Wota in Translation

Fukuda Maro:
“I want to become the Maro of the World.
Right now I’m just Saitamaro.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:50:55.70 0
Source: 60TRY-bu
Would someone please do something about this girl already…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:51:28.55 0
That’s lame, Maro…

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:54:30.09 0
Is she dissing Saitama?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:51:54.52 0
She must’ve spent ages trying to come up with that joke.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:53:31.86 0
“Saitamaro”! LOOOOL
You’re so funny, Maro! LOOOOL

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:55:42.32 O
Maro, you’re not funny, Maro.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:57:02.16 0
Yep, I think it’s about time Maro and her huge ass got a good spanking.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:09:28.84 0
Maro-chan of the world.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:00:35.68 0
SEKAI NO MARO

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:04:28.12 0
Maro, you’re so cute, Maro.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:24:12.96 0
I bet she was secretly thinking everyone would love that joke.
I love Maro.

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:27:44.08 0
If Maro-sama tells you to laugh, you god damn better laugh.

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:32:58.08 0
She’s making it sound like she’s the shining star of Saitama or something.

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 21:52:47.17 0
She’s just made enemies of every resident of Saitama.

141: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 23:58:42.27 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHGHHHHH!”1!!!!
MARO YOU’RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/09(火) 20:57:33.16 0
I feel bad for Maro.

Fukuda Maro:
“I seriously can’t stand my own face.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:34:08.40 0

I seriously can’t stand my own face. (laughs)

Still, your face belongs to no one but you, so I think you do have the right to like it if you want to. Yay. The reason I do my best to apply makeup is so that my face would look even slightly more acceptable to me. So even if I’m told I’m wearing too much makeup, that’s still better than wearing too little and looking ugly. (T . T)

♪ I’m just fuuuuull of complexes ♪

That’s about it. Fight-o.

http://ameblo.jp/kanon-fukuda/entry-11963106559.html

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:37:38.47 0
Maro, the stereotypical narcissist.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:37:48.38 0
No matter which way you look at it, that picture just screams “look at me, I’m cute!“

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:48:33.29 0
Honestly, Fukuda is the third most beautiful member right after Yajima and Airi.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:49:10.55 0
If we’re judging strictly based on faces, she’s H!P’s no. 1.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:54:04.85 0
Maro, you’re cute, Maro.
We’re all head over heels for you, Maro.
I love you, Maro.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 19:54:41.16 0
You know what they say: beautiful people have an endless desire for more beauty.

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 20:22:48.32 0
I became a fan of S/mileage through SATOYAMA. I was an instant fan once I saw this Maro on TV. Yeah, I’m not big on the heavy makeup, but what can you do? She’s an adult now.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 20:07:22.96 0
For all the Maro wota who like her because of her face, by denying that face doesn’t Maro thus pretty much also deny the reason of being for those fans?

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 20:20:07.70 0
>>60
No. Her fans know what kind of a person Maro is.

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 20:12:15.07 0
Maro is a true professional idol. She’s constantly trying to reach higher and higher yet.

98: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/11(木) 20:29:41.72 0
Ugh. Dealing with this kind of thing is such a hassle. She’s so thinking that if she says that, she’ll get everyone to write her comments like “that’s not true, you’re really cute!”

 

 

 

I just finished writing mine.

Fukuda Maro’s self-torture is
starting to make me worried…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:46:28.84 0

I feel grateful to all the fans who say they like this face of mine despite the many complexes I have about it.
… Just something I thought to myself right now. (laughs)

I think about how I could get rid of those complexes every day. I have a complex about my small eyes, my weird nose, the roundness of my face, and my eyebrows that make me look anxious. I’m constantly thinking about the best ways to hide these things. (>_>) Yep. (>_>)

Anyway, makeup helps me mitigate those problems to an extent. (>_>)
So from now on I’ll be teaching you some of those methods. (>_>)
Please don’t say that no one cares. (>_>)

http://ameblo.jp/angerme-kanonfukuda/entry-11980086654.html

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:47:09.76 0
Have a little more confidence in yourself, Maro.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:47:55.29 0
She just wants attention. Annoying.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:48:09.02 0
Maro, you’re lovely, Maro.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:48:45.56 0
“But all of those things are what makes you cute!”
She just wants to be told that.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:50:59.77 0
Ayacho = bothersome woman (the type that doesn’t want attention)
Maro = bothersome woman (the type that wants attention)

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:52:08.78 0
Girls who pretend they have a mental illness are even more bothersome than the girls who actually do.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:54:09.60 0
Just how long will puberty go on for this angel?

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:57:16.07 0
This is like those girls on Twitter who say stuff like “I’m so ugly I want to die,” just fishing for comments telling them they’re not.

