1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:27:36.53 0
Dammit… it’s so humiliating…
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:28:46.28 0
Quit working for such an evil company.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:29:55.36 0
You should say your religious beliefs prohibit you from doing so.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:31:18.55 0
That’s like being forced to commit blasphemy. I would never agree to doing it. (laughs)
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:31:57.36 O
Of course I feel sorry about the drinking party, but more than that I feel sorry about the fact that you’re working somewhere where people like AKB that much. Being surrounded by the constant, distinctive odor of middle-aged men… you poor thing.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:34:13.61 0
The right thing to do for an H!P wota would be to resign and become homeless.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:39:29.39 O
If you go in wearing your oshi’s T-shirt under your dress shirt and you commit suicide by burning yourself alive then and there, people will worship you as a martyr.
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:40:04.85 0
Just dance, dance as you swallow those tears of bitterness. (laughs)
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:42:23.34 0
Sue them for power harassment.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:44:56.23 0
I don’t think a company where they’d do H!P songs even exists. (laughs)
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:45:47.26 0
It’s not too late to change it to Dance de Bakoon!
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:46:19.26 0
>>44
Like anyone would know it. (laughs)
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:48:41.75 0
That’d never happen to me since I’ve made it common knowledge at my place of work that I’m an H!P wota who’s also anti-AKB.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:52:11.66 0
Tell them: “I may have joined your company, but I have no intention of selling my soul to the devil.“
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:57:00.68 0
Back when I was still a new hire at my company, I was shoulder-to-shoulder, locking eyes with my coworker cutie singing Momusu together. It was a good time.
75: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 22:04:13.49 0
When the “one two three four!” in Heavy Rotation comes up, drown it out by screaming “MASSARA BLUE JEANS!“
88: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 22:28:32.37 0
I danced to Aitakatta at a friend’s wedding last year. It was humiliating, but I got the guys who I was dancing it with teach me and we ended up dancing it better than AKB themselves.
91: 狼１の優良コテ ◆M4Oiv9pfrE 2012/11/25(日) 22:36:14.80 0
I’m jobless, but I would definitely decline.
I’d do it if it was Pyoko Pyoko Ultra though.
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 22:39:36.45 0
Just complain of sudden stomach pain.
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 22:46:49.43 O
>>1
The better your position at the company gets, the more you’ll be able to support H!P by buying stuff. Just think of it like that, do your best and go in wearing your oshi T under your shirt. Oh, and you’ll probably have to watch their music videos a lot in preparation for it, but remember…
…you better not betray us, yeah?
How to say just enough to
not out yourself as a wota
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:27:20 0
〇 How many members are there now?
△ I guess there’s like 10 of them or so?
✕ With the four members of 5th gen, the four of 6th gen and Kusumi and Yoshizawa, that makes 10.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:06:22 0
〇 I think Mikitty might be the most popular member.
△ But lately this girl Takahashi Ai really stands out.
✕ Tanaka Reina’s actually getting pretty big lately.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:06:48 0
△ Apparently they do futsal.
✕ I think they’re called Gatas Bril-something-or-the-other
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:07:32 0
〇 Ayaya’s not a member of Morning Musume.
✕ Morning Musume 4th Protegee Audition Grand Prix
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:08:15 0
〇 Peace
✕ Usa-chan Peace
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:08:18 0
〇 Minimoni
✕ Ecomoni
142: 名無し募集中。。。[sage] 2005/09/09(金) 21:57:04 0
〇 I can’t tell Tsuji and Kago apart.
△ Kago-chan is the chubby one, right?
✕ Which one’s Nono?
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:12:16 0
〇 I really can’t tell Tsuji and Kago apart.
✕ I’m sorry that Aibon’s boobs are so huge.
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:27:31 0
〇 You don’t see them on TV lately.
✕ Their late-night program being cut from 10 to 7 minutes really hurts, right?
101: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:40:58 O
〇 Gomattou
△ Nochiura Natsumi
✕ DEF.DIVA
128: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:50:52 0
〇 She’s from Hokkaido, right?
✕ She was born on 1981.8.10, is from Muroran, Hokkaido and is blood type A.
139: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:55:17 0
〇 I listen to that late-night 1 o’clock radio show hosted by Ayaya.
✕ OyaCharmy.
309: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 22:58:04 0
〇 I like Momusu.
△ They have good songs every now and then.
✕ I-I-I-I’m not a wota or anything…
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/09(金) 21:56:21 0
〇 The popular members are all graduating.
△ Gomaki graduating at the peak of her popularity was really weird.
✕ But the one I really didn’t get was Rinne’s retirement from Country Musume.
Henkka: I hope this will be of great help to you:
△ Sayu
✕ Chayu
Sources: http://blog.livedoor.jp/sg12dream/archives/20602687.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/okamip/archives/50037358.html
Poor guy…
The second one was an awesome blast from the past. Thanks Henkka!
#75- When the “one two three four!” in Heavy Rotation comes up, drown it out by screaming “MASSARA BLUE JEANS!“
LOL!
i don’t hate AKB but that comment was the one that made laugh so hard xD
Actually Henkka, it’s more like:
△ Sayu
✕ Chaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:34:13.61 0
The right thing to do for an H!P wota would be to resign and become homeless.
For somebody that righteous he wont be out of work and homeless for long lol
〇 Yoshizawa Hitomi
△ Yossie
✕ Ganko ittetsu
〇 Looks like Morning Musume have cute girls.
△ Michishige-san is cute
✕ RihoRiho kawaii!!!
I think your comment may be almost better than this entire thread. Good job!
〇 I like the japanese song that featured in the latest Wolvarine Movie.
△ I think that the song sung buy Mikitty.
✕ Sexy Otonajan is one of my favorite H!P shuffle unit because there were both Megu and Miya in the group,
〇 oh really that Sayumi girl is about to graduate?
△ after so long being a member she’s graduating, that’s sad :’)
✕ CHAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TT_____TT
It would depend on the song. If I had to dance to any recent AKB songs I’d be done lol
〇 I found this crazy Japanese girl group on YouTube. It’s for babies or something.
△ I found out where the Dramatic Prairie Dog meme came from!
✕ Minimoni is actually parodied in one of Weezer’s music videos.
〇 Morning Musume is still active??? Ehh, and that girl that calls herself cute all the time became the leader and shes graduating soon… How old is she now, like 30 lol
△ Wow Michisige Sayumi is finally graduating… How longs it been, like over 10 years right.. We’ll they’ve been pretty popular lately, 4 or 5 #1 singles in a row or so ive heard so congrats to her i guess
✕ Sayu no!!!! Dont leave us when Kohaku is so close within our grasp… I swear if UFA doesnt give her the biggest graduation concert ever i’ll shed a tear…. Wonder if i can skip some bills this month to order more pink pen lights
☢ If Kamei doesnt show up for Shige sama’s graduation then i fear i may have to retire my dream of ever seeing the goddess again on stage… Dear lord, please let me hear the Ooki Hitomi music play and our Rokkies appear on stage one last time, i promise i will never ask you for anything else for as long as live
〇 C-ute has 5 members
△ C-ute originally was a 7 member group
✕ Murakami Megumi was the first member of C-ute to graduate
I remember in KuroBara variety show where the Renai Hunter line up was there (along with Fairies), Nakazawa was also there and she said, it does not matter what songs to sing in karaoke. I kinda was surprised to the loyalty of the 9ki & 10ki members to only support HaroPro songs.