Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:48:41.99 0.net
Opinions to the contrary will not be recognized.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:50:08.59 0.net
That’s weird, because I’m pretty sure she’s my wife.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:52:04.95 0.net
Stop trying to monopolize her!

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:51:52.15 0.net
She’s everyone’s wife.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:54:33.70 0.net
To tell you guys the truth… it’s actually me who’s married to Momochi.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:54:59.80 0.net
She’s publicly announced that she feels like she’s married to all of her fans, so yes, you’re right: she is your wife. But she’s my wife as well.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 00:56:30.12 0.net
So finally it looks like even I’m getting married… I have to get ready.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:00:08.04 0.net
I’ll have to do my best at work.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:07:05.88 0.net
I enjoyed our honeymoon, though we called it a “Bus Tour.”

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:07:36.90 0.net
So it’s okay to assume that we’re married but that we just happen to be sleeping in separate rooms, right?

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:09:21.47 0.net
Just think of it as you having been transferred to work away from home.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:12:04.06 0.net
Thinking of it as a prolonged work transfer… that brought a smile to my face.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:16:22.24 0.net
You guys are married to Momochi.
I’m married to Tsugunaga Momoko.
Tsugunaga Momoko is my wife and my wife alone.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:17:23.22 0.net
>>28
What the hell are you talking about? Momochi and Tsugunaga Momoko are the same person, and she’s my wife all the same.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:18:41.93 0.net
Alright guys, break it up. I don’t want you fighting over my wife. Here, I’ll apologize in her stead: yurushite nyan. ♡

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:21:17.77 0.net
Coming home to find Momochi napping on the sofa would be enough to blow away all the exhaustion that’d piled up on me throughout the day.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:23:13.30 0.net
My wife used to always have short hair, but just recently she’s starting to grow it out and it’s so damned cute.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:23:42.35 0.net
Dammit, this latest work transfer is a long one…
But I’ll keep doing whatever it takes for my wife.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:26:16.13 0.net
My kids with Momoko will surely be cute.

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:27:30.86 0.net
I’d be completely fine even if she’d fallen asleep by the time I get home. If fixing the futon to cover Momochi’s sleeping figure would mark the end of my day, I would be one happy man.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:28:08.64 0.net
It’s entirely possible it’d actually be Momochi returning home late on most days.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:28:36.09 0.net
If it’s for Momochi, I’ll wait no matter how long it takes.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:29:02.73 0.net
I’d want to hug Momochi every night as I fall asleep. Would there be anything better than waking up to find Momochi snuggled around my arm?

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:33:13.13 0.net
If we ever had kids, I’m sure our child would sleep between us. I would go to bed, finding Momochi happily sleeping while embracing our child. Every morning I’d wake up before her to see that sight again. That’s pretty much the blueprint for a perfect life.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:37:21.71 0.net
I want to wake up early to make breakfast myself just to let Momochi sleep a while longer. Then when it’s time to go, I want to say “where’s my goodbye kiss?” and be promptly slapped.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:35:25.16 0.net
I’d like to have three kids. A boy who looked like his mother, and two girls. “Heya to Y-Shirts to Momochi.”

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:41:16.41 0.net
Only three kids? Man, if it’s with Momochi, I’d be good even with five. I’d seriously work my ass off.

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:44:37.88 0.net
I’d like our own private bedroom, but I bet Momochi would want to sleep together with the kids. That’s something I guess I’d just have to accept…

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:46:52.19 0.net
Not only that, she’d probably want to bathe with them, too. If Momochi ever became a mom, the kids would steal her away from you!

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 07:54:12.16 0.net
I actually have this image of Momochi that, once she marries, she’s the type who’ll herself want to give her husband that goodbye kiss and sleep (just sleep) in the same bed together. In other words, I think she likes physical contact. Or am I just imagining things?

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 10:55:24.88 0.net
>>78
Same here. She’s said that if she ever marries, she wants to exchange those daily I love yous and stuff. She’ll probably be constantly doting on her family.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:56:49.12 0.net
I can’t stop imagining all these scenarios of Momochi as my wife…

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:49:51.11 0.net
I don’t even care if you think of me as nothing but the family ATM!
Just allow me to be by your side!

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:59:06.11 0.net
Dammit, my wife is the definition of amazing.
Sorry, fellas.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/04/19(火) 01:33:56.36 0.net
Question: if you’re all supposed to be so happy in love, then what’s up with all the heartbreaking sadness in this thread?

Source: http://hot.hatenablog.com/entry/2016/04/19/220000