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Fukumura Mizuki finally touches on the subject of her boobs!!!

Posted by Henkka on March 26, 2014

Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: Fukumura Mizuki. 47 comments

@ai23jan1
“Top 5 women’s behavior that men find annoying” as researched by a women’s magazine.
3rd: “Overemphasizing one’s chest”

Iikubo & Ishida: “Phew, great!!! That’s a relief since we don’t have any!!!”
Michishige: “How about you, Fuku-chan? Well, I guess in your case it’s everyone else saying things. You don’t make a big deal about it yourself, right?”
Fukumura (embarrassed, hiding behind Eripon): “Mizuki isn’t like that…”
(cont.)

@ai23jan1
(cont.)
Fukumura: “……Kanon-chan’s are bigger.”
Suzuki: “Hey, stop it!” (hides behind Sayashi)
Michishige: “Well, being embarrassed about it is just cute, right? They don’t boast about it at all. If anyone, it’s Harunan that does. Constantly going all “I have no boobs.”“

6 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:06:00.49 0
Boobs are righteousness.

8 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:06:55.19 0
“Fukumura (embarrassed, hiding behind Eripon): “Mizuki isn’t like that…“”
Uooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

12 ：名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止：2014/03/09(日) 19:08:14.42 0
What do you mean by “like that“?!?!?!?!

Sato Masaki sprays wota with perfume at handshake event! (+ other fan reports from Twitter)

Posted by Henkka on March 24, 2014

Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice, Morning Musume. Tags: Kanazawa Tomoko, Sato Masaki, Takagi Sayuki. 37 comments

Fan reports from individual handshake event held on 3/23.

【朗報】まーちゃんがヲタに握手で香水をかける事案発生！

— tsuru'24 (@tsr09281992) March 23, 2014

[Good news] Reports of Maa-chan spraying wota with perfume at handshake event have started popping up!

https://twitter.com/samasaki10/statuses/447675450622369792

Sato sprayed perfume on me at the individual handshake event! (laughs) When I got into the booth, she started off by spraying once at my stomach, once at herself, and finally rolling up my sleeve and spraying my wrist, too. (laughs) What the…??? (laughs) Whatever. Now I stink like her perfume. (laughs)

If Kanatomo was a convenience store clerk & if you were on a date with Kanatomo

Posted by Henkka on March 22, 2014

Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice. Tags: Kanazawa Tomoko. 25 comments

If Kanatomo was a convenience store clerk

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:55:49.37 ID:0
She wouldn’t let you use their toilet.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:56:47.16 ID:0
She wouldn’t give you back your change.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:57:44.40 ID:0
She spits in the oden stew.

175: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:29:59.53 ID:0
>>8
I’d hope so. (laughs)

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:58:20.12 ID:0
She’d be snacking on things from the store in the back room at regular intervals.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:58:24.39 ID:0
If what you bought didn’t exceed 500 yen, she’d be whispering under her breath about what a pathetic little man you are.

If Maa-chan was a lawyer

Posted by Henkka on March 21, 2014

Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: Sato Masaki. 11 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 20:55:03.30 O
川* ^_〉^)＜ Objection!

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 20:57:02.53 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Prosecutor, you’re such a meanie!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:01:04.53 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Cross-examination, cross-examination, cross-examination… Gyahahaha!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:09:03.27 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ It’s okay as long as you don’t get caught.
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ No it isn’t!

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:11:13.16 O
Maa-chan: “You must take into account the extenuating circumstances of the defendant. Poverty was the real criminal here!”
Ishida: “?“