1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:21:57.20 0
She’d be mistaken as a gift and eaten.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:24:16.88 0
What?
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:30:30.82 0
Her member color would be light brown.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:39:34.77 0
She’d be completely pure. The member with nonexistent chances of getting mixed up in any scandals.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:40:53.03 0
How would her singing skill rank?
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:41:36.28 i
>>20
With her lack of vocal cords? Could be better.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:42:58.30 i
Red bean jam pancake’s first photobook “Red Bean Jam Pancake” (includes making-of DVD)
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:44:14.95 0
>>25
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:45:26.54 0
>>28
Oh crap. Who leaked this?
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:46:53.77 0
She’d be famous for smelling really good.
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:47:23.88 0
With her smooth and soft texture, she’d also be highly ranked at handshake events.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:48:37.17 0
As the human members keep graduating, at some point the group would just look like the lineup of a confectionery shop.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:52:25.66 0
Her solo radio show where she never speaks a word would be highly acclaimed for its originality.
50: 【中国電 72.0 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2013/11/28(木) 05:52:38.05 0
At each concert, the degree of how much she’s fried would be just a tiny bit different.
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:54:59.15 0
The speed of deterioration would be on a completely different level compared to the rest of the members.
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:58:13.92 0
Near the end of the concert, she’d be all dried out.
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:01:52.46 0
There would be a sharp increase in wota deaths resulting from choking on pancakes.
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:02:00.31 0
She’d be the member in charge of sexiness.
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:02:52.00 0
She’d be pivotal to their formation dances.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:08:46.24 i
What about its costumes? They certainly can’t allow a girl at the brink of adulthood to perform naked…
91: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:10:34.89 0
A transparent plastic wrap or something would be so erotic.
131: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 13:29:59.58 0
132: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 13:34:31.05 0
133: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 14:43:34.35 i
>>131
>>132
Her presence in the pictures is so huge, it’s hard to believe she’s the group’s newest member!
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:04:29.73 0
What the hell are you guys doing this early in the morning?
Henkka: It’s going to be troublesome explaining to your friends and family why you’re in possession of Pancake’s debut photobook full of various swimsuits and schoolgirl outfits.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/35212680.html (jp)
Hahaha. This reminds me of the topic that first brought me to this site, about a car joining Morning Musume.
Zukki will like her very much
I laughed so hard I cried. The creativity of the wolfers never cease huh.
So… was OP high when he wrote this?
Daaishi will get scolded for “taking a bite off a fellow member” during practice.
Henkka your killing me lol, toooo funny of a comment
Police ring in Sayashi Riho and Ishida Ayumi on suspicions of cannablism after new Pancake member was found dead after recent concert nearly completely eaten. Witnesses say the two suspects were caught while doing a dance battle to decide who would get the last bite :)
Thank God for this site. Can only hope something this original (and hilarious) pops up again soon!