Which H!P member actually has the smallest boobs?

Posted by Henkka on May 6, 2015

Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou, Morning Musume. Tags: Iikubo Haruna, Natsuyaki Miyabi, Ogata Haruna. 47 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:25:12.47 0.net
I’m thinking Iikubo-san.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:25:39.60 0.net
Natsuyaki Miyabi-chan!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:26:53.71 0.net
Iikubo doesn’t have any boobs, so it’s not accurate to say that she has “tiny” boobs.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:26:56.38 0.net
Iikubo-san is the one outstanding talent who was able to outdo even Miyabi-chan.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:26:19.44 0.net
None of my oshi members have any, so as a result I haven’t been seeing much boobs in general as of late.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:27:38.77 0.net
Iikubo-san has definitely surpassed Miyabi-chan. Miyabi-chan had slightly bigger boobs than her when she was twenty.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:32:50.65 0.net

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:34:44.08 0.net
>>29
She has the figure of a child.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:34:15.86 0.net

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:34:20.56 0.net
Please note: this isn’t her back.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:36:43.61 0.net
Look at this!!! Too bad, all you Natsuyaki wota!

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50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:38:40.29 0.net
>>43
I never once stopped believing that Miyabi-chan actually has boobs.

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:39:11.65 0.net
>>43
(*´Д`) (heavy breathing)

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:48:03.55 0.net
There’s no question that the best boobs in H!P belong to Zukki, but measuring which of them has the smallest will be difficult. (laughs)

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:51:12.23 0.net

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:53:04.58 0.net
Zukki only looks fat because of her boobs.

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 12:00:37.50 0.net
So Maimi is exempt from threads like these nowadays, huh.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:28:21.34 0.net
Iikubo-san’s boobs have shown zero signs of growth since the day she was born.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 11:28:54.95 0.net
Iikubo’s boobs are made of dreams.

Ogata Haruna:
“Iikubo Haruna has tiny boobs.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:53:26.57 0
Source: Tochigi evening performance.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:55:49.83 0

289: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/25(土) 20:05:17.60 O
Encore, B pattern performance (the one with Matenrou Show).
Theme: “what do the 12th gen members do to pass the time when sitting in the bath?”
Iikubo was surprised to hear about how Ogata had taken a bath with Haga at a hotel because the latter had been too scared to go in alone.

Iikubo: “Bathing together with fellow members!? No way, no way!”
Ogata: “Yeah, well, for you it might be a little embarrassing…” (this line drew the loudest round of applause of the entire tour)
Iikubo: “Um, excuse me, but mine aren’t that much smaller than yours!” (audience: “eeeeehhhh!?“)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:54:47.82 0
So we finally have someone who’s willing to make fun of her seniors.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:55:45.44 0
Well done. Keep at it, Ogata!

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:57:30.75 0
Haa-chin herself does have boobs. I don’t have any pictures to give as reference though.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 03:21:38.06 0

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 01:24:44.65 0
Let’s have them settle this matter on the next Alo-Hello.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:56:32.89 0
“Hey Iikubo, your boobs are so small it’s impossible to tell which side of you is the front and which one is the back.”

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 00:58:08.58 0
“Here Iikubo-san, let me wash your back for you. Oh, I’m sorry. This was the chest side.”

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 01:02:23.12 0
Haruna making fun of Haruna. (laughs)

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 01:01:32.36 0
Huge boobs Harunan and tiny boobs Harunan.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 07:36:56.39 0
Even during the final greeting to the audience she was totally picking a fight with Iikubo, saying “I’m going to do my best to protect this white skin of mine during the summer months, so please cheer on the white Harunan!” (laughs)

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 01:06:58.44 0
Even in this day and age when they are able to give Maimi boobs with some modern swimsuits, they’ve completely given up on Iikubo.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 02:13:08.44 0
There’s something ironic about how everyone in 10th gen except Sato has hopelessly small boobs.

64: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 02:24:32.59 0
She does have boobs. Stop lying.

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67: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 02:26:41.06 0

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 01:33:30.07 0
Haa-chin: “Iikubo-san’s boobs are so tiny I LOL’d.“

85: 名無し募集中。。。羊スト 2015/04/26(日) 08:09:26.58 0
I love all the tiny boobs teasing. Let’s give Iikubo-san’s tiny boobs more and more exposure!

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/04/26(日) 01:05:01.49 0
Iikubo-san, in tears, punching Ogata in the dressing room afterwards.

Henkka: Two sides of the same boob coin?

