Let’s try to think up H!P-ish song titles

Posted by Henkka on July 29, 2013
Posted in: 2ch. 21 comments

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(Note: English translations in orange)

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:15:01.78 0
ときめいて夏 (Tokimeite Natsu)
Fluttering Summer

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:18:27.46 0
真夏の大失恋 (Manatsu no Daishitsuren)
Broken Heart of Midsummer

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:19:42.15 O
神summerお願いだゾッ！ (Kami summer Onegai da zo!)
God, Give Me the Best summer Ever!

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:22:02.12 O
友達はチャイナタウンで雨降られ 私はアジアのセレブリティ (Tomodachi wa China Town de Amefurare Watashi wa Asia no Celebrity)
My Friends Get Rained On In China Town, I’m an Asian Celebrity

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:25:17.84 O
熱血ガールフレンド～恋は戦争～ (Nekketsu Girlfriend ～Koi wa Sensou～)
Zealous Girlfriend ～Love Is War～

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:25:18.21 0
溶ける程に愛SCREAM (Tokeru Hodo ni Ai SCREAM)
I Love You So Much, I’m Like Melting Ice-SCREAM

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:26:39.23 0
トイレに布団を敷いて 寝てみたいっ (Toilet ni Futon wo Shiite Nete Mitai)
I Want to Try Laying a Futon in the Toilet and Sleeping There

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:27:18.97 0
【悲報】8月終了の件 (【Hihou】 8gatsu Shuuryou no Ken)
【Sad News】 The End of August

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:28:41.58 0
>>19
I kinda want to hear this one.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:29:58.59 0
期限切れの処方せん (Kigengire no Shohousen)
Expired Prescription

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:30:40.04 0
保冷剤クール！ (Horeizai Cool!)
Ice Pack Cool!

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:31:33.62 0
ビタミン彼氏 (Vitamin Kareshi)
Vitamin Boyfriend

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:33:09.05 0
愛されても愛されても足りないの (Aisaretemo Aisaretemo Tarinai no)
No Matter How Much You Love Me It Isn’t Enough

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:50:34.50 T
デリシャスおみおつけ (Delicious Omiotsuke)
Delicious Miso Soup

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:51:44.35 0
ユーガッタチャンス
You’ve Got a Chance

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:53:30.02 O
地球が悲鳴をあげているんだよ！ (Chikyuu ga Himei wo Ageteirun da yo!)
The Earth is Crying Out!

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 16:53:39.60 O
生温いのあなた (Namanurui no Anata)
Lukewarm You

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 17:04:14.75 0
男と女のテザリング (Onna to Otoko no Tethering)
The Tethering of a Man and a Woman

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 17:36:52.96 0
いつやるの？今ジャンっ！ (Itsu Yaru no? Ima jan!)
When Will You Do It? Now!

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 17:59:19.69 0
真夏の恋のミサンガ (Manatsu no Koi no Misanga)
A Good-Luck Bracelet for a Midsummer Love

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:24:28.21 0
宇宙パンクラチオン (Uchuu Pankration)
Space Pankration

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:26:08.16 0
今夜彼氏とe-cha e-cha (Konya Kareshi to e-cha e-cha)
Flirting With My Boyfriend Tonight

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:26:09.52 0
真夏の熱帯魚 (Manatsu no Nettaigyo)
A Tropical Fish of Midsummer

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:26:40.89 0
ハートに愛ズキューン!! (Heart ni Ai wo Zukyuun!!)
Sending Love to Your Heart!!

