Wota in Translation

By the looks of it, you guys are all
going to have a pretty terrible case of
Maro Loss once she graduates…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 13:55:38.64 0.net
I mean, just look how bad Uta Loss is…

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 13:58:01.22 0.net
“Maro Loss.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:00:00.46 0.net
“Maro Loss” is difficult to pronounce. Let’s just call it Maloss.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 13:57:41.81 0.net
No, Maloss will not happen.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:00:44.70 0.net
Maro is a super idol — for our sake she’s going to graduate in a way that won’t make us feel any loss whatsoever.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 13:58:29.42 0.net
Well, I do feel kind of sad when I think about how I won’t be able to see her indecent ass anymore.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:01:51.84 0.net
Maro is going to become a lyricist. Besides, we’ll probably keep getting all that annoying Maro stuff on her blog, so her graduation is no problem at all. (laughs)

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:04:51.43 0.net
Sayu Loss ← Understandable.
Uta Loss ← Understandable.
Berryz Loss ← Well, okay, sure.
Maro Loss ← ?????????

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:06:29.23 0.net
On the contrary. Starting on the very next day after her graduation (where she sheds some crocodile tears), she’ll probably become a lot more active on her blog. She’s then mainly going to be active as a YouTuber and NicoNico streamer. She’s going to become more annoying than ever before — there’s no time for us to feel any sort of loss. (laughs)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:10:03.91 0.net
Once she graduates, she’s probably going to evolve from a seal to a walrus in no time. Three months later, she’ll be a sea lion.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:11:44.20 0.net
Even if there was some Maro Loss, it’s nothing that booze and a good night’s sleep wouldn’t cure.

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:15:41.15 0.net
I did some research.

“Announcement from Uta-chan” thread → part 13
“Maro graduation announcement” thread → part 2

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:16:12.71 0.net
>>71
Maro… (laughs)

283: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 15:20:26.34 0.net
>>71
I feel bad for her.

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:17:07.84 0.net
This is the Maro I love.

126: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:31:29.46 0.net
When Maro — who is like an improved, flawless version of Uta-chan — graduates… it’ll be a scene reminiscent of hell.

139: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:35:18.05 0.net
>>126

141: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:36:04.54 0.net
>>139
Oh shit. (laughs)

147: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:36:55.39 0.net
>>139
The difference between these two pictures is so huge, it’s making my ears ring.

215: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:57:26.27 0.net
Ever since I first heard about Maro’s graduation, I’ve been able to get nothing but food down my throat.

218: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:59:00.32 0.net
>>215
I get you. Me, I haven’t been able to sleep more than eight hours every night since the announcement.

206: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:52:30.99 0.net
It really does feel like time itself will stop once Maro graduates and we’ll no longer be able to have these silly threads about her anymore…

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/17(水) 14:12:05.69 0.net
Maro Loss?
More like Maro Ass Loss.

If there was a show called BLACK ROOM
hosted by Fukuda Maro…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:16:56.78 0.net
What would it be like?

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:20:30.31 0.net
Kumai-chan would be the guest for every single episode.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:26:15.42 0.net
It’d be discontinued after the fifth episode.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:30:54.40 0.net
She’d try to get better ratings by doing a porn review corner.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:33:32.62 0.net

(Text: “I feel reeeally unhappy.“)

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:36:17.07 0.net
She’d have a corner where she’d call fans on the phone — except she’d call the same wota every single time.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:37:53.19 0.net
She’d try to solve fans’ sex-related problems with her guest of the week.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 00:40:48.11 0.net
She’d casually blurt out other members’ home addresses and telephone numbers like it was nothing.

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 01:13:23.11 0.net
She’d explain the good parts or hidden meanings behind her own lyrics.

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 01:19:22.85 0.net
She’d point out all the faults in new music videos.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 01:43:46.14 0.net
Maro’s completely useless diet advice corner.

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 01:53:16.86 0.net
She’d only read fan mail that praised the hell out of Maro.

87: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/10(火) 02:12:51.86 0.net
She’d suddenly break out crying.