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PS. Since I’m probably never going to have a better opportunity to post this…

PPS. Bonus:

What would you do if I was to fondle Oda Sakura’s boobs?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/05(月) 21:52:31.58 0.net
Would it drive you insane with jealousy?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/05(月) 21:53:07.37 0.net
Please let me have a quick handshake with you.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/05(月) 21:55:15.77 0.net
I would fondle her boobs just so I could get an indirect handshake with you.

Sources: http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/42254524.html, http://juicejuice.blog.jp/archives/1025493783.html, http://hellohellotime.doorblog.jp/archives/51948557.html

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47 comments on “Which H!P member actually has the smallest boobs?”

Sven on May 6, 2015 at 02:17 said:

Harunan best friend, Ayacho has the same problem I think

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- B8067HC on May 6, 2015 at 14:39 said:
  
  Ayacho probably have the tiny one, but she definitely have Boobs. :lol: Poor Harunan
  
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TIMMII on May 6, 2015 at 07:04 said:

Haruna after all is the first disable girl who passed MM audtion, A girl with no boobs.

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Dom on May 6, 2015 at 08:09 said:

Huh, no one talk about Chayu’s?

Don’t believe me? Just watch again those 10000 yen a month challange :P

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- mark reitinger on May 6, 2015 at 09:56 said:
  
  Everything else about Sayumin equals ginormous bozungas.
  
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- B8067HC on May 6, 2015 at 14:40 said:
  
  Sayu maybe categorized as “Tiny”, compare to “No-Boobs” (Poor Harunan :lol)
  
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That guy on May 6, 2015 at 08:27 said:

The long wait has been worth it.

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Anonymous on May 6, 2015 at 09:01 said:

Duu has a similar problem too

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- B8067HC on May 6, 2015 at 14:42 said:
  
  Duu still accepted by fact that she’s still growing in age (compare to Harunan), plus she’s “Ikemen” (no need for big Boobs)
  
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mark reitinger on May 6, 2015 at 09:49 said:

Now that Shimizu Saki is no longer a member, I can’t say who’s got the smallest.

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Anonymous on May 6, 2015 at 10:51 said:

Ogata, huh? The girl’s growing on me. Maybe I’ll find a new MM oshi after all.

> PS. Since I’m probably never going to have a better opportunity to post this…

Wait, what’s that? Where’s that from?

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- Henkka on May 6, 2015 at 16:25 said:
  
  If I recall correctly, it’s a pamphlet of an art gallery or something that she was visiting.
  Lesson learned: bare boobs aren’t offensive if it’s art.
  
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  - Anonymous on May 6, 2015 at 23:26 said:
    
    Art gallery, makes sense. Thanks!
    
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  - thisguy on May 22, 2015 at 23:27 said:
    
    Fukuchan should do more artistic photoshoots then
    
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Nanchatte on May 6, 2015 at 12:32 said:

Ogata is showing so much promise, and I can’t wait to see her grow.

…That may have come out wrong.

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- lol on May 7, 2015 at 00:14 said:
  
  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  
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Derek on May 6, 2015 at 13:53 said:

Ogata is awesome. Meimei is my eternal oshi but Ogata is rising in my rankings.

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radar on May 6, 2015 at 17:04 said:

Maimi doesn’t qualify for these threads anymore because Oppai Chisato’s boobs draw all the attention when you think of C-ute and boobs.
It rubbed off on Maimi so to speak….hmmmm Chisato rubbing on Maimi. Sorry, what was I talking about?

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- Aspenth on May 7, 2015 at 14:25 said:
  
  Wow, this comment was hotter than the actual thread ^_^
  
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- mark reitinger on May 9, 2015 at 04:06 said:
  
  Chisato has big boobs? She used to be my oshi.
  What have I done? :(
  
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  - radar on May 9, 2015 at 17:53 said:
    
    Chisato’s definitely rival Fuku-hime’s http://imgur.com/BblPXiC
    The only reason that top stays up there is because it wants to.
    
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steelpanther on May 7, 2015 at 03:24 said:

Well there is still some chance Harunan could grow…but she’ll need a huge spike in hormones and maybe a ton of sugar along with it.

