1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:06:15.49 0.net
There were so many people in the train today when I got in that there wasn’t even room to sit down. And so before I’d noticed it… this older man next to me had started groping me. It pissed me off so much, I just roundhouse kicked him right then and there, and the man flew away by the sheer force of my kick.
… That’s the dream I had yesterday. (・o・) I was unbelievably strong in the dream! I only wish I could become as strong in real life. My roundhouse kick was so smooth, I can still remember the sensation of it. (laughs)
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:10:40.04 0.net
The “older man” is obviously a metaphor for “wota.”
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:11:17.01 0.net
Reina looks like her bones are really, really weak though.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:11:27.80 0.net
Well, Gaki-san did teach her how to defend herself against train molesters.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:14:55.14 0.net
>>10
I wonder if that training has come in handy?
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:23:39.17 0.net
Train molesters only go for the quiet-looking ones. They’d never make the mistake of putting their hands on a type like Tanaka.
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:37:55.17 0.net
>>1
Reina hates trains so much that she’s famous for never riding one.
69: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:40:17.27 0.net
>>66
She only commutes by taxi, right?
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:22:20.60 0.net
Reina’s become a very capable internet troll.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:23:21.40 0.net
If only it wasn’t for the unbelievable part of her being on a train. Any true Reina wota won’t be fooled.
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:15:29.53 0.net
I’d pay a thousand yen to be roundhouse kicked by Reina.
Tanaka Reina: “No.”
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 12:45:32.92 0
Q. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Yoshizawa: “Yes!”
Takahashi: “I think so, yes.”
Konno: “Yes! It was so touching…”
Ogawa: “I must have, yes! (laughs)”
Niigaki: “Yes! Moreover, it was together with my mom! I was so surprised!”
Fujimoto: “Yes.”
Kamei: “Yes! I went to see a meteor shower so I got to make lots of wishes that night!”
Michishige: “Yes! Once I saw more than 100 in just one day. I still remember all of my family being so moved. ♪”
Tanaka: “No.”
Kusumi: “Yes! When we were in Hong Kong for our fan club tour, we were watching the night view together with everyone and suddenly I just saw this sparkle! It was over so fast, I forgot to make a wish. ^^”
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 12:46:43.38 0
She’s the only one…
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 12:48:38.42 0
Must be her squinty eyes, huh!
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 12:50:29.93 0
Looks like Tanaka is aware of how she’s perceived on 2ch.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 12:50:57.40 0
Reina sure is desperate. She doesn’t have to go that out of her way to emphasize her “left out” character.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 12:48:43.75 0
Q. Do you have boobs?
Yoshizawa: “Yes!”
Takahashi: “I think so, yes.”
Konno: “Yes! It was so touching…”
Ogawa: “I must have, yes! (laughs)”
Niigaki: “Yes! Moreover, it was together with my mom! I was so surprised!”
Fujimoto: “Yes.”
Kamei: “Yes! I went to see a meteor shower so I got to make lots of wishes that night!”
Michishige: “Yes! Once I saw more than 100 in just one day. I still remember all of my family being so moved. ♪”
Tanaka: “No.”
Kusumi: “Yes! When we were in Hong Kong for our fan club tour, we were watching the night view together with everyone and suddenly I just saw this sparkle! It was over so fast, I forgot to make a wish. ^^”
208: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 13:23:17.95 O
Q. Have you ever hung around with the other members in private?
Yoshizawa: “Yes!”
Takahashi: “I think so, yes.”
Konno: “Yes! It was so touching…”
Ogawa: “I must have, yes! (laughs)”
Niigaki: “Yes! Moreover, it was together with my mom! I was so surprised!”
Fujimoto: “Yes.”
Kamei: “Yes! We went to see a meteor shower so I got to make lots of wishes that night!”
Michishige: “Yes! Once I hung around with them more than 100 times in just one day. I still remember all of my family being so moved. ♪”
Tanaka: “No.”
Kusumi: “Yes! When we were in Hong Kong for our fan club tour, we were watching the night view together with everyone aside from Tanaka.”
212: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 13:24:57.24 0
>>208
You’re awful, Kusumi. (laughs)
247: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 13:37:30.19 O
Q. Have you ever worn a bra larger than a B cup?
Yoshizawa: “Yes!”
Takahashi: “I think so, yes.”
Konno: “Yes! It was so touching…”
Ogawa: “I must have, yes! (laughs)”
Niigaki: “Yes! Moreover, I bought one together with my mom! I was so surprised!”
Fujimoto: “Yes.”
Kamei: “Yes! I went to see a meteor shower so I got to make lots of wishes that night!”
Michishige: “Yes! Once I wore more than 100 pairs in just one day. I still remember all of my family being so moved. ♪”
Tanaka: “No.”
Kusumi: “Yes! When we were in Hong Kong for our fan club tour, we went to an underwear clothes store together with everyone and suddenly I just saw this sparkle! It was over so fast, I forgot to put in the padding. ^^”
250: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 13:38:39.11 0
>>247
Teacher! Fujimoto is lying again!