0: Henkka 2015/12/01(火)
Fun fact: this thread is inspired by Maro’s appearance on this show. Maro herself pictures BLACK ROOM being a show where, when interviewing the sound supervising staff for example, she’d ask them questions like “be honest: which members slack off the most when it comes to singing?” The show would be pay-to-watch — Maro wants to monetize it. Whereas GREEN ROOM has those little bits between corners of members saying things like “I love you” or “I’m so happy,” in BLACK ROOM they would be saying things like “I’m so bored,” “go home” or “I’m so pissed off” — she imagines girls like Suzuki Airi and Miyamoto Karin saying these phrases. She thinks the show should be uploaded every week exactly at the same time as GREEN ROOM. At the end of her monologue, one of the hosts clarifies to the audience that Maro is, indeed, completely sober.

Maro also mentions that there’s a staff member (Hashimoto Shin) who’s actually said they would want to make BLACK ROOM a reality.

What kind of a guy do you reckon
Fukuda Maro is going to end up marrying?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 18:50:47.83 0.net
What sort of a guy would able to accept her for who she is?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 18:52:18.24 0.net
Some extremely rich guy.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 18:52:37.85 O.net
Some wife-beating asshole.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 18:54:50.09 0.net
She seems like the type who’s going to become a single mother very quickly.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:03:28.76 0.net
A pig farmer.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:04:25.33 0.net
She seems like the type who’s going to become depressed from child-rearing.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:09:15.46 0.net
She seems like she’s going to cheat on her husband with some married guy with kids.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:39:24.07 0.net
Some comedian.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:39:31.21 0.net
Some idiot guy who’s completely empty inside.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:42:09.49 0.net
Some really old IT executive.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:57:58.87 0.net
She’s going to have a shotgun marriage with some visual kei bassist.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 20:38:04.12 0.net
Honestly, the only partner I can imagine her having is some completely clueless guy who hit on her at a club and they got a shotgun marriage soon after.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/27(日) 19:39:19.63 O.net
Neglect Mother Fukuda.

Yamaguchi Momoe. Matsuda Seiko. Fukuda Kanon.

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 09:59:09.01 0.net
The three great idols of Japan.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:11:24.23 O.net
Any objections?

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:13:23.48 0.net
What?! No Candies?!

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:18:49.85 0.net
Ah, looks like you’ve figured out the first three. Just add Asaka Yui and you have the Big Four.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:13:01.17 0.net
That last name was supposed to be Kamei Eri, right?

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:19:53.15 0.net
>>8
No, he must’ve meant the late Matsuura Aya.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:43:58.83 0.net
Goto Maki, Matsuura Aya, Fukuda Kanon. The three great H!P idols.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:25:47.80 0.net
The legend, the goddess, and the low-grade earless seal.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:11:55.52 0.net
Who the hell is Fukuda Kanon?

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/17(火) 10:38:29.15 0.net
It’s completely impossible to have a thread titled this reach 60, even 40 replies. (laughs)

It’s pretty much just us Japanese people who
understand the greatness of Fukuda Maro, right?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:16:16.93 0.net
I feel like the high-level entertainment factor of Maro is something that must be quite difficult for foreigners to grasp.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:17:39.53 0.net
I’m Japanese and I do not understand it in the least.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:17:55.43 0.net
Some intelligence is required.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:18:36.17 0.net
You have to be a very forgiving person to understand her greatness.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:22:03.18 0.net
You need a loving heart.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:18:50.93 0.net
I feel like the people who do understand her greatness would be suited for animal caretaking work.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:23:04.86 0.net
She’s impossible to like if you’re the type of person who likes to point out flaws in others, or blame others for things.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:26:07.66 0.net
“What the hell is wrong with this girl?” → “Huh…? I think I’m kinda starting to get addicted to her…”

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:26:44.98 0.net
You need to understand the meaning of wabi-sabi.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:30:59.75 0.net
If you don’t understand the beauty of that ass of hers, you’re (mentally) not a real Japanese person.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:42:00.01 0.net
Maro’s probably in the top 10 in H!P when it comes to having the largest number of fans, and yet she has extremely few foreign wota.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/25(火) 04:51:45.25 O.net
That black hair, those black eyes, and that body shape that never changes…

Fukuda Maro:
“Sasaki Rikako is cute, but she has one of those
faces that you either really love or hate.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:50:28.00 0.net

ANGERME Akihabara talk event.
Fukuda Kanon’s criticism: “Girls like Sasaki Rikako and Tamura Meimi are cute, but they both have those faces that you either really love or hate. The people who do like them are pretty much head over heels with them though…” #ANGERME

