Wota in Translation

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:05:59.66 0.net
Khaki is the trend color of the year.

2: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:06:27.75 0.net
Gaucho pants.

3: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:06:54.74 0.net
Glue guns.

13: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:11:06.58 0.net
That you can’t play musical instruments without a lot of practice.

28: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:23:15.37 0.net
That you can have a really long-running TV show if you just secure your sponsors.

6: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:08:04.18 0.net
Yuzawaya.

7: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:08:31.96 0.net
Light & airy outfit coordination.

10: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:09:29.88 0.net
Pair looks.

9: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:09:20.75 O.net
That glue guns are useful.

11: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:10:02.11 0.net
I learned that Chii-chan’s ears are red even when she’s picking out clothes.

14: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:11:13.95 0.net
You must praise your seniors’ coordinations.

15: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:11:31.35 0.net
That Hello! Pro TIME was the best.

17: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:11:44.66 0.net
That Satoyama was fun.

32: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:25:57.57 0.net
That all those outfits they chose on the corner weren’t just thrown away afterwards.

37: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:30:43.42 0.net
I just realized they stopped doing the corner where they would check out all the little things the members were carrying in their bags.

56: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 12:05:58.06 0.net
That it’s possible to release 14 DVD’s even of a show like this.

57: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 12:09:22.23 0.net
That watching the outfit coordination segment is painful even if it’s my oshi doing the choosing. I just want them to show the usual dance lesson, voice training and rehearsal footage.

61: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 12:23:07.46 0.net
Well, if there’s one good thing about the show, it’s that we get a lot of studio live footage for posterity… even if it is all the exact same set.

76: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 12:51:07.13 0.net
That stylists are amazing.

33: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 11:26:57.19 0.net
I learned that even for a DD like me who thought he could enjoy any and all kinds of idol variety TV, there are some things that even I simply can’t stand to watch.

Tanaka Reina:
“It’ll spill out if I don’t swallow it fast enough.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:42:07.22 0.net

It’s time for me to get my get my physical examination soon. They’re going to run all sorts of tests on me.

I have to take barium as well as something that turns almost to like baking soda inside your mouth. (laughs) It’ll spill out if you don’t drink it fast, so they ask you to swallow it as quick as possible. But last year I somehow managed to spit it all out instead. (laughs)

It was so gross. I mean, the instant you put it in your mouth, it immediately starts to foam! It’d make anyone want to spit it out. It’s impossible to swallow it all in one go. That’s the only part of the exam I’m scared of. (laughs)

Ahhh.

I wonder if I’ll be able to swallow it okay?

http://ameblo.jp/tanakareina-blog/entry-12080723112.html

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:48:16.68 0.net
(*´Д`) (heavy breathing)

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:47:59.26 0.net
I’d be amazed if Reina didn’t phrase it like that intentionally.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:49:31.64 0.net
Just to clarify: she does know the mental image people are going to have when she puts it like that, right?

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:49:41.92 0.net
Is it really true that Reina’s a virgin…?

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:50:43.99 0.net
Reina is seriously so naive when it comes to this kind of thing.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:50:33.63 0.net
Wait, so Reina’s the type of girl who will swallow?

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:52:48.04 0.net
Reina, spitting out white liquid.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:57:31.59 0.net
I wonder how she’ll react if she later learns about the double meaning.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:58:26.10 0.net
Yep, she’s guaranteed to be a virgin.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:58:37.87 0.net
I don’t think she gets it.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 14:47:45.61 0.net
Yeah, she was definitely set up to post this by Neesan.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 22:23:42.84 0.net
Neesan enjoys making Reina — who has the brain of an elementary school child — say perverted things she doesn’t understand. And she receives sexual pleasure from doing so.

98: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/06(火) 02:36:07.02 O.net
Reinya, pretending like she isn’t a virgin — even though she is.

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 15:13:51.26 0.net
Reina is a virgin!
Yuukarin is innocence!

Miyamoto Karin:
“I always watch movies starting with the ending,
so I was surprised to notice how tiring it is
to actually watch them from the beginning!”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:17:38.57 0.net

When I’m watching movies by myself, I always watch them from the ending. To think that it’s this tiring to watch a movie from the beginning without having seen the ending first… Wow…!

http://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-12073170101.html

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:29:14.02 0.net
I only do this with porn.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:19:45.12 0.net
So going out on a movie date with Karin-chan is impossible, huh…

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:19:50.99 0.net
From the ending? So she fast-forwards to the last 15 minutes of the movie and watches those first? With every movie? What a weird girl.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:20:54.69 0.net
It can’t be helped — Karin-chan is an angel.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:24:23.29 0.net
Maybe she wants to first make sure that there’s a happy ending so she can watch the rest of it at ease?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:20:13.92 O.net
She’s the type who reads the strategy guide first before starting to play an RPG.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:24:58.09 0.net
There’s no way she does this only with movies. Even with serialized manga and stuff she definitely checks out the last pages first. (laughs)

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:24:58.86 0.net
Why watch movies in the first place if you do this?