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:30:48.91 O
STOP 日焼け ～ビーチでパーカー着ちゃう女子～ (STOP Hiyake ～Beach de Parker Kichau Joshi～)
STOP Suntans ～A Girl Wearing a Hoodie on the Beach～

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:32:14.28 0
今日は17:00から○○○ (Kyou wa 17:00 Kara ○○○)
Today I’ll ○○○ From 17:00 o’clock

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:34:10.01 0
LOVE理論 (LOVE Riron)
LOVE Theory

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:35:59.11 0
恋人ストライカー (Koibito Striker)
Lover Striker

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:36:40.86 0
魔法使いジェニー (Mahoutsukai Jenny)
Jenny the Magician

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:37:31.55 0
見てないようで見てる (Mitenai You de Miteru)
Pretending Not to Look

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:37:44.56 P
夏JAN暑いJUMP!! (Natsu JAN Atsui JUMP!!)
It’s Summer Hot JUMP!!

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:38:34.05 0
ドングル貸してください (Dongle wo Kashite Kudasai)
Please Lend Me Your Dongle

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:39:51.76 0
気になる ボリビア人の彼 (Kininaru Bolivia no Kare)
My Bolivian Crush

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:40:51.21 P
LOVE一年分～お中元～ (LOVE Ichinenbun ～Ochuugen～)
A Year’s Worth of LOVE ～Bon Festival Gift～

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:41:35.99 0
恋のバザール (Koi no Bazaar)
Love Bazaar

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:41:50.04 0
ちょこっとワロタ☆ (Chokotto Warota☆)
I Laughed a Little☆

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:42:15.77 0
恋するハンバーガー (Koisuru Hamburger)
A Hamburger in Love

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:44:59.86 0
そこんとこkwsk!!! (Sokontoko kwsk!!!)
Gimme the Specs On That!!!

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:45:21.84 P
恋愛サドンデス～ニッポンの夜明けは近いぜよ！～ (Renai Sudden Death ～Nippon no Yoake wa Chikai ze yo!～
Sudden Death of Love ～The Dawn of Japan is Close!～

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:45:30.40 0
Climb！でっかい富士に登るんだよ (Climb! Dekkai Fuji ni Noborun da yo)
Climb! We’ll Ascend the Huge Mt. Fuji

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:46:59.41 P
リップクリーム塗り忘れた日の通学路 (Lip Cream Nuri Wasureta Hi no Tsuugakuji)
Commuting to School on the Day I Forgot to Apply Lip Balm

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:47:58.93 0
カマキリのララバイ (Kamakiri no Lullaby)
Lullaby of the Praying Mantis

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:50:45.96 0
人生Reboot (Jinsei Reboot)
Life Reboot

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:52:08.58 0
大人になんてなりたくないっ！ (Otona ni Nante Naritakunai!)
I Don’t Want to Grow Up!

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 18:53:12.63 0
RENAIターミネーター (RENAI Terminator)
Love Terminator

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 19:09:40.66 0
ナントカソング (Nantoka Song)
Something Or Other Song

90: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 20:27:13.73 0
セキバライ (Sekibarai)
Cough

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 20:30:15.15 0
さぁ! 頑張って行こう! (Saa! Ganbatte Ikou!)
Alright! Let’s Go Do Our Best!

92: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 20:34:08.64 0
見抜いてよ！MY HEART (Minuite yo! MY HEART)
See Through! MY HEART

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 20:38:25.19 0
ザ☆摩天楼パワー (The☆Matenrou Power)
The☆Skyscraper Power

99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 20:55:22.89 0
「付き合う」の意味を教えて！ (“Tsukiau” no Imi wo Oshiete!)
Teach Me the Meaning of “Dating”!

103: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 21:17:16.18 O
シェイクハンド！～全国津々浦々～ (Shake Hands! ～Zenkoku Tsutsu Uraura～)
Shake Hands! ～All Over the Country～

104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/11(木) 22:55:27.45 0
悲しきASIANGIRL (Kanashiki ASIANGIRL)
Sad ASIAN GIRL

Henkka: What you may not have known is that Tsunku actually has a one-click Hello! Project song title generator that just shuffles around the Japanese words for “boyfriend”, “girlfriend”, “man”, “woman”, “friends”, “broken heart“, “midsummer” and “love” plus a selection from a dictionary of cool sounding English words in the vein of “resonant“, “brainstorm“, “lullaby” or “complex“.