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:52:01.66 0.net
It’s almost like she’s saying that with the implication that she herself has a universally accepted face.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:54:18.19 0.net
Yeah. How about that seal face of yours then? (laughs)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:53:36.77 0.net
Wow. She just spits out everything that comes to her mind.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:53:55.00 0.net
Well, it’s true that I do like Meimei and don’t really care much for Rikako.
But Maro? I can’t even remember her face.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:55:42.03 0.net
I agree that Tamura has one of those unique faces that you either really love or hate, but Rikako? She has that natural beauty to her that’s pretty much loved by everyone.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 20:04:39.99 0.net
Tamura = Chloë Grace Moretz
Sasaki = Mizuhara Kiko

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 20:06:20.56 0.net
Um, no matter which way you look at it, Sasaki definitely has a more universally accepted face than Fukuda. (laughs)

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 19:54:37.33 0.net
I do kinda understand what she’s trying to say though.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 20:08:59.30 0.net
I get what she’s saying, but it’s just not convincing when it’s Maro saying it.

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 20:33:36.16 0.net
Well, Fukuda Kanon is like the reincarnation of Aibon so she has a universally well-liked face, too.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/18(日) 20:13:10.84 0.net
Maro’s ass is something that you either really love or hate.

Fukuda Maro:
“I used to prank ugly guys by sending them fake love letters.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:09:41.92 O.net
Source: radio.

Maro: But I used to do this thing as a prank on Valentine’s Day… The guys are all expecting something on that day, right? So I used to give these love letter-ish letters to some guys — guys who seemed unpopular — as a prank. I did that quite a lot with my friends.
Female co-host: Those poor guys…
Male co-host: I just want to say this as a male representative in the studio: please don’t do that to anyone.
Maro: (giggles)

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:11:23.90 0.net
As expected of Maro.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:20:16.81 0.net
I don’t even need to know the source. It’s obvious that’s the type of person she is.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:16:45.89 0.net
That’s what someone did to me as well.
I stopped going to school after that.

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:31:45.98 0.net
Typical Maro piece-of-shit-ism.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:31:14.32 0.net
This is exactly why I just can’t stop myself from being a Maro wota.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:15:09.87 0.net
Please, Maro, I’m begging you. Don’t even think about writing a tell-all book about your career.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:16:03.78 0.net
Yeah. She seems like she’s going to be saying stuff like “I hated this and that person, but I had no choice but to be in the group with them” right after she graduates.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:33:01.55 0.net
This is the kind of stuff that you laugh off as being typical Maro, but if this had actually happened to you, you’d hate that person for the rest of your life.

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:42:46.25 0.net
Recently it’s become increasingly difficult to tell how serious both Maro and you guys are. Where do the jokes end and where does reality begin?

139: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:59:20.18 0.net
Yeah, you don’t know if what she said really happened. She’s such a spontaneous liar, it’s impossible to tell the truth from the lies anymore. But whether that actually happened or not, even just the fact that she had an idea like that in her head makes her a terrible person. (laughs)

85: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:46:00.10 0.net
Do any of you guys actually listen to this show? This is impossible to take if you’re not a Maro wota.

109: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:52:03.13 0.net
She was just polishing her skills as a lyricist by writing those fake love letters…

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:54:29.95 0.net
That’s so awful of her, I laughed.

128: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:56:56.26 0.net
Ayacho’s the only person I can trust anymore.

165: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 01:02:47.99 0.net
Maro pretty much hates all you guys, you know.

171: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 01:04:17.53 0.net
>>165
Well, that was quite obvious from the way she’s always acted at events. (laughs)

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:33:26.82 0.net
Maro, write one for me, too! Deceive me!

159: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 01:02:06.57 0.net
Bend over, Maro. It’s time for a good spanking.

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/21(水) 00:39:53.22 0.net
It’s another peaceful day in the world thanks to Maro being such a terrible person.

Fukuda Maro:
“My mom is a former stylist, so I really wish people
would stop badmouthing my sense of fashion!”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/25(日) 20:19:22.49 0.net

Topic: “You have no right saying that to me!”

“My mother who is an ex-stylist critiques my fashion every day. “These clothes don’t suit you,” “if you’re going to wear this, you need to wear some tighter pants,” things like that. And besides, no matter what sort of weird clothes I may be wearing, at the end of the day it’s me who’s losing face so there’s no problem.

