Out of all idols, how come Morning Musume has such a large percentage of gay fans?

Posted by Henkka on May 14, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume, Wota. Tags: . 26 comments

Henkka: Just to clarify: this thread is about the male fans in particular — in most cases the word “gay” in Japanese is only used for men. Sorry to disappoint any gay female fans!

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1：名無し募集中。。。：2012/07/16(月) 04:14:46.31 ID:0
Why is it?

2：名無し募集中。。。：2012/07/16(月) 04:15:44.31 ID:0
More than Japan, it’s strange how many foreign gay H!P wota there are.

4：名無し募集中。。。：2012/07/16(月) 04:16:29.08 ID:0
There’s lots of gay fans even among foreigners? (laughs)

5：名無し募集中。。。：2012/07/16(月) 04:18:41.68 ID:0
Now that you mention it, AKB doesn’t have many gay fans. Instead they have plenty of young offenders.

8：名無し募集中。。。：2012/07/16(月) 04:21:53.61 ID:O
I’m bi myself and I do think H!P really has lots of gay fans. They’re easy to admire and look up to.
I want to be Sayu.

10：名無し募集中。。。：2012/07/16(月) 04:24:25.39 ID:0
Well? Why is it?

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The first scandal for Juice=Juice’s Uemura Akari…

Posted by Henkka on May 14, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice. Tags: . 3 comments

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1 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:09:04.96 0
When it was my turn at their high five event, you could see it in her eyes that she had completely fallen in love with me…

2 ：天パ ◆4Ha/4jbNaE 2013/05/10(金) 20:09:55.41 i
Seriously?!

3 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:10:17.09 0
I’m envious.

4 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:10:33.25 0
The shaking won’t stop.

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2ch tries to translate “Samidare Bijo ga Samidareru” into English

Posted by Henkka on May 13, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice. 11 comments

Henkka: Note that most of the posts in this thread were in English to start with. The only posts I actually translated are in orange. The official English title of the song is “SA-MI-DA-RE girls It’s crazy“, but I think you will agree that some of these versions are much more creative.

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1 ： 名無し募集中。。。 ： 2013/05/12(日) 20:41:34.79 P
Translate “Samidare Bijo ga Samidareru” into English. Try to preserve the nuances of the original title as much as you can. We’ll start using the best one.

2 ： 名無し募集中。。。 ： 2013/05/12(日) 20:47:31.81 0
rainy girl is clazy

3 ： 名無し募集中。。。 ： 2013/05/12(日) 20:48:27.00 O
MayRainningMakesMeInsane

5 ： 名無し募集中。。。 ： 2013/05/12(日) 20:51:34.49 0
The beauty in the rainny season of May may get out of control.

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Iikubo Haruna appears in occult magazine “Mu”

Posted by Henkka on May 12, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 11 comments

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1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/05/10(金) 19:18:07.49 ID:0

@mu_gakken:
Iikubo Haruna of Morning Musume appears in the June issue of Mu published yesterday!
She spoke to us about her personal experiences of super mysterious UFO sightings!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:20:13.67 O
H!P also has a reincarnation of Cinderella.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:20:47.27 0
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“Ah… no thank you, we don’t need that sort of thing.“

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:20:39.58 0
Harunan is the queen of subcultures.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:21:15.36 0
So the day when I’d actually be forced to buy an occult magazine has come…

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Fukumura-chan has lived a life of immense hardship for being left-handed

Posted by Henkka on May 10, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 15 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10 00:39:06

I’m left-handed, by the way.
Being left-handed comes with many inconveniences.

  • if the ABXY or ○×△□ buttons on game controllers are on the right, they’re hard to press quickly in succession
  • scissors are difficult to use
  • ring binders etc are difficult to use unless you start from the opposite side
  • you make a mess of all the letters when writing by hand
  • when eating, you sometimes bump elbows with the person who’s sitting next to you
  • the turnstile is on the right side when boarding a train
  • with school meals or catering, you can’t use the ladles properly…

As for the positives of being left-handed…
There aren’t many like you, so you kind of feel special. (laughs)
That’s pretty much it. (laughs)

Left-handed people will definitely sympathize with me!!
I wonder if there’s anything that right-handed people have trouble with?

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http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-9ki/entry-11527385567.html

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10 00:41:17
People who are seriously left-handed do have a hard time. Those who can at least write with their right hand, not so much.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10 00:41:31
Of all the left-handed girls I know, 100% of them have huge breasts and are called apartment wives.

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Picture of Gaki-san kissing someone on the lips!!!

Posted by Henkka on May 9, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 6 comments

1 ： 名無し募集中。。。[] ： 2013/05/08(水) 23:13:16.81 T!

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I gave my relative a kiss.
So cute!
I couldn’t help myself…

http://ameblo.jp/nigaki-risa/entry-11526375381.html

2 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/08(水) 23:14:16.62 0
It’s all over.

3 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/08(水) 23:15:32.69 0
(heavy breathing)

4 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/08(水) 23:15:33.19 0
There’s tongue involved. It’s over.

5 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/08(水) 23:16:46.45 0
That’s a crime…

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Tanaka Reina: “The Platinum Era lineup was the strongest. It would’ve been something amazing had the group back then attained the same level of popularity as today.”

Posted by Henkka on May 8, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 37 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30 14:04:57
From the June issue of Gekkan ENTAME:

―― First, can you tell us how you thought of Takahashi Ai?

Tanaka: Me and Ai-chan often discussed singing. Although Ai-chan is my senior, emotionally I might be stronger than her in some aspects. When Ai-chan went “I can’t do this!”, I’d encourage her by saying “You’re fine! We can’t give up now. Let’s do our best!” We weren’t rivals — she felt more like my partner. Lots of members have graduated from Morning Musume up until now, but Ai-chan’s graduation was the most shocking to me… I really thought Morning Musume was going to end! I kept telling Ai-chan “No no no! I’m telling you it’ll be bad news if you leave!” I was really worried. “You’re really quitting? You’re joking, right? And then what are you going to do?!” (laughs)

―― But in the end, Takahashi-san did graduate and Morning Musume still exists.

Tanaka: Right. Because the group is still going strong without Ai-chan, it really made me realize that Morning Musume will be fine no matter who graduates. Morning Musume’s members are not its only strength. There’s our staff who have given their utmost effort for the group up until now, and of course there’s also our fans who keep supporting us.

―― Since the Morning Musume of today is still gaining popularity even without Takahashi-san, perhaps that can be attributed to the current lineup of the group.

Tanaka: But even now I still think that the lineup back when Ai-chan and Eri were in the group was the strongest. I feel that it would’ve been something amazing had the group back then attained the same level of popularity as today.

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Sayashi Riho’s bathing picture is here━━━━━━（ﾟ∀ﾟ）━━━━━━!!!!!!

Posted by Henkka on May 8, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 6 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/29 23:37:19

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http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-9ki/entry-11520841659.html

2: ずいかく〔瑞鶴〕 ◆ISIDAueLJs 2013/04/29 23:38:27
Huh?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/29 23:38:28
Rihoriho’s flower in full bloom.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/29 23:39:41
It’s so pink. I’m relieved.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/29 23:41:07
What the? That’s so lewd.

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