251: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/16(火) 13:38:43.17 O
>>247
Fujimoto… (laughs)
Tanaka Reina is a Catholic
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/05(土) 23:33:09.12 0
This is according to a friend of mine from Hakata who’s also Catholic himself.
Reina used to go to the Hakozaki Catholic Church. Starting from elementary school, she also went to a church in Minoshima. Apparently she even now occasionally goes to the Hakozaki Catholic Church every once in a while. My friend now lives in Tokyo, but according to his mom, Reina still drops by for visits to the Hakozaki church whenever she’s back home in Fukuoka.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/05(土) 23:33:54.34 0
Same as me, huh.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/06(日) 02:12:36.04 0
Summary from the last thread:
– Reina often wears earrings of the Cross.
– “reina” is “anier” backwards → アニエル (anieru) → Aniel, one of the seven archangels in Jewish lore, also associated with Venus; the angel who represents “greed” of the seven deadly sins.
– There’s even a cross inside the kanji of 田中 (Tanaka).
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/06(日) 02:01:14.18 0
Reinya is a virgin.
Henkka: Everyone knows religious symbols in Japan are never used without a proper understanding of what they mean. Arguments about Reina’s crosses being mere fashion items will be ignored. No. No. Stop it. Shhhh… just let it go…
Sources: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/40092906.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50806455.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50938107.html
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HAHAHA. No.
it made me laugh how all those answers fitted random questions xD konno’s had me laughing everytime
thanks for the translations always :D
Reina and Gakisan are getting along really well in that vid. I thought those two hated each other before, was that a false rumor? (Reina and Niggaki hating each other)
Idols must be good actors.
That video is from after they got along again.
Reina: “Fuck you!!”
*roundhouse kicks me*
Me: *quickly ducks and gropes her boobs really hard*
Reina: *squeals* “ouch… ah.. ouch” *stumbles down*
Me: *immediately let go of her* “I am so sorry, someone just pushed me from behind, did you get hurt somewhere…. so sorry”
Reina: *absolutely furious* *lost for words, embarrassed, just stares at me with rage*
Me: *tries to pull her up* “I am so sorry again, you alright?”
Reina: *snarls* “don’t you touch me” “don’t come at me”
Me:*looks sympathetic and pulls back*
When the stop arrives, and when she is just about to get down, I give her a well placed kick up her butt… and grins mischievously at her and disappear in the crowd before she could gather herself…
Not again. -.-;; Keep your perversions to yourself.
what are you saying? the prospect of getting to kick Reina’s butt is an extreme turn on…. just to see her expression, I would really risk it…
/yawn
I have to wonder if you’re even trying anymore LOL
Looks like the steady stream of downvoting has affected your game =P
A Maa-chan and a Reina thread in one day? You have made my week, Henkka. (No, I don’t have much going on)
Having brought up as a Catholic, I wonder if Reina is truly one. Though her being Yankee fashioned makes me doubt it.
She does wear alot of crosses though, theres way more than the pics that were posted
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:11:17.01 0.net
Reina looks like her bones are really, really weak though.
Maybe the platinum era reina would have really brittle bones and break her leg attempting a roundhouse but this 2014 Reina is quite a bit bigger and healthier than the old school version so i think a roundhouse would actually do some damage since shes no longer starving herself
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Am I really the only one shocked that Reina was dreaming about being groped?! Dafuq. We all know that Reina’s a real softy, so it’s nice to see that she dreams about being strong! Keep dreaming Reina <3!
Just an after-thought, but I would not want to be the person who gropes Reina when Maa-chan is with her. The situation would probably go something like this.
Wota: **Gropes Reina**
Reina: HENTAI!!!
Wota: Ah, ah, i’m sorry.
Maa-chan: Tanasa-tan, are you okay?, did he hurt you?
Wota: Ah, ah, i’m sorry, my hand slipped.
Reina: No, no, i’m okay. **>To Masaki**
Maa-chan: DID YOU TOUCH MY TANASA-TAN?!
Wota: No no, my hand slipped…
Maa-chan: **Stares down the wota until he feels uncomfortable**
Reina: Let’s go.
Maa-chan: **Still staring down the wota until he walks away.**
Reina: Lets go!
Maa-chan: Ok! <3, can we get some ice cream?
It should be no surprise that Reina dreams of beating hentai guys up. Reina is such a bad ass character that they named a Womens Wrestling promotion after her in Japan.
LOL as if anyone in the right mind would try to mess with Reina…especially if they knew who she was!
And Henkka, I’m gonna need a mop to clean up that flood of sarcasm you just unleashed…^_^
: ) I’d rather live in a world where girls just laugh and tell you to cut it out, and If you do cut it out, it’s all good. : )
surprisingly Reina was in same generation with Mikitty.. Both have strong personalities (yankee). And i think Gaki-san was a persistent-strong personalities too (but softer one), i hardly saw Gaki-Reina/Mikitty moments (maybe just a few). Mostly Reina with Sayu/Eri, and Gaki with Ai-chan..