If Berryz Koubou was level 99 & Things likely to be found on Berryz Koubou’s computers

Posted by Henkka on May 6, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. 6 comments

If Berryz Koubou was level 99

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:27:30.55 P
Kumai-chan could reach the sun.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:28:46.79 0
Sugaya would literally become Janis Joplin herself.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:30:24.29 0
90% of all women around the world would start styling their hair in Momochi musubi.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:31:04.71 0
Sudo would be the mother of two. Her eldest son would already be 13 years old.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:35:19.63 0
Miyabi-chan would have huge boobs.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:31:31.20 P
You could actually use Momochi musubi as writing implements.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:36:55.25 0
Chinami would be pitch black.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:37:29.49 0
>>17
But she already is.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:36:59.07 0
Miyabi-chan would have a miraculously round face.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:37:00.38 0
Everyone would receive honorary citizenship of Thailand.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:39:25.29 0
The latest “Risako is completely done for” announcements would run on as scrolling tickers on TV.

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:42:49.73 0
No matter where in the world you were, Kumai-chan could see you.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:45:20.40 0
Around what level are they now?

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:46:54.81 0
>>57
1

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:48:23.66 0
>>63
Eight years in and they’re still at level 1? (laughs)

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:46:05.14 0
South Korea, having its access to sunlight robbed after Kumai-chan’s shadow fell on them, would file a lawsuit against her.

112: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:00:14.16 0
Art drawn by Captain would be displayed at The Louvre.

122: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:02:14.15 0
Risako would decline doing any of the work given to her.

131: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:04:06.30 0
>>122
When Tsunku♂ tried to give her lip about it, she’d punch him in the face.

126: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:02:46.38 0
Risako’s hair would become transparent.

134: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:04:49.05 i
Momochi’s pinky drill would cause bloodshed.

135: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:04:53.06 0
Chinami would acquire the skill of being able to sleep for a week straight.

137: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:05:47.29 0
Miyabi-chan would shave her head. The wota would praise her for this.

262: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:35:09.09 0
Chinami could remember the pi further than a supercomputer.

263: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:35:12.42 0
The mysterious disappearance of the tomato family of fruit.

266: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:35:39.65 0
If you simultaneously played all singles Berryz Koubou has released thus far, they’d make for a single complete song.

312: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:45:55.48 0
Even their wota could dance as good as EXILE.

328: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:58:41.86 0
Chinami would only wake up once every four years.

330: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 01:01:42.46 0
“Cha cha la cha” would be so fun, it’d bring world peace.

188: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/07(土) 00:17:25.99 0
They could live even without you.

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Things likely to be found on
Berryz Koubou’s computers

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/01 22:56:42
Kumai-chan has Vista.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/01 23:05:40
2ch in their favorites.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/01 23:16:44
I wonder which of them has their desktop filled with icons?

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:37:34
>>7
Captain and Kumai-chan of course.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/01 23:33:08
The F5 key is all shiny.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 07:04:39
Miyabi-chan’s browser is full of toolbars.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 07:32:04
Maasa has two monitors.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 07:34:32
Kumai-chan still uses IE6.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 07:44:25
Pretty much everyone uses GOM Player.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:25:23
Risako doesn’t change anything at all about the initial settings.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:33:21
Kumai-chan is the only one to use a tower configuration.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:42:17
Captain likes cleanliness so I think her desktop would be pretty tidy.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:56:35
>>24
But she seems she’d also leave icons hanging around just because they look trendy.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:46:36
Miyabi-chan seems like she has around 50 windows open in the background because she thinks minimizing is the same thing as closing.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:54:22
Risako turning her computer off using the power button.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 08:54:41
Maasa’s favorites are all X-rated Prince of Tennis sites.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 09:15:18
Chinami uses English input.

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 09:38:28
Kumai-chan sitting on front of her PC, endlessly going “…Eh! Wait! Wait a minute!“

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 10:04:33
Miyabi-chan’s computer doesn’t start up.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 10:33:57
Risako: “I didn’t do anything. It just broke.“

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 13:47:26
Chinami’s computer exploding.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 14:31:39
Momoko getting getting hooked on the games in the accessories.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 15:43:20
Maasa’s computer always breaks starting from the return key.

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 15:49:09
Saying stuff like “return key” exposes your age, you know.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/02 22:21:04
Kumai-chan going “‘Do you want to save changes before closing?’ Yes, yes I do!” before clicking “No” and looking all astonished.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/03 07:20:37
Berryz meetings over Skype.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/03 10:18:38
Chinami buying a new keyboard because inputting numbers isn’t working.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/03 12:34:39
Natsuyaki: “The internet is broken.“

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/03 14:15:59
Captain looking at the questions she’d been receiving from fans on her blog, writing them down on her notebook and celebrating how answering all those questions just got a lot easier.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/03 15:20:52
Chinami leaving hateful comments on Momochi! Yurushite Nyan Taisou (MV).

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/03 14:52:59
Kumai-chan carefully watching over the computer shut down all the way to the end.

Henkka: As a former IT support guy, just reading #40 made me cringe.

Source: http://blog.livedoor.jp/mbcmsm/archives/10912903.html, http://matomeldo.doorblog.jp/archives/37798763.html

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6 comments on “If Berryz Koubou was level 99 & Things likely to be found on Berryz Koubou’s computers”

  1. at lvl 99 Captain Saki would become captain (prime minister) of japan and Yurushite Nyan Taisou would be adopted as its national anthem

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  2. at lvl 99 Risako’s hair color would naturally change colors every week by itself

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    • How about if her hair gradually cycled through the entire rainbow of colors, constantly throughout the day?

      I used to have a fiber-optic Christmas tree like that. It could definitely be done with hair extensions and a battery pack ^_^ Make this happen, HelloPro!

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  3. At level 99 Maasa would be the winner of wrestling and boxing every year even without holding a competition.

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  4. Somehow, I got stuck pondering the colors of their socks in the first picture for a while. And Miyabi’s lack of socks, at that. Momochi is the only one with a light color, while Kumai and Tokunaga have darker ones. The color always matches whatever color accent they wear on the upper part of their outfits, except in the case of Miyabi’s missing socks.

    Why am I thinking about this?

    > Risako: “I didn’t do anything. It just broke.“

    Aaah, not this!

    Not many guesses about Momochi’s PC. She’s kind of hard to read, huh?

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