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:29:21.68 0.net
Okay, I think Karin-chan might be a little bit too big of a genius for me.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:32:30.37 0.net
She’s the type who just doesn’t want to spend any energy on anything but singing, dancing and other idol-related activities.

195: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 22:53:26.00 0.net
So in other words, she’d like to have kids without having sex first?

306: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/14(月) 23:16:16.25 0.net
I feel like if someone did some psychoanalysis on her, they might discover rather interesting results.

Miyamoto Karin:
“I wish every person in the world was exactly the same.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:37:53.11 0.net

Question: If you could use magic, what’s the first spell you would cast?

Miyamoto Karin: I would make it so that everyone in the world would have the same looks, the same abilities, and the same ways of thinking. Everyone would be the same exact person.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:38:45.34 0.net
This is…

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:42:43.88 0.net
It can’t be helped if we ever hope to achieve a world without any wars.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:43:10.57 0.net
She seems tired.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:40:38.01 0.net
But then the question is: whose looks, abilities and way of thinking would you give them?

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:43:53.11 0.net
As expected of the cyborg.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:43:47.50 0.net
Well, if it was a world full of Karin-chans, at least I wouldn’t have much difficulty finding myself a good wife. (Although I’d be Karin-chan myself, too.)

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:51:53.67 0.net
Let’s at least just turn all the women into Karin-chans for starters.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:54:29.22 0.net
If everyone was Karin-chan… yeah, I might be okay with that. I want to be Karin-chan.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 18:55:53.50 0.net
Wait, I’m going to be Karin-chan, too? (laughs)
I don’t know how to feel about this…

127: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:02:03.45 0.net
1oku 3zenman Sou Karin-chan Oukoku.

132: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:03:49.10 0.net
Kind of like Mr. Smith in Matrix. Everyone’s going to become Karin-chan. (laughs)

155: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:08:02.13 0.net
Like this?

164: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:08:52.80 0.net
>>155
There’s a Mikitty in there!

171: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:10:16.87 0.net
Read what she said. She said she wanted everyone in the world to have the same looks, not that she specifically wanted everyone to have the same looks as her.

178: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:12:06.93 O.net
>>171
Ah, so it’s possible that it’s Karin-chan who will look like a disgusting wota instead!

254: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:31:56.77 0.net

147: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:06:37.41 0.net
The “Wonderful World” project, huh.

277: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:40:19.52 0.net
A world like this?

177: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:11:29.21 0.net
It’ll be impossible to tell people apart anymore. Basically you’ll all look exactly like me.

179: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:12:18.43 0.net
I’m me and you’re me.

180: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:12:31.83 0.net
I don’t want to look the same as you guys. (laughs)

206: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:16:46.88 O.net
That’s one serious magic spell right there. I don’t think you could pull that off even with 999MP.

197: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/31(月) 19:15:05.78 0.net
And this is the first spell she’s going to cast?

Juice=Juice sneak into Miyamoto Karin’s room
in the middle of the night; take picture of her that they must
“never under any circumstances show anyone.“

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:04:30.34 0.net

http://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-12101715271.html

P.S.

In my blog post yesterday, I was talking about a certain secret project I was doing with the other members. So yesterday when all of us were staying at a hotel, the four of us (sans Miyamoto Karin-chan) all did as we’d planned and made our way to her room at exactly midnight to celebrate her birthday. I took a picture of Karin-chan in the process… but I was told that I was under no circumstances ever to post it on the blog. (laughs)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:05:34.27 0.net
Wha-…?

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:07:17.11 0.net
Karin-chan… (;´Д｀) (heavy breathing)

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:13:25.72 0.net
“Don’t put it up! Don’t you dare!”

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:08:32.09 0.net
There’s only one thing one could be busy doing in a hotel room alone by themselves at 12 AM.

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:27:55.50 0.net
I can imagine nothing but erotic scenarios.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:09:56.21 0.net
Sleeping naked?

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:15:24.26 0.net
She was removing her black contact lenses.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:18:29.32 0.net
Whatever it was she was doing, she was so immersed in it, she didn’t even hear them knocking on the door…

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:21:59.99 0.net
Body maintenance.

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:28:39.97 0.net
She was charging herself.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:24:53.25 0.net
No, she’s just so bruised from inter-group violence. Kanatomo hits her in places other than the legs, arms or the face. She targets places that are normally never exposed to cameras.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:25:50.53 0.net
Karin-chan’s weakness being taken advantage of.

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:29:05.99 0.net
Naked yoga.

122: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/02(水) 06:44:45.63 0.net
Miyamoto: “Wh-, no, wait, what!?”

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/02(水) 00:41:25.57 0.net
She seems like the type who would pay money to watch videos of foreigners doing naked yoga on the internet.

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:30:40.90 0.net
She must’ve been thinking about her male co-actor from their drama shoot…

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 23:18:53.15 0.net
Karin-chan’s Black Butterfly!

Does Tokunaga Chinami actually
do anything besides GREEN ROOM?

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 01:40:09.52 O.net
Does she just stay at home all day?

2: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 01:40:38.97 0.net
Word and Excel.

6: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 02:17:17.53 0.net
She sells goods.

5: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 01:48:47.12 0.net
Does she actually do anything as an Advisor?