Sometimes I want to sort of go against my mom because I’ll have read some fashion magazine and discovered what’s currently trendy. So if I’m going to be going out wearing something eccentric, I have to run out the door fast while my mom is in the living room — otherwise she’ll stop me if she sees what I’m wearing.”

Source: Slash&Burn

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/25(日) 20:26:58.61 0.net
Does this girl ever do anything but complain?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/25(日) 20:20:13.44 0.net
What a pain in the ass.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/25(日) 20:37:07.16 0.net
But… you have no fashion sense, Maro-chan…

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/25(日) 20:42:48.55 0.net
I personally feel that Maro needs to wear more cleavage-revealing clothes.

Fukuda Maro asks complete stranger
to take picture of herself

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 11:52:41.71 0.net

ANGERME @ Hyakkaryoran @angerme_1129

This is Fukuda Kanon! I was in Shibuya by myself, so I mustered up the courage to ask a stranger to take this picture of me! (laughs)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 11:53:11.54 0.net
>>1
She’s so lying. She was there with her boyfriend.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 11:53:42.52 0.net
This seems so made-up. (laughs)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 11:56:17.17 0.net
Judging from the height from which the picture was taken, it was a guy who took it.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 11:58:40.18 0.net
Could’ve been Kumai-chan.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 12:02:40.07 0.net
I’m thinking the person who took this picture is around 185cm.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 12:07:57.45 0.net
>>12
Yep. It’s gotta be Kumaicho.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 12:26:48.37 0.net
But even if she just went all out and said “I have a boyfriend,” would it even have any sort of negative effect at this point?

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/11(水) 15:47:35.15 0.net
When I think about how lonely she must’ve looked when she went over there, set up her camera on her tripod, took the picture, dismantled the tripod, then wrote on her cellphone that she’d just asked some stranger to take a picture of her, it just makes me feel like giving her a big, warm hug from behind…

This picture of a wota,
drawn by Fukuda Maro…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:13:29.78 0.net

(Text: “You should stop “truly” loving idols — for your own good. It’s not cool!“)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:14:30.18 0.net
Just two more months of having to take this crap.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:17:41.45 0.net
She’s totally making fun of her fans.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:21:48.53 0.net
What a lucky guy to receive such helpful life advice from Maro-sama.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:24:16.20 0.net
I want Maro’s autograph.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:26:51.10 0.net
Remember, folks: this is the same girl who’s soon going to become a genius lyricist.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:32:38.90 0.net
Everyone knows that “real love” wota are banned from being fans of H!P in the first place.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:45:27.02 0.net
Maro-chan is so kind.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/26(土) 13:38:26.26 0.net
Maro is the symbol of freedom.

Fukuda Maro:
“I like to look at wota during handshake events and
try to guess whether they’re good or bad at their jobs.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/13(金) 19:36:45.76 0.net

Maro, on the topic of “Watashi“:
When doing handshake events, she likes to try and guess the job titles of people who she shakes hands with. “I wonder if this person’s a company president?“, “I wonder if this person is good or bad at their job?” etc. As expected of Maro.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/13(金) 19:47:36.00 O.net
This girl is a lost cause.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/13(金) 19:39:43.48 0.net
Well, we look at you and think about how bad you seem to be at giving good handshakes.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/13(金) 21:34:30.79 0.net
Oh crap… she’s realized I’m jobless? I want to die.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/13(金) 19:44:50.80 0.net
That’s it.
I’m switching my oshi Morning Musume’s Iikubo-san.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/13(金) 19:44:04.16 0.net
Maro, you’re so cute.

Seriously, Maro is so disinterested
during handshake events it’s laughable

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 07:08:21.08 0.net
She was worse than Katsuta. (laughs) The ANGERME member with the best interaction was her generation mate, Wada. What was that whole thing about her “putting her life on the line” for ANGERME until her graduation?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 07:09:02.36 0.net
Maro is all talk no action.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 07:40:19.38 0.net
Hey, you get Kananan before her and Ayacho right after. Think of her as a dish to clean your palate between two courses.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 10:13:07.94 0.net
She might have said she’d do her best until her graduation, but she never said anything about handshakes.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 10:05:50.48 0.net
Well, what would you prefer? Her giving you a fake smile and a half-assed “thank yooou“? Would that be better? There’s nothing more boring than the default interaction.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 09:15:50.59 0.net
Kanyon’s just a bit socially awkward is all…

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 10:09:37.04 0.net
It’s your mistake for being a Maro oshi in the first place.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 12:09:29.87 0.net
I’d gotten so used to Maro’s blunt, unsocial handshakes that one day when out of the blue she greeted me with a warm smile, I was actually so dumbfounded I couldn’t say anything back to her.

