Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:45:55.65 0.net
Yes?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:46:24.01 0.net
Smelling her own socks after concerts.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:46:47.76 0.net
Squeezing lemon juice on the fried chicken without first getting the others’ permission.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:47:30.73 0.net
Trying to light a cigarette, discovering that her lighter is out of fluid, and proceeding to throw it at the wall.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:50:03.89 0.net
Repeatedly shouting out the words “glue gun, glue gun!“

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:50:28.30 0.net
Of the things listed so far, I could easily forgive her for all of it.

145: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 22:00:17.29 0.net
>>1
In what sense? Whose forgiveness would she require?
① Momochi
② Her company
③ H!P wota
④ Society

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:51:11.31 0.net
Slapping some bald fan on the head at a handshake event.

186: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 22:34:13.94 0.net
Bluntly telling wig-wearing wota at handshake events: “excuse me, but please take off all hats before entering.“

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:53:20.08 0.net
Pulling on Momochi musubi.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:56:03.07 0.net
Selling Yamaki’s personal belongings on an internet auction site.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:04:09.56 0.net
Arrogant Chii.

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:03:45.37 O.net
Peeling the sticker off a banana and sticking it on Ozeko’s chin.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:16:59.54 0.net
Eating only the cheese off of cheese gratin.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:04:13.49 0.net
Peeing herself.

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:21:34.40 0.net
Shutting Yanagawa’s mouth with a stapler.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:27:24.30 0.net
Being an online right-winger.

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:40:35.13 0.net
Discovering a cavity and prodding it with her tongue.

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 20:54:29.95 O.net
Hijacking Sayu’s blog and blogging about buying some fortune slips, about making salad, about eating lots of pizza, about going to see the Christmas illuminations…

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:04:12.70 0.net
>>68
When Yamaki-san found out, she’d give her a good, hard slap or three.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:06:05.19 0.net
>>75
Once she’d cooled her head and regained her composure, she’d probably give her one more — just for good measure.

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:11:12.49 0.net
… I see a couple here that even Chii-chan wouldn’t be able to get away with.

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:12:33.95 0.net
Saying she doesn’t know how to close the curtains and making Yamaki-san do it for her.

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:25:58.82 0.net
Only speaking to Nonaka in English.

125: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:43:10.53 0.net
Playing a prank on Funaki by going up to her and saying “I know we’re both girls, but I think I’ve fallen in love with you, Musubi-chan…“

133: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:48:21.08 0.net
>>129
This goes just slightly over the acceptable limits.

137: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:50:08.04 0.net
Buying a plant and allowing it to get moldy.

138: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 21:52:27.87 0.net
After using the toilet, she’d set the bidet to the strongest setting before leaving.

152: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 22:08:32.82 0.net
Chii is cute so I’ll forgive her for anything.

156: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 22:12:37.92 0.net
Throwing Yanagawa’s DS in a river.

212: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 22:55:17.79 0.net
Buying-out Up-Front.

220: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 23:04:50.10 0.net
Spreading rumors within H!P: “Yanamin actually really likes Buddhist statues. Whenever she has free time, she’s always going around visiting temples.“

224: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 23:08:38.26 0.net
>>220
That one’s too dangerous.

168: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 22:23:40.49 0.net
Chii: “I think you new members of ANGERME are really great, I really do. But I have to ask: don’t you feel frustrated you couldn’t get into 12th gen?“

236: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 23:23:58.57 0.net
Examining the evidence from all angles; making claims on her blog that “the American moon landing never actually happened.“

241: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 23:31:22.19 0.net
Deleting Ozeki’s graduation thesis.

1. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2016年12月01日 15:02　id：45ULTahI0
You’re awful, Chii-chan.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/11/30(水) 19:52:08.70 0.net
Adultery.

253: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/01(木) 00:55:43.10 0.net
Being written about in the Panama Papers.

267: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/01(木) 02:30:59.46 0.net
Graduating from Country Girls.

269: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/01(木) 03:45:55.39 0.net
>>267
Now this I won’t forgive.

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