Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 21:54:41.34 T
I think Japan would take a turn for the better.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:30:21.73 0
Many heads of countries might actually like her. (laughs)

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:35:49.75 0
A law to ban kanji would be passed.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:37:18.25 0
Ayumin would be the Chief Cabinet Secretary.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:37:51.95 0
Iikubo would be the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/11(木) 22:44:26.46 0
Her Nobel peace prize would be guaranteed.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/12(金) 00:40:27.75 0
She worships Satan so many European countries would cut ties with Japan.
(TL note: in reference to “Tanasa-tan”, Maa-chan’s nickname for Reina.)

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/12(金) 07:43:09.11 0
She’d be criticized for giving Tsunku the People’s Honor Award.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/12(金) 13:13:19.91 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Mathematics is banned. Understood?

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/12(金) 13:15:29.46 0
Playing hide and seek at the government residence!

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/13(土) 00:16:47.57 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ I hereby make Pyoko Pyoko Ultra the second national anthem of Japan.
川* ﾟ_〉ﾟ)＜ … Understood?

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/13(土) 00:18:28.66 0
“I’m quitting being Prime Minister to become a florist.“

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/14(日) 22:14:05.67 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Hello, people of Japan. You all know the saying “he who does not work, neither shall he eat“, right? Therefore, Maa-chan will not eat.

…followed by a flood of calls:

“Wait, what?! Go do your job!!”
“You’re the Prime Minister, aren’t you?!”
“You aren’t going to work, you tax parasite?!“

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/15(月) 01:55:41.21 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ The unemployment rate in the West is 8%. In Japan it’s around 5%. The people of Japan work too much.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/15(月) 17:01:57.80 0
川 ´_〉`)＜ Aaah, I don’t wanna do the parliament question time! Please! It huuurts!

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/16(火) 16:47:39.66 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Joining TPP is in Japan’s national interest.