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/01(月) 13:28:44.43 0.net
Marotesque, the Human Seal.

Fukuda Maro:
“I have many boyfriends —
different people tell me they love me
hundreds of times a day.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 13:18:32.04 0.net

さぅーはー‏@pocky8408
CD Journal August edition, Fukuda Kanon.
Speaking on the subject of having to find common ground with her university friends who aren’t aware that she’s an idol, she tells them: “I mostly see my boyfriend on Saturdays. And not just one — I have many boyfriends. I’m told “I love you” hundreds of times a day.” She meant handshake events.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 13:21:34.50 0.net
Wait, she has friends?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 13:19:53.91 0.net
>>1
Again with the lies, Maro?
What a cutie pie.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 13:30:02.45 0.net
I kind of feel like she’s lying even about attending university in the first place.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 13:31:24.46 0.net
It’s impossible to tell how much of that is a fabrication. That’s Maro Quality for you.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 13:42:20.67 O.net
Whatever. Hand over those panties, Maro.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/07/19(日) 14:07:20.25 0.net
So Maro really is a virgin after all!

Maro slumps down on table during handshake event

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:51:03.28 0.net

@
Maro was slumping down on the table when people were looping. She was even warned by Suzuki-san. (Note: one of ANGERME’s managers.)

@
ANGERME, 3rd session. Maro-sama got told off by Suzuki-san for thoughtlessly half-sitting down on the table during the final loops. (laughs) #ANGERME

@
ANGERME @ LaLaport. During the last handshake loops after one of the fans got past her, Maro was warned by one of the leading staff for sitting down on the table. (laughs) Not sure whether I should laugh or cry…

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:53:23.50 0.net
I want to spank her ass.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:52:32.06 0.net
She really just doesn’t give a damn anymore, does she? (laughs)

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:53:53.06 0.net
Excuse her. Her ass is just too heavy.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:55:14.32 0.net
She’s become a seal in both body and soul…

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:55:43.59 0.net
That’s fine. Be free and allow yourself to live as the seal that you are.

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 19:00:19.70 0.net
She has a huge ass. It can’t be helped.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:56:53.90 0.net
Forgive her — Maro just doesn’t have enough stamina.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:56:59.96 0.net
Half of her body weight is stored in that ass of hers.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 18:58:16.98 0.net
So that’s her way of protesting all the loopers.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 19:03:05.05 0.net
This is just how Maro’s attitude towards work is. It can’t be helped.

99: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 19:03:55.25 0.net
I feel lonely realizing that pretty soon we won’t be able to get any new threads like this…

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/06/27(土) 19:06:27.05 0.net
I want to slump down on Maro’s ass.

The rules for Fukuda Maro’s
long handshake event…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/04(水) 23:44:03.56 0.net

【Fukuda Kanon long handshake event】
≪Long handshake rules≫
※ You may shake hands with Fukuda Kanon at this event. Since the time you have available is longer than normal handshake events, you may be able to have proper conversations with her. However, while the probability of this happening is low, it is possible you may receive a “cold interaction.” There are no guarantees.

http://www.helloproject.com/event/detail/890ac98d8a5b404493029fd52e49429e02ce61f4/

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/04(水) 23:52:50.59 0.net
I don’t know why, but reading that made me somehow irritated.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/05(木) 00:06:11.94 0.net
She’s going to make her wota suffer until the very end, huh.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/04(水) 23:46:01.20 0.net
Nuh-uh, Maro will only give god-like interactions!

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/04(水) 23:46:09.61 0.net
But Maro’s said before that if you want a great interaction, she’s going to give you a cold one. So then it should follow that if you go in hoping for a cold interaction, she’ll instead give you an amazing one.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/05(木) 00:13:27.02 0.net
So they’re not going to take any responsibility whatsoever. (laughs)

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/05(木) 00:15:35.47 0.net
Maro giving cold interactions to fans is something that even the office now publicly recognizes.

