The return of Hello! Project Potato Chips!

Posted by Henkka on May 8, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. 9 comments

1: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/02(金)12:50:14 ID:???

@hello_shop_nago
The massively popular “PoteHaro!” has returned with the consomme flavor! ☆ It comes with a random bonus photo of which there are 33 types! The grand prize is a set of five L-size metallic photos; otherwise it includes two normal ones! They go on sale tomorrow on the 3rd. ★ 380 yen incl. tax.

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2: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/02(金)12:51:10 ID:???
You guys are all going to buy it, aren’t you?

3: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/02(金)12:55:07 ID:???
Oh, the same PoteHaro with which they tried to be considerate towards the wota with the amount they put in, huh?

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Secrets likely to be unintentionally exposed by Iikubo Haruna

Posted by Henkka on May 8, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 18 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:24:22.10 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ By the way, at the 2nd generation auditions– Ah, sorry.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:31:54.46 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Daaishi’s family actually lives in a baker– Ah, sorry.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:32:52.05 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Kuduu has a boyfriend she’s been dating since she was nine years o– Ah, sorry.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:35:51.84 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Mankind will fall to ruin in the year 2015– Ah, sorry.

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Suddenly being a wota feels so meaningless to me

Posted by Henkka on May 7, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 18 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/11(土) 12:17:54.14 ID:0
What do I do…? （´・ω・｀）

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/11(土) 12:25:33.94 ID:0
It’s always been meaningless.

5: フーバ ◆gt7EAuLkko 2012/02/11(土) 12:28:14.27 ID:0
You can start being a wota out of loneliness, but idols will never fill the hole of loneliness that’s in your heart.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/11(土) 12:55:43.04 ID:0
Being a wota doesn’t define my whole life. I don’t buy several CD’s for the sake of one event, it’s more than enough for me seeing one concert of a tour, and even when my oshi puts out a photobook or a DVD, I’ll only buy it if I like it. But lately even the little time and money I do put into it is starting to feel pointless to me.

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Four disturbing threads about the strange lives of wota

Posted by Henkka on May 7, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 22 comments

Moments when you’ve had to stop and
 ask yourself what you were even doing

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:27:48.11 0
I have my oshi as my background image. If I notice the cursor moving too close to her chest, I consciously circle it around her so I don’t make contact.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:28:38.17 0
Just move over it really quickly.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:29:22.79 0
Are you trying to make me feel bad for having a collage of H!P members’ boobs as my background image?

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:30:26.28 0
When I was looking at a porn video and I suddenly noticed the H!P member in my background image looking at me.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:31:46.28 0
Right around the time when I reach the grounds of Berryz’ concert venue.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/13(金) 16:34:30.96 O
When I’m working.

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I noticed something strange about the cover art of Dance de Bakoon!

Posted by Henkka on May 6, 2014
Posted in: °C-ute, 2ch. 18 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/08/09 22:33:04
Have a look at this. Notice especially what’s between “D” and “a”.

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13: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/08/09 22:36:25
It is hard to tell which foot belongs to who…

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/08/09 22:36:50
Maimi’s legs sure are long. It looks weirdly unnatural.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/08/09 22:36:55
The only one that could possibly belong to is Nacky, but even that’d be weird.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/08/09 22:38:45
The bunion ghost.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2010/08/09 22:40:54
The vengeful spirit of Kanna’s foot!

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If Berryz Koubou was level 99 & Things likely to be found on Berryz Koubou’s computers

Posted by Henkka on May 6, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. 6 comments

If Berryz Koubou was level 99

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:27:30.55 P
Kumai-chan could reach the sun.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:28:46.79 0
Sugaya would literally become Janis Joplin herself.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:30:24.29 0
90% of all women around the world would start styling their hair in Momochi musubi.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:31:04.71 0
Sudo would be the mother of two. Her eldest son would already be 13 years old.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/07/06(金) 23:35:19.63 0
Miyabi-chan would have huge boobs.

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I’m an H!P wota who’s being forced to dance to AKB at my new company’s drinking party (+1)

Posted by Henkka on May 5, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 16 comments

yurina_do_not_want

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:27:36.53 0
Dammit… it’s so humiliating…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:28:46.28 0
Quit working for such an evil company.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:29:55.36 0
You should say your religious beliefs prohibit you from doing so.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/11/25(日) 21:31:18.55 0
That’s like being forced to commit blasphemy. I would never agree to doing it. (laughs)

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Fukumura Mizuki gets nostalgic about Dohhh UP!

Posted by Henkka on May 4, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 18 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。＠＼(^o^)／ 2014/04/29(火) 01:56:18.03 0.net

Dohhh UP!☆Fukumura Mizuki
2014-04-28 22:57:08 NEW!

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Do you recognize the T-shirt I’m wearing??
It was in the “free-for-all box” at our office, so I picked it up.

This site doesn’t exist anymore (｡-_-｡) but when I was little, I was just addicted to it. I hogged the living room computer all for myself and danced along to the videos, not caring if I was bothering anyone. So nostalgic! (〃∀〃)ゞ

Had it not been for this site, the Morning Musume ’14 of today might not exist either!

When I saw the letters “Dohhh UP!” looking up at me from the box, I just had to pick it up right away! (laughs)

http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-9ki/entry-11836343650.html

6: 名無し募集中。。。＠＼(^o^)／ 2014/04/29(火) 02:00:07.21 0.net
Going way overboard with trying to win the hearts of wota. (laughs)

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