1 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:30:58.62 0
Maa-chan, I love you.
2 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:32:21.21 0
I’ll love you forever.
4 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:32:51.54 0
I’ll love you even when you’re 15 and you have a boyfriend, Maa-chan.
5 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:34:08.71 0
I’ll love you even when you’re 17 and you’re the center, Maa-chan.
7 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:35:10.83 0
I’ll love you even when you’re 20 and you’ve become the leader, Maa-chan.
11 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:37:43.22 0
I’ll love you even when you’re 24 and you’ve married an unpopular actor, Maa-chan.
3 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:32:32.77 0
62 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:56:55.75 0
>>3
She’s so cute it’s scary.
6 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:34:40.77 0
Maa-chan, I love you.
8 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:35:43.02 0
I’ll love you for as long as I live.
9 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:36:13.32 0
Maa-chan, I’ll always love you.
10 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:37:42.19 0
She’ll be irresistibly cute for many more years to come.
I just want to say thank you to everyone who had any part in her getting accepted into the group.
12 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:37:50.59 0
What are you guys trying to do with this thread?!
I love Maa-chan more than you.
13 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:38:29.90 0
I just want to thank her.
14 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:38:38.71 i
Masaki, I love you.
16 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:39:28.03 0
Hey! I love Maa-chan, too, you know.
18 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:40:19.79 0
If possible, I’d want her to get married in her teens. Then I’d wish for her to live a truly happy life until the very day she passes away.
20 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:41:20.21 0
I would be fine with being unhappy my entire life if it could bring Maa-chan happiness even for an instant.
21 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:41:32.38 0
Besame mucho, Maa-chan.
23 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:42:30.37 0
I’ll love you even if you use Musume as a stepping stone for your career.
29 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:44:04.95 i
I hope your happiness (sic), Masaki.
30 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:44:11.51 0
Maa-chan, I love you.
32 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:44:23.29 0
Even if you get married, cheat on your husband and withdraw from the entertainment industry, I’ll still love you.
33 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:44:23.51 0
Even if the yakuza you were living with got arrested, I’d still love you.
34 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:44:56.90 0
Maa-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
35 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:44:58.11 0
Wagamama Ki no Mama Ai no Maa-chan
36 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:45:02.24 0
Even if it means that I age by two years for every one year that I’m alive, I just wish for Maa-chan to forever remain 14 years old.
37 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:45:58.54 0
I’m hoping they’ll make it possible for me to take a written oath that says that says “I promise to love Maa-chan for as long as there is life in me.“
38 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:45:59.31 0
If giving away one hair of mine would give Maa-chan an extra year to live, I’d give out however many hairs she wanted!
39 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:45:59.76 0
If it makes Maa-chan happy, I don’t care if they throw me out into the desert somewhere.
40 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:46:12.96 0
Maa-chan!
I just wanted to try calling your name, Maa-chan.
42 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:47:05.79 0
I’ll love Maa-chan even if she gets banned from the world of show business for underage smoking.
44 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:47:51.39 0
Maa-chan Revolution 21
46 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:48:22.82 0
This is just between me and you guys, but when I get a really nasty client at work, I sometimes stop to rest at the park on my way back to the office, and with a tiny little voice I whisper to myself…
“Maa-chan…“
47 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:49:21.89 0
Maa-chan… I love you.
49 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:49:41.03 0
56 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:53:27.26 0
That ascii art is the spitting image of me. (laughs) But the strange thing is, when I do that, I feel happy again afterwards. This is because the word “Maa-chan” itself is magical.
52 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:51:01.85 0
Ai Araba It’s Maa-chan
53 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:51:05.37 i
I want to go to Kagawa with Maa-chan and eat some delicious udon together.
60 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 20:56:07.26 i
I’m the one who wipes away Maa-chan’s tears.
66 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 21:41:23.66 0
I love you~
68 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 22:25:33.30 0
I love you…
70 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 22:34:45.23 0
I’ll love you even if the number of your sexual partners exceeds three digits, Maa-chan.
71 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/30(水) 23:20:55.44 O
I Maa you.
74 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/31(木) 01:19:25.04 0
Maasaretai.
73 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/31(木) 00:22:21.55 0
Maa-chan, I’m sorry…
75 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/31(木) 02:31:39.93 0
Maa-chan will be the last woman I ever have.
97 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/10/31(木) 22:47:29.23 0
For as long as the sun continues to exist, I will love Maa-chan.
100 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/10/31(木) 22:54:38.81 0
The accumulation of days spent loving Maa-chan.
105 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 00:32:55.24 0
Before I’d even realized it, I find myself constantly loving Maa-chan.
107 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 00:35:29.92 0
Wo ai ni, Maa-chan.
108 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 00:43:04.51 0
Even when sleeping in the arms of the Maa-chan I love
I dream of another Maa-chan~
Ah~
Sleep inside of Maa-chan
(Note: These are lyrics to “Miserarete” originally by Judy Ongg. Here’s a cover by Maeda Yuki.)