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/05(木) 00:32:27.63 0.net
If only they’d have her do an ass-spanking event, it’d be a huge success.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/04(水) 23:45:21.53 0.net
“There are no guarantees.”
“There are no guarantees.”
“There are no guarantees.”

LOL:
Fukuda Maro is absent from
her very last handshake event!!!

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 12:56:31.57 0.net

@
They announced just before the handshake event that Fukuda is absent today!

@
Maro-san is suffering from poor physical condition so Wada is covering for her! Everyone’s going like “the main member isn’t here…” (laughs)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 12:58:30.72 0.net
This damn illness-faking seal…

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 12:59:00.78 0.net
This has got to be a joke, right?
I’m never going to see her again?

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:00:19.15 0.net
Wasn’t this her last handshake event before her graduation?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 12:59:31.37 0.net
Maro is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:00:31.66 0.net
The ultimate cold interaction. (laughs)

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:00:47.49 0.net
Oh wow! (laughs)

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:01:21.35 0.net
That’s genuinely pretty amazing. (laughs)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:02:37.62 0.net
Even at the very end she doesn’t change. That’s Marotesque for you. (laughs)

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:03:20.17 0.net
As expected of Maro-san. There’s no one quite like this girl. (laughs)

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:03:33.77 0.net
Sucks for all you ‘tesquers. (laughs)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:05:35.00 0.net
When she goes this far… all I can really say is “bravo.“

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:06:53.17 0.net
Marotesque — denying fans their handshakes until the very end.

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:07:00.38 0.net
Maro-san is such a piece of scum, she actually starts to look cute.

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:07:20.52 0.net
She’s seriously just making fun of her fans at this point. (laughs)

149: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:12:01.98 0.net
Even Ayacho must be muttering under her breath: “this god damn piece of shit seal…“

161: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:12:52.09 0.net
She hates handshakes that much? (laughs)
Well, I guess it’s only obvious — I wouldn’t want to shake hands with you guys either.

203: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:15:09.55 0.net
As expected of Maro-san. She always manages to surprise us in the most original ways. (laughs)

211: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:15:37.70 0.net
Ayacho was completely expressionless at the event…

232: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:17:03.62 0.net
>>211
Well, yeah. I wouldn’t know what kind of an expression to have on my face either.

276: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:20:01.78 0.net
I feel bad for Ayacho.

302: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:21:27.30 O.net
If Ayacho gets all depressed again, Maro is the one to blame.

327: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:22:58.11 0.net
This will make for good future lyric material.

370: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:26:10.71 0.net
The Osakan wota don’t even get to say their final goodbyes to Maro. (laughs)

401: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:28:03.45 0.net
For some wota this was the last time they were ever going to meet Maro. (laughs)

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:07:08.19 0.net
Not a single person in this thread is worried about her well-being.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:01:43.95 0.net
It could be that she’s going to be absent even from her own graduation concert!

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:03:42.62 0.net
>>21
Well, she has been talking about doing something at her graduation concert that no one has ever done before…

339: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/22(日) 13:23:57.90 O.net
Maro: “wota are bacteria.“

So what are your thoughts on
Fukuda Maro’s graduation now?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:06:03.76 0.net
How was it all?

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:08:33.50 0.net
She had the looks and the vocals.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:09:21.73 0.net
It feels like now that she’s gone, the only really “H!P-like” H!P members left are Ayacho and °C-ute.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:10:23.53 0.net
Yuukarin was there.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:11:19.90 0.net
What about Mano-chan?

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:12:02.65 0.net
Mano-chan and Yuukarin were watching the concert side-by-side. They looked pretty close as they talked.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:12:24.81 0.net
Finally I can graduate from being a wota. It’s been a long time coming.
Time to get properly started with my studies.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:12:45.48 0.net
I was disappointed the concert didn’t end with them performing as Mano-chan’s backing dancers.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:13:57.96 0.net
I prefer these sorts of refreshing graduation ceremonies compared to the ones by Musume that can feel a little bit acted.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:19:03.10 0.net
I kind of expected it to be a more adventurous graduation concert, but it was pretty simple.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 21:21:02.43 0.net
It was, but content-wise it was great anyway. There were laughs as well as touching moments. It was an honest, feel-good graduation.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 22:22:41.77 0.net
Fukuda was a prodigy until the very end.

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/29(日) 23:03:39.73 0.net
We’re losing the one member we could always make fun of on here without fear. It’s going to get lonely.

