Wota in Translation

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:24:35.99 0

超ロボ(誤字脱字マイスター) @chourobo
0:17 – 2019年11月21日
Regardless of the actual subject matter, whenever people are talking about the current members, Lifetime Honorary Jokester Fukuda Kanon — having anticipated it all — graduated from the group only after first making sure that she would forever be the punch line of every single discussion that was to come. She’s just too good.

Kawamura Ayano:
“There were fans with cold hands at today’s event. Please use my hands as heaters!”

http://wotaintranslation.com/2019/11/28/kawamura-ayano-there-were-many-fans-with-cold-hands-at-todays-handshake-event-please-use-my-hands-as-heaters/

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/20(水) 22:33:59.18 0
Once at an event, Maro told me my hands were cold and brushed them off.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/20(水) 22:44:55.30 0
>>18
Typical Maro.

福田花音✔ @kanonfukuda
8:25 – 2019年11月21日
Sorry to the person whose hands I brushed off. 🤦‍♀️

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 11:15:56.30 0
>>4
I’ll never forgive you. Never.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:54:49.78 0
That’s funny. (laughs)

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:27:17.04 0
Poor Maro…

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:59:57.98 0
I made the thread she was looking at. (laughs)

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:29:37.84 0
Maro reads this board?

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:30:26.43 0
Yaaay! Are you reading this, Maro?!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:28:22.46 0
Maro seems bored.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:40:44.78 0
Go write some lyrics, Fukuda.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 10:56:46.00 0
But Kanyon always gave godly service at handshake events.
Maybe this was just an offensively disgusting wota?

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 11:00:31.04 0
Fukuda once apologized to me profusely for her nail just slightly scratching the back of my hand. It really just only lightly touched me so I didn’t even mind, but she left a good impression on me for apologizing.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 11:04:31.58 0
Once when Maro-chan was the last one in the handshake line, I unconsciously walked past without noticing her. Just as I was about to walk down the stairs, I heard her call out, “you missed Kanyon!” Looking back at her, she had both her hands spread open.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 11:21:56.44 0
Then apologize also for all the times you’d be looking away back in the S/mileage days.
Just how many times do you think you hurt me with your cold treatment?

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 11:23:06.72 0
Anyone who receives cold treatment from Maro-chan should take a long, hard look at themselves. I’m certain you were shaking hands with her while thinking, “Bleh! It’s that damn Maro!” Maro-chan is a mirror that reflects the image of the wota right back at them.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 11:14:08.33 0
Maro-chan really is cute.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:26:07.41 0
I’ve posted this many times before, but once at a group handshake event at LaQua, the person before me was proceeding forward really fast, so there was suddenly a space formed between me and him. So then Maro suddenly warned me by saying, “please move up and don’t leave spaces.“

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:27:20.82 0
I’m not sure this is something that needs to be reposted…

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:30:11.71 0
It needs to be reposted until the day Maro apologizes.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:37:53.34 0
What’s Maro up to lately?

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:38:21.01 0
She’s going to live shows with Tamura.

1. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年11月21日 23:50
Maybe his hands were so cold that she just brushed them off by reflex?

Ahh, I wish I could’ve shook hands with Maro, too… She had already graduated by the time I got to know ANGERME, but I really like her graduation song and PV. I still watch it often.

6. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年11月22日 01:11
I was wearing a Meimei towel around my neck. When Maro saw that she said, “yeah, Meimei is cute, isn’t she?,” and quickly shuffled me along to Meimei who was up next. Maro is kind.

7. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年11月22日 20:51
This female wota who I’d see at every event was right behind me, and when I was shaking hands with Maro, she barely even looked at me since she was so busy staring at the female wota. As I was leaving, I could hear Maro talking to her and going all, “ahh, I saw you!“

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:32:39.57 0
I remember once seeing a handshake report saying Maro was just humming to herself — she wouldn’t talk to the wota at all.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 12:46:23.83 0
I want to feed Maro some scalding hot oden.

8. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年11月23日 00:00
As expected of Maro.

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 13:44:53.74 0
Apology Maro is cute.

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 17:10:13.94 0
Maro is our eternal idol.

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/11/21(木) 13:52:42.89 0
Go to bed, Maro.

Henkka: Aaaaaaaaarrrgghh!

Sources: http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/54045487.html, https://twitter.com/kanonfukuda/status/1197294822568054784