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Anonymous on May 7, 2015 at 04:45 said:

Still waiting to research Angerme’s 2nd & 3rd gen boobs. Who’s flat and who’s busty? We haven’t know it yet

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- Anonymous on May 7, 2015 at 11:39 said:
  
  Probably this way,
  2nd-gen :
  – Kananan : probably have, small one
  – Oden-kun : Not sure, but probably have the small one
  – Bakuwara : The small one
  – Mei Mei : The small one too
  
  3rd-gen :
  – Murotan : The small one
  – Rikako : Not sure, she’s thin
  – Ai Ai : The small one
  
  Angerme looks like not a “Boobs” group, compare to let’s say Juice=Juice (Aari, Sayubee, kntm) or MM’15 (Fukuhime, Oda, Zukki)
  
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  - thisguy on May 22, 2015 at 23:28 said:
    
    Oden is pretty chubby so she may have some boobs, just that she insists on dressing like am ikemen
    
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Anonymous on May 7, 2015 at 06:22 said:

Maybe they should have given Iikubo the boyish look.

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initialAC on May 7, 2015 at 12:13 said:

wow, Chinami wasn’t mentioned?

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Paizuri-kun on May 7, 2015 at 22:39 said:

It’s gonna be difficult, if not impossible, to perform the Paizuri act on Harunan. Plus, I don’t see her growing a decent pair (of boobs) anytime soon. Sorry, haters gotta hate.

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- Aspenth on May 8, 2015 at 11:50 said:
  
  …what about your cousin Naizuri-kun? I bet he’s loving this thread ^_^
  
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  - Paizuri-kun on May 8, 2015 at 13:39 said:
    
    You mean Nakadashi-kun rite? Aspenth, you are as perceptive as ever, which is prob why Nakadashi-kun respects you so much. Speaking of my dear cousin, unfortunately he’s still on his self-impose(d) exile (or he prefers the word “hiatus”) away from the web. We’re talking about thousands of dollars in child support here, so there’s no telling when he’ll return (with his contributions of filthy comments, among others). Meantime while he’s away, I will be filling in for him in commenting on any boob-related posts by Henkka. (I’m not called Paizuri-kun for nothing, you know?) ; )
    
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    - toshiro on May 8, 2015 at 20:15 said:
      
      *woosh*
      
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      - EXPL on May 10, 2015 at 20:58 said:
        
        In case anyone else isn’t getting the joke
        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Naizuri
        
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        Aspenth on May 12, 2015 at 05:26 said:
        
        I didn’t want to say anything at first….but I’m glad that someone got it lol
        
        and “woosh” indeed ^_^
        
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  - Naizuri-kun on May 11, 2015 at 14:42 said:
    
    Dude, I dreamt last night that I poured asphalt all over Harunan’s chest and after that successfully landed my Cessna on it.
    
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    - Aspenth on May 12, 2015 at 05:27 said:
      
      I wasn’t even turned on until you mentioned the Cessna
      
      …is that weird? >_>
      
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Kaeseki on May 9, 2015 at 07:11 said:

This is an exceedingly complicated question. Sure, Harunan and most of the Kenshuushei could be competitive for having the smallest breasts in H!P. However, its debatable whether any of them actually qualify. I could reasonably argue to have the “smallest boobs” one must first have boobs!

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♥ on May 10, 2015 at 06:22 said:

Unlike Haruna, Miyabi actually has… sex appeal (?), with or without boobs she is still sexy, even Chinami can sometimes have that aura, Haruna’s body is so flat, you can’t even imagine a woman LOL

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- Anonymous on May 10, 2015 at 16:41 said:
  
  Plus: Miya has an amazing ass.
  
  http://i.imgur.com/7vf6CTG.gifv
  http://i.imgur.com/IVt7E7P.gifv
  
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Z on May 10, 2015 at 16:23 said:

B-but flat is justice!

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That guy on May 13, 2015 at 17:56 said:

Surprised that no one mentioned Karin.

https://36.media.tumblr.com/8178486b9a3553df6a69b0ef86fdd6fa/tumblr_no9br3XmvK1s6mgfho1_400.jpg

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- Anonymous on May 14, 2015 at 16:49 said:
  
  No, her’s are just right…
  
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- Oliver Manlulu on November 3, 2015 at 16:06 said:
  
  Mostly because Karin is also learning how to be an ikemen.
  (I can imagine all the wota going: “My goodness, short hair = ikemen. So judgemental.”)
  
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Anonymous on May 14, 2015 at 07:53 said:

Tsunku has the flattest tits in HP

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- Anonymous on May 14, 2015 at 11:09 said:
  
  Nah I’m pretty sure Harunan’s are still smaller
  
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Anonymous on August 6, 2017 at 14:52 said:

Miya needs fucked

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