120: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:47:51.26 0.net
There wasn’t much of a “tragic” feeling to her graduation, but losing Maro is really going to cost the group both in vocal prowess as well as talking skill.

1. カラフル名無しさん 2015年11月30日 16:43
Maro was so cute!
I’ve started feeling lonely without her already!
Don’t tell me… Could this be… Maro Loss…?

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:04:12.99 0.net
Before her graduation though, wasn’t she talking about how she would do something that had never been done at a graduation concert before, or something along those lines? What was that all about? (Sorry if this is all bad info.)

The no. 1 thing Fukuda Maro wished to
make a reality at her graduation concert…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:16:54.11 0.net
… As well as her love towards the members you can sense from that wish of hers.

Thank you.
http://ameblo.jp/angerme-kanonfukuda/entry-12101128094.html

The no. 1 thing I was the most particular about, the no. 1 thing I most wanted to do, was the medley where I sung with each member together, one-by-one. This was the thing I was keeping a secret all this time, the surprise I was talking about. ♪ The songs in it were all chosen by me, too.

0: Henkka 2015/12/01(火)
Medley:

1. Futari wa NS (Fukuda Kanon, Wada Ayaka)
2. Kiiroi Jitensha to Sandwich (Fukuda Kanon, Sasaki Rikako)
3. Shikkari Shite yo! Mou (Fukuda Kanon, Aikawa Maho)
4. Odorou yo (Fukuda Kanon, Murota Mizuki)
5. Smile Blues (Fukuda Kanon, Tamura Meimi)
6. Koibito wa Kokoro no Ouendan (Fukuda Kanon, Katsuta Rina)
7. Nee Senpai (Fukuda Kanon, Takeuchi Akari)
8. Yattaruchan (Fukuda Kanon, Nakanishi Kana)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:21:49.17 0.net
Thinking about the members first, even though it’s your graduation concert… Looks like angels really do exist.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:24:19.52 0.net
Maro’s amazing…

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:36:38.34 0.net
You can feel her love towards the members and towards H!P.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 15:47:42.54 0.net
She did say that this is something you think they must’ve done before, but they actually haven’t. I like this a lot better than listening to eight speeches from the other members.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:26:55.56 0.net
It feels like this is something they’re going to make a standard feature at graduation concerts from now on — duets with the remaining members, one-by-one.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:30:33.99 0.net
Please become H!P’s producer, Maro.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:31:27.72 0.net
Yeah. They would do well to put Maro’s wota point-of-view to good use.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:33:22.17 0.net
I’d really like to see a Hello!Con produced by Maro. It’s pretty much guaranteed that the shuffles would be amazing.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:34:33.77 0.net
Give us our Maro!Con!

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:38:06.92 0.net
All jokes aside, coming up with an innovation on the level of re-branding Hello!Con as Maro!Con might not be a bad idea at all. I really hope Maro gets a good start in her new career so she can come and save H!P.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:37:04.29 0.net
In that case, I’d like to see Sayu!Con, too. Make them compete together!

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:39:14.58 0.net
The winter Maro!Con and the summer Sayu!Con.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:40:57.59 0.net
This sort of “villainous” image Maro has fits perfectly with the prior example of Tsunku, too. I’m serious: I hope she’s going to do some studying and growing up, and when the time is right, I want her to become H!P’s producer. Maro if anyone can do it.

4. カラフル名無しさん 2015年11月30日 23:20
Both the medley and her blog post afterwards were great. Rather than the members all exchanging words on stage, this really conveys how she thought about each member one-by-one when deciding these songs. What a lovely graduation concert.

But yeah, they should really put these organizational skills of hers to use by letting her give a shot at producing. (laughs) If it’s Maro, I’m sure she could keep that H!P “essence” alive.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 14:39:29.89 0.net
H!P’s future depends on Maro.

2. カラフル名無しさん 2015年11月30日 22:06
I was at Budokan and I have to say, that medley was really good.
You’re great, Maro. Thank you.

Important announcement:
Fukuda Maro was actually
a good person after all!!!

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:30:02.55 0.net
Maro — the reliable adult who prepared this file for a work acquaintance. Her group mates would do well to learn from her. And notice how she did not forget about the other members either: she took special care to write all their names, nicknames, member colors and easy-to-understand bios and drawings of them that are overflowing with love. How can you call this girl anything but a good person?

