Fan reports from individual handshake event held on 3/23.
【朗報】まーちゃんがヲタに握手で香水をかける事案発生！
— つるたろー (@makoto09281365) March 23, 2014
[Good news] Reports of Maa-chan spraying wota with perfume at handshake event have started popping up!
佐藤に個別で香水かけられたwww ブース入ったらなんかとりあえずうちのお腹に向かってワンプッシュされて自分にワンプッシュして最後手首の洋服めくられてワンプッシュされたwww何事？？？wwwwwwとりあえずヒナコ佐藤の香水くさいwww
— キナコ@寺田TO (@samasaki10) March 23, 2014
Sato sprayed perfume on me at the individual handshake event! (laughs) When I got into the booth, she started off by spraying once at my stomach, once at herself, and finally rolling up my sleeve and spraying my wrist, too. (laughs) What the…??? (laughs) Whatever. Now I stink like her perfume. (laughs)
ま「あー！来たー！！」 ぱ「なんか、まーちゃんと握手した手がいい匂いってみんな言ってるんだけど、香水つけてる？」 ま「うん！！」と言って、机の横に置いてある香水を見せてくれるｗそして、吹き掛けたそうだったので右手首を差し出すと、豪快にプッシュしてくれたｗ ぱ「ありがとうｗｗｗ」
— ぱりお (@parimitter) March 23, 2014
Maa: “Ah, it’s you!!”
Me: “Everyone’s saying their hands smell good after shaking hands with you. Are you wearing perfume?”
Me: “Yep!!”
She then showed me the perfume she had stashed away at the side of the table. (laughs) Since she looked like she was about to spray me, I willfully presented her with my right wrist and she then excitedly sprayed it. (laughs)
Me: “Thanks. (laughs)”
まーちゃんが個別握手会で来るヲタ来るヲタに吹き掛けていた香水がこちら http://t.co/5xJ1aFgPeu
— ぱりお (@parimitter) March 23, 2014
Here’s the perfume Maa-chan was spraying on the wota coming to her handshake event. http://www.aquasavon.jp/product/eaude/eaude03.php
まーちゃんに吹きかけられた香水の香りが取れない(*_*)結構みんな殺虫剤のように吹きかけられてたなw
— どくお (@d0ku0) March 23, 2014
I can’t get rid of the smell of Maa-chan’s perfume. (*_*) She was pretty much spraying it on everyone like it was pesticide. (laughs)
Some other fan reports.
生田ブースから 生田「はるなん！好きよ！」 飯窪「ありがとう！えりぽん！」 という会話がw 個別チェキ開始待ち列なうです
— みぃ禿♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪ (@miiiiim_mii) March 23, 2014
Conversation overheard from Ikuta’s booth. (laughs)
Ikuta: “Harunan! Love you!”
Iikubo: “Thank you! Eripon!”Now waiting in line for the individual cheki event.
【鞘師1部】 さ＜まーちゃんに「おっちょこちょい」とか「ポニョ」とか言われまくってるけど 鞘＜ホントですよ！ｗ さ＜最近特に言われすぎじゃない？ｗ 鞘＜ホントに！先輩なのに！ｗ さ＜先輩を敬えって叱っとくね 鞘＜あっ、でもでも、いじられてるのは嬉しいんですｗ さ＜嬉しいんかいｗ
— さぼてぃ☆ヤッホーダイナミック (@sabotty) March 23, 2014
[Sayashi 1st session]
Me: “Maa-chan’s calling you names like “scatterbrain” and “Ponyo” all the time!”
Sayashi: “I know! (laughs)”
Me: “But isn’t she saying stuff like that an especially lot as of late? (laughs)”
Sayashi: “She so is! Even though I’m her senior! (laughs)”
Me: “I’ll scold her by saying she should show proper respect to her seniors, yeah?”
Sayashi: “Ah, but… I like it when she teases me. (laughs)”
Me: “You like it?! (laughs)”
娘。個握 飯窪③ 私『グレーTってぶっちゃけどう？』 飯「あー…そもそもあまり着てる人が居ないですよね？」 私『居ないねwあのTシャツで自分の推しわかるの？』 飯「いやぁ…正直分からないですね(笑)」 私『やっぱりそうなんだ？？』 グレーT買わないなー！！
— たなちゅー (@1020_md) March 23, 2014
Musume individual handshakes, Iikubo ③
Me: “Be honest: what do you think about the grey T-shirts?”
