Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:00:19.65 0
Sayashi: “Kouhaku? Oh well, I guess we can go.“

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:01:38.45 0
The demo version of the single with Tsunku’s vocals playing at the Grammy Awards.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:03:00.95 0
Ikuta: “Lady Gaga? Ahh, yeah, there was someone like that, right? (laughs)“

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:06:04.08 0
It’ll have 500 B-sides.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:07:40.44 0
Tower Records’ President will turn into a Momusu hater.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:08:13.86 O
Daaishi will finally buy a new pair of panties.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:08:32.63 0
“Pyoko Pyoko Ultra” outfits will be hugely popular in America.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:08:38.88 0
Tsunku: “We’re building our new office in Roppongi Hills!“

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:10:02.50 0
Nakano Sunplaza will become the Morning Musume Museum.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:10:17.29 0
Sayashi: “Who, Adele? Well, she’s trying her best, I guess? (laughs)“

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:14:15.21 O
Daaishi will get extremely fat.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:17:07.57 0
The 20th generation auditions will get two million applicants from all over the world.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:17:52.31 0
There’ll be new paper money with Tsunku’s face on it.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:18:57.44 0
SATOYAMA Movement (in Paris)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:28:14.06 0
Spanning Paris, London, Berlin, Madrid, Istanbul, Bangkok, Jakarta, Taipei, Shanghai, Seoul, Los Angeles and New York, the world tour MORNING MUSUME。 global communication 2014 is announced.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:28:39.90 0
Sayashi: “Isn’t Kouhaku a bit too much of a private party for us?“

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:39:06.78 0
Ishida: “Ah, arriving in Paris always feels like coming home!“

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:39:34.35 0
Ikuta: “Huh? Niigaki? Who?! I’m busy! Please schedule an appointment if I don’t know you!“

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:40:33.77 O
Ikuta: “I’m the world’s number one top idol, Ikuta Erina.“

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:44:50.27 0
>>70
Too cool!!

132: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 16:18:50.22 0
>>70
That’s moving.

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:40:55.59 0
“What are we going to do about the tour? We have 600 performances in 300 days in a row at the Dome and and we still can’t meet the demand?“

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:41:20.51 0
They’d just go for satellite transmission.

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:44:03.34 0
Michishige gets 60,000 comments per each blog post.

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:44:13.61 0
Oda Sakura’s planned handshake event in Yamagata gets cancelled because of traffic jams getting out of control. The 1,5 million people crammed inside Shinseido bookstore feel disappointed.

97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:53:32.85 0
Nakazawa Yuko: “G-g-good morning..!!”
Sayashi Riho: “Mornin’.“

98: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:54:11.38 0
Oda: “Comparing us to Matsuda Seiko? Are you kidding? I think you mean Billie Holiday.“

99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:55:01.75 0
The Morning Musume Resort opens in Tokyo.

104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:56:15.49 0
Fuku-chan hurriedly announces her graduation to marry into the British Royal Family.

109: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 15:58:29.98 0
Daaishi makes her triumphant return to Sendai wearing nothing but Prada.

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 16:01:56.40 0
The official theme song of the FIFA World Cup:
“Ganbare Sekai Soccer Fight!“

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 16:06:11.13 0
>>117
It’s such a shitty song, it’ll only sell a million copies.

134: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 16:20:30.73 0
Sato: “I’m bored so I’m gonna graduate.“

169: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 16:53:19.93 0
Special TV feature: Berryz Koubou talks about their memories with Morning Musume
Viewer ratings: 57.7%

186: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 17:16:25.23 0
Ishida purchases a mansion in Beverly Hills.

204: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 17:32:51.64 0
Eminem disses them in his songs.

209: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 17:38:26.64 0
Michishige: “I’ve gotten bored of Tsunku’s songs. (laughs)” (in a discussion with members of Coldplay)

243: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 18:33:48.33 0
After Daaishi’s passing, the Masamune statue in front of Sendai station will be replaced with a statue of Daaishi, and whenever the locals arrange to meet somewhere in the area, they go “let’s meet in front of Ishida!“

247: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 19:10:40.62 0
>>244
The idol who was loved by her people for achieving incredible success and yet remaining unaffected and sincere while continuing to lead a simple and frugal life.

245: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 18:41:55.28 0
Terada starts a new side business in space exploration.

257: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 21:17:48.27 0
Fuku-chan’s public image will improve as her nickname is updated from “apartment wife” to “celeb wife”.

261: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 03:00:58.04 0
Sad news: Morning Musume’s streak of Oricon weekly number one rankings is finally broken after 99 singles.

262: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 03:04:52.56 0
The release to break their streak is Peaberry’s new single “Cabbage Hakusho ～Haru-hen part 2～”

Henkka: >16 is a given.

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