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Any guys who were thoroughly deceived by Miyabi’s hostess techniques?

Posted by Henkka on July 9, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: Natsuyaki Miyabi. 7 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23 00:22:11
So has someone gotten deceived again lately?

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23 03:49:25
She’s always talking so casually to her fans. People in their mid-to-late teens, she’ll freely tap them on the shoulder and stuff.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23 08:12:52
>>11
And as for fatties, she’ll punch them in the stomach.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23 12:41:15
>>14
Seriously?

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23 12:44:56
>>17
I saw her with this fat wota at an individual handshake event, and she went:
ノノl∂_∂’ル< “Are you pregnant?”
…as she was laughing and punching him in the stomach.
I was a little jealous. (laughs)

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Tsunku: “The members of H!P are an extension of myself. I could not see them as objects of romantic interest.”

Posted by Henkka on July 8, 2013
Posted in: 2ch. Tags: Tsunku♂. 38 comments

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1:名無し募集中。。。:2012/09/30(日) 02:39:00.65 ID:0
Tsunku on Young Town:

“The members of Hello! Project are an extension of myself.”

“What I can’t realistically do in 24 hours myself, they do for me.”

“Hello! Project is a production, not a product.”

“Their parents entrusted them to me. That makes them equal to my own daughters. I could not see them in “that” way.“

2:名無し募集中。。。:2012/09/30(日) 02:39:29.20 ID:0
That’s Tsunku for you.

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Michishige Sayumi hug pillow to go on sale!!!

Posted by Henkka on July 5, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: Michishige Sayumi. 23 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:52:29.37 0

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(“~Morning Days Happy Holiday~ Michishige Sayumi Birthday Fan Club Tour in Ibaraki. As per her own vehement demands, the limited edition “Michishige Sayumi hug pillow” will go on sale, available only for attendees of her bus tour!!!“)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:53:01.32 0
Oh wow…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:53:12.15 0
It was for real!!! (laughs)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:53:57.85 O
As per her own vehement demands…

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:55:25.90 0
Chayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/04(木) 12:56:03.46 0
That pervert!

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The problem of not having anything to talk about with idols

Posted by Henkka on July 4, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 18 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/24(月) 17:44:38.02 0
While with H!P it’s still bearable because the staff will move you along after a fixed time, it’s especially the lesser known idols who are the problem. I really can’t hold a conversation with them.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/24(月) 17:48:03.69 0
Just say “today’s show was good” or something.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/24(月) 17:48:30.13 0
Or “you’re cuter than usual today.“

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/24(月) 17:47:08.58 0
The girl wota can be more assertive. There are girls who just talk about themselves or something.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/24(月) 17:49:10.11 0
Every now and then H!P has handshake events where they’re a bit slower than usual in making you move along. Those make me nervous.

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Sharan Q dance performance on the same level as the best of H!P!

Posted by Henkka on July 2, 2013
Posted in: 2ch. Tags: Tsunku♂. 9 comments

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/02(火) 13:02:45.13 0
Uwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/02(火) 13:03:50.07 0
As expected of our Sharan Q.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/02(火) 13:07:21.38 0
T-this is even better than Morning Musume… (trembling voice)

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/02(火) 13:11:07.43 0
This settles it: Sharan Q has the best performance ability.

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How can you go on living once you quit being a wota?

Posted by Henkka on July 1, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 14 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 09:33:20.88 0
I mean, is there anything as fun as being a wota? I seriously want to know.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 09:36:22.26 0
Serious reply: you quit being a wota after you find something more fun to do. You have the order wrong.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 09:40:44.81 0
>>6
But what could be more fun than being a wota?

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Ayacho got some cosmetic surgery done on her eyes…

Posted by Henkka on July 1, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME. Tags: Wada Ayaka. 8 comments

2 :名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 16:34:24.14 0
That’s way too obvious. She’s definitely doing it.

3 :名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 16:34:46.30 0
She’s really done it now…

6 :名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 16:36:54.93 0
Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

8 :名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 16:37:43.68 0
Oh no…

7 :名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 16:37:26.34 0
They’re huge. (laughs)

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BABYMETAL sang some Hello! Project songs live today!

Posted by Henkka on June 30, 2013
Posted in: 2ch. 7 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 19:02:29.03 0

柴那典 @shiba710
This is my first time seeing BABYMETAL doing a headlining show and it’s pretty crazy. They did LOVE Machine and Chokotto LOVE with metalcore + dubstep arrangements and there were several hundred people headbanging at the floor. And now there’s a sudden 10-minute intermission. The venue is getting noisy. What the heck is going on?!

しゃーく @Shark0700
The H!P songs have been the highlights of the show so far. (laughs) #BABYMETAL

パンパカ @pampaka
BABYMETAL is celebrating some holy birthdays today, so YUIMETAL sang Chokotto LOVE (released in November 1999) and MOAMETAL sang LOVE Machine (released in September 1999)! As expected of the hit songs, everyone was fired up. Now there’s an intermission.

ひな @amsfish
I didn’t expect to hear Pucchimoni’s Chokotto LOVE or Momusu’s LOVE Machine at a BABYMETAL show. It was crazy! ( ^ω^ )

2291044! @garlicok850yen
At BABYMETAL’s show. There’s a 10-minute intermission. YUIMETAL sang Chokotto LOVE and MOAMETAL sang LOVE Machine. As a representative of H!P, I took the initiative in getting the wota chants going. (laughs)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/30(日) 19:03:26.93 0
Do we recognize them as one of ours?

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