Iikubo: “Ah… It doesn’t look like there’s too many people wearing them, right?”
Me: “True. (laughs) Would you even be able to tell someone was your oshi if they were wearing that T-shirt?”
Iikubo: “Mmmm… Honestly, I don’t think I would. (laughs)”
Me: “Right?!”So not buying a grey T-shirt!!
ぱ「久々にまーちゃんと握手して楽しかったよ〜あとはバースデーイベントが当たるように毎日祈っておくｗ」 ま「うん！」 ぱ「そう言えば、あんまり香音ちゃんのお腹ばっかり触っちゃだめだよｗ」 ま「いや、ここ（胸）触ってるからｗ」 ぱ「えっ！だめじゃん！ｗ」 ま「キャハハハハｗｗｗ」
— ぱりお (@parimitter) March 23, 2014
Me: “I had fun shaking hands with you again, Maa-chan! I’m going to pray every day that I manage to get a ticket to the birthday event. (laughs)”
Maa: “Yep!”
Me: “Oh and by the way, don’t touch Kanon-chan’s stomach too much, okay? (laughs)”
Maa: “No, (signals at chest) I touch her here. (laughs)”
Me: “What!?! That’s even worse! (laughs)”
Maa: “Kyahahahaha. (laughs)”
モー娘。個別握手まぁちゃんとの会話 F「もう7時だよ？そろそろ握手疲れたでしょ？」 まぁ「（握手外して手を振る）ぜ〜んぜん！」 まぁ「あのさ〜！椎茸の次に美味しい物わかる？」 F「ん〜ピーマンかな？（適当）」 まぁ「（バッテンポーズしながら）外れ！エリンギでした！」 F「？？？」
— fumy@頑張れヲタ活（自分） (@fumy0829) March 23, 2014
Momusu individual handshakes, chat with Maa-chan:
Me: “It’s 7 already. You must be getting tired from all the handshakes.”
Maa: “No, not at all!”
Maa: “Hey! Do you know what the most delicious thing after shiitake mushrooms is?”
Me: “Ummm. Bell pepper maybe?”
Maa: “(Does cross mark with arms) Wrong! It’s eringi mushrooms!”
Me: “???”
As a completely unrelated bonus, a couple of translated fan reports from a recent Juice=Juice event.
3/16 J=J event. Since humans are said to have evolved from monkeys, Takagi said Katsuta Rina had asked her if she'd failed to evolve.
— Wota in Translation (@wotatranslation) March 16, 2014
3/16 J=J event. Takeuchi Akari has Takagi's number saved as "Monkey", so Takagi in turn has Takeuchi saved as "Oden."
— Wota in Translation (@wotatranslation) March 16, 2014
3/16 J=J event. Kanazawa: "Oda and me aren't very close yet." Takagi: "You're not even hitting her or anything." Kanazawa: "No. Not yet."
— Wota in Translation (@wotatranslation) March 16, 2014
Henkka: Seeing as most of my previous sources have started posting Twitter fan reports, I thought I’d give it a try as well. Let me know in the comments if you think I should keep doing posts like these, too (in addition to the 2ch stuff of course).
Sources (jp): http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/37853155.html, http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/37706146.html
i love it!
please doing like this again in the future ; especialy with funny one
GREAT!
For some context on the mushrooms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVwPxZX1RdI
Pretty impressive she’d know that!
Good catch! I can’t pretend I remembered that particular moment of Eri greatness. Will update the post accordingly. Thanks!
I think she spends time with Sayu who watches Eri videos on youtube like the rest of us Eri fans.
Ya these are great. Nothing like seeing twitter reports right after an event.
Posts like this are very much welcomed!
That’s cool ! Yes for Twitter reports o/
That’s my Rinapuu buuuurn !
Seems Riho is another who has been totally won over by Ma-chan.
LOL Maachan’s handshake is too much fun! I want Maachan to sray perfume on me, too
Shuwapoku!!!
