA IN OOKAMI
OOKAMI IS 100% SOCKPUPPET
VERY PROTECTED PERSONS IN 2CH AND OOKAMI:
TERADA MITSUO, FUJIMOTO MIKI, TANAKA REINA
THEY ARE NOT BEATED BY AKB!
THAT IS IMPORTANT!
122: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:41:43.93 0
what is sockpuppet?
127: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:53:02.05 0
>>122
it’s an internet slang, we japanese say JISAKU JIEN or simply JIEN
124: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:46:10.08 0
I love chayu.
How are you, frieds?
125: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:49:00.59 0
Sorry
Chayu is mine
128: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:59:45.24 0
>>125
HAHA!!
You are kidding!
Chayu lies beside me.
130: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:00:13.14 0
HARUKA is very cute boy ///
131: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:00:57.77 0
yes yes we are the momoiroclover!
132: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:17:11.71 0
Momokuro ? get out!
133: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:24:59.06 0
I believe Zukki will be the most beautiful halo-men someday
134: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:26:02.67 0
Since I watched new MV, I’m sure of the fact that Haruka is angel.
She is so cute, very very cute.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:28:16.54 0
Yeah,Haruka is very cute .
but she’s my girlfriend
138: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:42:25.08 0
>>135
I am hesitating about what to tell you about the fact…but I must do…
You are schizophrenic, very severe mental illness…
136: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:32:58.31 0
Sayashi’s face looks like Korean.
137: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:40:48.72 0
Riho’s face is the imperial families’ face
She is very Japanese
151: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 21:24:57.32 0
I want to be Riho.
And, I want to be raped by Chayu.
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 17:45:02.90 0
Chayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
103: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:24:47.07 0
Ogawa saki’s paipai is mine
115: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:34:23.70 0
>>103
Left side pai is yours, but right side pai is mine, OK?
117: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:35:35.69 0
>>115
No, I’ll give you shimizu saki ‘s paipai . OK?
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 16:39:33.37 0
>>117
Fuck you!!
I really fuck you!!
I will go to your house soon!!!
Wash your ass, now!!
144: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/21(木) 18:07:55.60 0
I have very severe disease, Chayu syndrome.
So I always feel an irresistible impulse to shout “Chayuuuuuuuuuu!!!”.
I know it is an incurable disease…but I’m not unhappy!
I shout and each time I feel great euphoria.
Henkka: I could really see “wash your ass!” becoming the new “I’m gonna fuck you up!“
Source: http://hello.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1340259531/
Their English are better than mine =/
This was seriously the funniest fucking thing ever… All the cursing. But it fit so well XD
Some comments like>>53 should be kept away.
Wash your ass, now!!
NO CHAYU NO WORLD
xD
NO CHAYU NO WORLD
I feel like that need to be printed on Tee’s.. That could be slogan of the year
Well, they’re all wrong. Haruka-chan is, actually, MY girlfriend.
You are schizophrenic, very severe mental illness…
Wash your ass.
XD omg
This was great, thanks for the translation
What’s with all the Kumai-chan comments tho lol (not that I mind)
But was there any translation? This may have been Henkka’s easiest work ever. XD
…that’s true, I actually realized in retrospect ^^;
Easy for him and enjoyable for us, truly a win-win
I don’t see any difference between this and a typical 4chan thread. :|
I felt like I was having a stroke reading this.
I want to be riho
and be raped by Chayuuuuuuu
Is it bad that I laugh when I read that?
>15 “Let’s Tom” LOL, I had the same reaction as the person who relied to that anon.
replied :P
damn, what’s wrong with my keyboard today?, it didn’t write the asterisk (*) :P
Anyway, >55 speaks the truth!
I mean >77 speaks the truth xDD Oh my goodness… This thread affected my mind. I’ll stop now.
And to add to that, that anon speaks the truth in many senses actually, although if he wanted to translate “Beriwota de yokatta!”, he’s wrong ’cause that would be “I’m glad I am/proud of being a Berryz Kobo wota/fan”. But “I’m proud of Berryz Kobo” are my feelings about them too :3
Who the fuck’s Robert?
The real question is: Does he Tom?
The one that disliked the comment was Robert
what is paipai?
I think it is a euphemism for “oppai” or breasts. “Ice Cream” is another popular euphemism.
Wash your ass now!
Wash your ass is an absolute gem.