10: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 02:41:08.31 0.net
If we assume that she gets 10,000 yen per each episode of GREEN ROOM, that makes her monthly salary 40,000 yen.

32: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 02:59:46.77 0.net
Shimizu: judge for auditions, coach for Kenshuusei
Tokunaga: sells goods

49: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 03:26:31.09 0.net
Does Chinami have something she actually wants to do?

52: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 03:28:46.18 0.net
>>49
Of course not. (laughs)

57: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 03:33:12.42 0.net
I bet she would’ve just wanted to go on dancing with Berryz, not having to think about anything in particular. I don’t think she has any plans for her future. She probably figured Berryz was going to go on forever.

59: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 03:36:06.69 0.net
It’s kind of sad that Chinami is the only one who hadn’t come up with anything to do afterwards. The others were probably thinking about their futures well before in advance. Well, Miyabi-chan may be another one who was kinda similar to Chinami in that sense.

55: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 03:31:00.52 0.net
Chinami is cute, so I don’t mind even if she doesn’t do anything.

65: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 05:12:08.43 0.net
Seeing the thread title reminded me of Tokunaga’s existence for the first time in three months or so.

58: 無し募集中。。。 2015/10/13(火) 03:34:01.56 0.net
A Chinami that’s actually doing something is no Chinami at all.

Tokunaga Chinami to study abroad!
~déjà vu~

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:02:45.01 0.net

Announcement regarding Tokunaga Chinami
http://www.helloproject.com/news/3897/

Thank you for your continued support of Hello! Project.

Tokunaga Chinami, who has continued to be involved with Hello! Project in her training as Hello! Project Advisor following the conclusion of Berryz Koubou’s activities, has decided she wishes to study abroad. For quite some time, she has been thinking about her future and how she would like to improve her English proficiency. Our company respects her wishes, and we will support her in her studies abroad.

We plan for Hello! Project to continue having overseas activities, and Tokunaga has voiced her desire to return to Japan once her English has improved and help us spread the positivity of Hello! Project to people all around the world. She hopes to keep contributing as an even more valuable Hello! Project Advisor.

We ask for your continued support of Tokunaga Chinami.

Up-Front Promotion
Representative Director
Oohama Minoru

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:05:46.98 0.net
“We are sad to inform you that we simply were not able to find any work for Tokunaga, and thus we will be sending her to study abroad.”

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:06:58.82 0.net
To Up-Front, sending someone to study abroad is like their established practice of getting rid of nuisances.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:07:19.57 0.net
Studying abroad in New Zealand and getting a score of like 700 on the TOEIC — I don’t believe that’s going to help her sell H!P’s goods any better.

258: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:25:25.06 0.net
Chinami becoming fluent in English?
Pssh. Yeah right. She has better chances of becoming a sea lion trainer.

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:08:50.55 0.net
They’re going to unveil Tokunaga Chinami’s new super unit in N.Y.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/25(水) 19:08:01.15 0.net
This office sure likes the idea of studying abroad.

 

… It’s not the same thing as banishment, is it…? Is it…?

I’ll be honest:
Oda-chan is my favorite 11th gen member!

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:07:18.71 0.net
I’m sure someone out there must agree!

5: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:09:43.51 0.net
It takes guts to admit something like that.

3: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:08:43.93 0.net
I’m the opposite: Oda-chan is the one 11th gen member I just can’t stand.

9: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:12:02.56 0.net
What about your least favorite 11th gen member?

10: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:12:50.09 0.net
>>9
They’re all good.

18: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:16:12.36 O.net
They’re all great singers, so I like the 11th gen.

22: ルウ 2015/09/02(水) 17:20:57.56 O.net
This is just conjecture, but I feel like 11th gen will all graduate together. They all joined on the same day, and they’ll graduate on the same day… what a thought. It’s like they share a common destiny.

34: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:27:51.84 0.net
The coincidence that the members are all from Zama kind of feels like fate, doesn’t it?

35: HWM 2015/09/02(水) 17:28:32.84 O.net
I love Oda-chan, but Sakura-chan is pretty great, too. And yet, everyone’s always going all “Oda-chan, Oda-chan“… it doesn’t feel like Sakura-chan has nearly as many fans. Well, with all that said though, I actually prefer Oda-chan, too.

41: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:31:49.11 0.net
>>35
Things are way harder for me as a Rakkyo fan. Back when 11th gen had just joined, Terada was a big supporter of her, too.

40: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:31:41.60 0.net
The bonds between 11th gen really are something else.

60: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:39:18.45 0.net
I want to marry everyone from 11th gen.

75: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:45:55.53 0.net
Honestly, 11th gen is probably the most unified generation of the group.

86: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:52:32.46 0.net
11th gen is capable of telepathy.

100: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 19:43:53.41 0.net
Let me guess: another 11th gen discord thread?

88: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/02(水) 17:52:43.60 0.net
I really can’t pick any one favorite from 11th gen.

148: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/03(木) 17:23:04.02 0.net
The huge boobs ratio of 11th gen really is quite remarkable.

Henkka: I feel bad for Oda-chan.

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