And Maachan likes touching Zukki’s boobs LOL
OMG This post is the best. Laughing at Rinappu’s tyranny wwww
More Twitter repost please! So funny :)
Those reports from the J=J event are first hand? Anyway, interesting post.
And, be careful, Oda!
Not first hand, no, although I was actually considering going to that very event since the venue is relatively close to where I currently live. I don’t go to many handshake events since, like some fans, I really don’t have much I want to say to them.
You can go for the free perfume spraying.
Well, these reports did make me reconsider attending more. I mean, what real man with any sense of self-respect wouldn’t want to smell like 2,000 yen emerald soap perfume meant for teenage girls?
Better buy me some tickets right away.
Exactly. That’s like, fresh lolicon scent.
Ah, I was just wondering due to the self-attribution on those tweets. Besides, that °C-ute event you wrote about once seemed like it had turned out well enough.
Ah. My bad, I should’ve specified it more clearly. Those were from the second source I listed. And yeah, that °C-ute event worked out pretty well as far as that whole aspect goes. I consider it an exception to the rule. ;)
Hahaha omg these are awesome! I had no idea Rinapuu had such a sharp tongue xD
And I KNEW I heard that mushroom joke somewhere before! If that fan was telling the truth, it just made my day! Also, if you bought that perfume, you’d smell like Maa-chan :P
If you ever get bored of 2ch posts, looks like twitter posts are a great alternative ;)
This post is great!
Now I’ll know what Maachan smells like. Gotta go to the mall later and buy that soon-to-be-cocaine of mine.
Hell yes!!!! Keep up the good work, dont matter if its twitter or message boards i love hearing stories about the member….
Just when i thought i had got away, Maa-chan reeled me back in lol… I had just said that Devil Kanatomo threads had become my favorite then Henkka dropped this Maa-chan loaded bomb on me smh…. I’m sorry Maa-chan for ever doubting you, i just got possessed by the Devil Tomo for a bit…Frickin Maa-chan even dropped a Kamei Eri joke, gotta love her for that
This is too funny
Henkka, do you have any translated threads on the newer kenshuusei? Particularly what wota think of the 20th gen?
Super funny!
And Maa never fails to entertain. Somehow it feels like she was ment to be part of some Anime related, local idol group. Being so outgoing and with all that close wota contact.
I’m happy she ended up in Mosume!
I would love to see more twitter fan reports.
Thank you for all that you do, Henkka.
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I’m definently following all these guys
I must be the only one who’s not amused by Masaki’s insanity. :/
How can you call such a cute girl INSANE? …She’s CRAZY, not insane.
…there’s a difference, I swear.
Plus, those wota probably smelled pretty bad. If you had some lovely perfume on hand, I’m sure you’d consider doing the same ^_^
thus it’s time for you to quit being a hater. Life is joyful, buddy, you can find it on simple things like Masaki’s antics. :D
Yes, you are the only one. But it is just the matter of time until you become her followers
That will never happen.
I saw these reports earlier, reposted from Twitter on to Tumblr, and I must say that I’m super-meccha-excited that you posted them here, Henkka! And with additional content and commentary!
When I get out to Japan in the near future, I will happily volunteer to drag, er, accompany you out to many H!P events…especially handshake events! We all know that those are the best =D
Think of all the great times we could have, being sprayed with young girls’ perfume and getting arrested later that day for smelling like we just kidnapped a boatload of lolis!
FUN!!
ADVENTURE!!!
I think we have a scary one here…
kidnapping is bad, man. carries a potential death sentence in my world.
I love it! keep the good work!!
IMO, it doesn’t matter if the translated stuff about the girls comes from 2ch or twitter, its all good anyway, so keep em coming! Thanks for doing this!
It would be great if you could keep doing the twitter reports too, Henkka!
Thanks for the hard work! :]
It’s always interesting to read the fun and crazy things H!P members do (specially if it’s from Maa-chan and Rose Quartz-sama lol)
Also, I found it cute that Riho actually likes being teased by Maa-chan ^^ She’s a more reserved type of girl, so it was surprising that she admitted it. Their friendship is adorable :3