110 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 01:50:35.70 0
I’ll love you even if you marry me, Maa-chan.
114 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 03:44:35.29 0
For now I just love Maa-chan.
124 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 10:22:30.53 0
I’ll never forget Maa
Wasurenai wa anata no koto
126 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/11/01(金) 11:20:45.64 0
It’s already November.
Time passes by so quickly, right?
I love you, Maa-chan.
99 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] 投稿日：2013/10/31(木) 22:53:32.34 0
A lot of things happened today… but when everything is said and done, it was a day when I loved Maa-chan.
76 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/31(木) 04:28:41.98 0
This thread is gross.
But I love you.
Henkka: My favorite comment: “Maa-chan, I’m sorry.” Don’t you just love the ability these guys have of using so little words and still being so… poignant? I mean, who is this man? What happened? What does he need to apologize to Maa-chan for? We may never know, but one thing is for sure.
As long as there is Maa-chan, true love will never die.
Source: http://www.logsoku.com/r/morningcoffee/1383132658/ (jp)
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Did it take you time to come to like Maa-chan?
I am torn between Airi and Maa-chan… can I have both?
I was in this dilemma also
but Maa-chan win…why?? i dont know…Airi is perfect rigth?? and i like her, but Maa-chan makes me rally mad of love…
You both have terrible taste.
To each his/her own. ;)
Airi is perfect, but Maachan is magic. Airi still lose to Maachan in the end
Maachan is the miracle of this world.
Maachan is the happiness princess of this world
I’ll forever love you, Maa-chan.
I love Maa-chan so much that whenever I sing any song in karaoke I change the word “You” into “Maa-chan”. Even if it doesn’t make any sense.
“And I….. will always love Maa-chaaan”,
“Every breath Maa-chan take, every move Maa-chan make….”
For what it’s worth, I approve of this behavior greatly.
“This thread is gross.
But I love you.”
Haha. That was the best one.
I love this thread haha XD
I’ll still love Maa-chan even if she matures.
Maachan makes me happy. <3
Haha! I love her too. She’s like a fairy. It can’t be put into words and even a heterosexual woman like me can feel it and is attracted.
Maachan is a bless of this world. She should create religion
Ah, Maachan~ <3
She is a ray of light in my daily life. It doesn't matter what happens, when I search for something Masaki-related, I end up being so relaxed. There's something so cute and innocent about her…
Yup. When I think about it – throughout all my life I've never met a girl like Maa-chan. I wonder, why?
As much as I don't expect high-school students to be this playful, I don't recall ever meeting a middle-schooler nor even a elementary-schooler (sic!) to be any similar to Masaki.
Why does Maa-Chan win everyone’s affections, I wonder?
Maa-Chan….. Maa-Chan…. Just that name makes me think of a happily, giggly sheep version of Masaki.
I love you.
>33 oh the golden era feels! *SOB
>107 i didn’t realise maaaasakiissu turned chineses. lulz?
Shabondamaa-chan
Omg, this thread is like a combination of all my feelings towards Maachan…
yes 36, I want forever 14sai Maachan T.T
Thank you Henkka for translating this
Maachan is a miracle girl…
Maachan, I love you…
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Damn u Henkka, u got me wondering wut he was sorry about too lol…
But the “This thread is gross But i love you” comment is the best, it’s the best way to sum up us wota’s unnatural affection towards maa-chan, we shouldnt love her as much as we do but we just cant help it
>46 is somehow bittersweet, haha. It made me stop for a moment and go “aww…”
In a lot of ways, I dread Ma-chan growing up, and in a lot of different ways i look forward to see what kind of adult she’ll become. But no mater what my love of Ma-chan will never change.
Whatever happens, 今のまーちゃん will forever be in our memories.
Those guys are pedos!
But I want to marry the baby picture of Maachan.
I love Maachan more than her mother’s love for her.
I love Maachan more than Tsunku’s favoritism towards Riho.
I love Maachan more than Sayumi’s love for her face.
The one who said “Maachan, I’m sorry…” is one of the chicks that scared Maachan in DVD mag 53.
I love you Maachan! ^^
really love her…so much…
its a miracle for this life…I am truly grateful for being born at this time…an know Maa-chan♥
Rofl “Bésame mucho”, that was written like that? XD
I’m pretty sure the “besame mucho” was a pun on Koi no TELEPHONE GOAL’s lyrics. lol
Anyway a great thread, #40 is somehow really cute.
11 and 76 made me lol…
but I love you too Maa-chan.
Maachan, sorry I replaced you with Riho.
I love you more than yuukarin.
Maachan.
Cabbage
I’m sorry that Yuukarin graduated
earlier than yo expected
You deserved it anyway
Cabbage
P.s. enjoy your new oshimen
fuckin weird ass maachan wotaa
“There’s something about Maa-chan”
Maa-chan can sooth depression..I agree she’s a bless and miracle.
#5’s prediction came true, woah!
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