平賀てくお’15 (Billboard) ‏@Tetsuo_Hiraga

My present from Fukuda Kanon. Thank you. I look forward to working with you again! And I’ll of course keep following ANGERME, the group you so loved. The first thing I’ll do is put all of my love into writing my article on the ANGERME Fukuda Kanon Sotsugyou Concert “Hyakka Ryouran” @ Nippon Budokan.

https://twitter.com/Tetsuo_Hiraga/status/670980289074622464

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:31:32.97 0.net
Wow, that’s really cute.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:34:53.72 0.net
Maro being a good person is something that’s never obvious when it’s her talking about it — it has to come from the mouths of others.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:35:11.21 0.net
Fukuda Maro: “I used to prank ugly guys by sending them fake love letters.“

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:37:51.82 0.net
>>10
She has sides like that to her. But she has her good sides, too.
Is that not what it means to be human?

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:38:26.56 0.net
Usually I’m always just flaming her, but I do want to give her credit for this.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:43:16.28 0.net
Thinking about how Maro has always played the part of this weird character that is okay to mock and stuff… I feel like I’m finally starting to understand just how hard she actually worked all this time…

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:54:03.26 0.net
Maro’s love towards the other members really shines through…

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:53:35.54 0.net
Maro played the villain of the group on purpose, drawing all the negative attention to herself and becoming a shield for the rest of the group.

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:11:18.62 0.net
Maro was a cutie who simply wasn’t able to be kind to both others and herself.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:20:12.01 0.net
Maro was a good person after all. I want to go back in time and punch myself for ever thinking she was a bad human being.

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:09:04.97 0.net
If only she’d taken that cleverness of hers and focused only on making herself look like a good person — not anyone else — we’d all be treating her like an angel now. But her kindness towards other people didn’t allow her to do so.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:59:31.07 0.net

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:49:56.93 0.net
Ahhh…
I feel lonely already.
To think that such an unsung hero would graduate at 20…

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 02:51:36.25 O.net
Not feeling shy about showing one’s bad parts, undesirable parts and parts people may find comical is a good thing, but she would never say that herself. Could it be that we totally misunderstood her? Could it be that Maro was actually a pretty amazing person after all…?

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:06:33.31 0.net
Why am I only realizing Maro’s greatness now…?

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:10:48.88 0.net
I never wanted want to see this side of Maro.

Don’t quit…

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:11:32.66 0.net
Her duet medley with the members, too… it feels like she basically did that just so she could for one last time shine the spotlight on all of her juniors, one-by-one, and reintroduce them to the audience and all the TV viewers.

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 04:57:37.33 0.net
Maro should’ve had more confidence in herself.

1. カラフル名無しさん2015年11月30日 13:29
Maro, I feel so lonely.
I hope you do your best from now on.

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 05:00:24.91 O.net
Until the very end, Fukuda Maro simply couldn’t stop herself from being Cinderella.

3. カラフル名無しさん 2015年11月30日 15:08
So, this… this is Marotesque…?

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/11/30(月) 03:12:33.65 0.net
Thank you, Maro.

Have a look at this tweet by Fukuda Maro…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 00:43:58.28 0.net

@kanonfukuda:
This one girl who became an idol because she was inspired by me told me that she couldn’t come to my graduation concert because she was busy performing her own idol concert that day. But isn’t that in a way quite wonderful in itself? That girl, too, has made her dream come true!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 00:45:41.87 0.net
Aaaargh! (laughs)

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 00:46:43.48 0.net
Ahhhh…
Why does that tweet piss me off so much?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 00:46:51.42 0.net
What a bothersome woman.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 00:53:03.82 0.net

@kanonfukuda:
What should one do on the day after they’ve graduated from being an idol?

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 01:02:08.63 0.net
>>11
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!

88: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 02:04:57.19 0.net
It’s from this point on that this girl’s scumminess will truly come to full bloom. And that’s something to look forward to.

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/12/01(火) 01:21:32.02 0.net
This is the true beginning of Maro’s life.

Henkka: The final chapter in the story of this girl and her beloved “disinterested, attention-loving, self-hating, pain-in-the-ass, neurotic seal idol” character. But was it all just an elaborate act to hide the fact that she was, in truth, an angel? Did she have us fooled all this time?

We may never know… but I’m glad I was in for the ride. Because what a Marotesque ride it was.

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