He immediately fired the guy who programmed it after it generated “VERY BEAUTY“.

Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/30377647.html (jp)

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21 comments on “Let’s try to think up H!P-ish song titles”

  3. “One-click Hello! Project song title generator”? Seems like I’ll have something to do on this weekend.

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    • I pasted all of their singles in a word randomizer and got these classics:

      1. Manpower!!! Moonlight Manatsu LOVE Ai Show Ai no

      2. Koi Only Girl Negatterun

      3. Keibu Morning Now

      4. Collection wo Ska! Band

      (and my personal favorite)

      5. Nude Brainstorming Machine IT’S it!

      It also came up with an insanely long double A side:

      Ikenai Pyocopyoco ~Ai Onna Tane / (色っぽい Monogatari ONE Mr. Kashimashi Egao One・Two・Three Seishun Happy Desu Uta BOY~ We’re no no Princess DEAR (Demo)

      Yes, that was the demo version.

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      • wow. that’s pretty good. you should tweet that to tsunku-man!
        ===
        other pseudo english titles i came up with..

        – Romans Koi No Adam: The MINDBLASTING!
        – Ai-Scream To My Pudding , It’s All Nude
        – Mikan 2
        -Do It! SexyBoy
        – Hunter Revolution Blue
        – Twilight Princess For One Day
        – Seishun Bus Monogatari

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        • Tsunku is going to send a hitman for you for coming up with “Romans Koi No Adam: The MINDBLASTING!” before him. Dammit that sounds badass. “The MINDBLASTING!” I should just rename this site after that.

          Now that I think about it, what he should do is just start stealing cool titles from existing metal songs and mixing them with Japanese. It wouldn’t even matter if they’re in any way related or not. I mean, can you even imagine how cool songs like these would sound:

          負けちゃダメじゃん！～Pandemonic Hyperblast～ (Makecha dame jan!)
          別れ話 ～Moonlapse Vertigo～ (Wakarebanashi)
          恋の瞬間 ～Feeble Screams From Forests Below～ (Koi no Shunkan)

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  4. Well if there should be one song title then it should be this:
    Koi no♥LOVEBOAT
    That song would rock. Or pop.

    And of course this could be fun:
    °Atsui! Watashi no Renai is on FIRE!!
    (°Hot! My Love is on FIRE!!)

    And Maimi should finally have her own theme song:
    Nani Nani Nani? Ame Onna Desuka?! Mo~o Yada!☂
    (What What What? I’m A Rain Woman?! No~o I Don’t Wanna!☂)

    And Okai’s theme song’s name could be pretty short:
    Nani Kore?!
    (What’s This?! / What The?!)

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  5. ok let’s try, maybe there’s some mistake with my japanese but here I go

    Amai Vanilla [sweet vanilla]
    Sabaku no Oasis [desert oasis]
    Aitakute Turtle [I miss you kame]
    Ai no Kyojin [love titan]
    Fairy Tale no Ouji-sama [fairy tale prince]
    Snow & Sand – Yuuki to Sunao [snow & sand – courage and honesty]
    Yume no Midori Machi [the dream green town]
    Win! Carai onna Makenai!! [win! I wont lose to flashy/gaudy women]
    Mizu iro no Ikemen [water colored hunk]
    Kare to issho ni ryouri [cooking with my boyfriend]

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  8. Lmao more of this thread please! I won’t be surprised if Tsunku-san
    does pick one of these titles for his songs!

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  11. Some of these are really funny, and some are just mashing together preexisting song titles (which isn’t that funny)…

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  12. know that most of the titles are supposed to be jokes but there’s a few I would be interested in seeing:

    #27 sounds like a Platinum Era single, 34 could be an ecomoni revival, 92 could be a nice song, maybe for Juice=Juice?

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  16. “Shake Hands! ～All Over the Country～”

    after the song homer will appear and say “HERE FEEL M BLUE NUMB HANDS”

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