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 21:58:31.39 0
This is the result of you guys all pampering her, praising her as some sort of child prodigy.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 22:03:54.33 0
The Cinderella reincarnate having complexes about her face? How is that even possible?

127: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/23(金) 02:42:30.67 O
Maro definitely thinks her face is cute. Her selfies are nothing if not narcissistic.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 22:08:29.25 0
The idle seal is looking this way, begging for attention.

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 22:17:10.63 0
I want to tie her up and leave her alone somewhere.

88: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 22:39:00.25 0
I want to use Maro to warm myself up in this cold winter.

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 23:40:38.18 0
I want to be hired to work as someone who just runs around all day apologizing to people for Maro’s bothersome antics.

Fukuda Maro:
“My real friends are the ones I have back at home.
I didn’t become an idol to play friends with people from work.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:42:17.42 0

I hung out with my friends from my hometown today. I feel so refreshed!

I’m always around the other members, but I didn’t get into this world to play friends with them, and even if we’re on good terms, in the end they’re just my work colleagues. So getting the chance to be around the people from my hometown who I consider my true friends really soothes me. ♪

http://ameblo.jp/kanon-fukuda/entry-11970722957.html

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:04:03.86 0
What happened, Maro?

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:48:08.28 0
>>1
I was thinking she’d said this on the radio, but she seriously wrote that on her blog. (laughs)

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:48:25.24 0
So at the end of the day they’re nothing but business partners.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:43:31.31 0
What about Riro?

124: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:16:46.73 0
Riro: “…”

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:50:37.30 0
What the hell is with this girl? Saying this kind of thing right after the 3rd gen joined…

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:49:57.09 0
I’m a Maro wota but I admit: she’s scum.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 08:53:11.05 0
Is she dissing Ayacho for going out to eat with 3rd gen?

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:03:11.15 0
Feeling jealous at Ayacho for being all buddy-buddy with 3rd gen? How old are you, five?! (laughs)

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:07:21.80 0
She’s just irritated she didn’t get to spend Christmas with her boyfriend.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:04:59.60 0
M a r o t e s q u e

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:08:10.08 0
Can’t you guys read between the lines and hear the call for help from deep within Maro’s heart? I just want to give her a big hug.

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:09:20.51 0
She’s just emotionally unstable because of Berryz’ nearing breakup. Give her a break.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/30(火) 09:05:37.47 0
This is an unusual time of day for her to be blogging in the first place. This may well have been a different person inside of Maro doing the writing.

Fukuda Maro:
“Being treated the same as complete newbies (Nakanishi)
even though I’d spent five years as a Kenshuusei
made me so sad I couldn’t stop crying.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:03:46.00 0

There are lots of things that have been difficult about being in a group.

While this is something that can’t be helped, a group can have some members who had been training prior to their debut for years, while others may have joined suddenly without any training period whatsoever. Myself, I had been a Kenshuusei for five years. There were times when I became sad, thinking to myself just what those five years had meant. “Am I the same as someone with no experience at all?” There were times I would start crying just from hearing a song by S/mileage.

http://ameblo.jp/kanon-fukuda/entry-11971070258.html

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:04:43.20 0
That bomb was aimed directly at Nakanishi. (laughs)

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:05:55.28 0
Fukuda-san going at it as usual. (laughs)

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:06:22.18 0
This girl is an endless source of entertainment.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:07:16.88 0
She didn’t get enough lines in their new song, huh.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:08:12.11 0
Her honesty makes her likeable. I look forward to hearing her trash-talk the other members more.

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:10:54.07 0
Hey Maro, no one cares about how long anyone’s been training. The only thing that matters is bringing in the results.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:11:46.38 0
Is this the kind of facial expression you’re supposed to have after years and years of being an idol?

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:11:49.35 0
I feel bad for Maro.

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:18:09.28 0
This is funny so I forgive her. Stir things up some more!

106: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:18:40.28 0
The civil war of S/mileage.

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:20:23.65 0
I was expecting an apology to the last blog but she just keeps fanning the flames. (laughs)

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:25:10.12 0
The Marovirus continues to run rampant.

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/12/31(水) 00:14:07.18 0
Maro, you’re cute, Maro.

Fukuda Maro:
“I don’t even understand myself.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 01:46:50.76 0

I’m very sorry for doing something that caused you all to worry during today’s performance.

I don’t even understand myself. I’m sorry.

http://ameblo.jp/angerme-kanonfukuda/entry-11973711173.html

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 01:47:58.74 0
I feel bad for Maro.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 01:49:10.46 0.net
Wait, what did she do? Flip everyone off and spit into the audience or something?

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 01:58:45.67 0
I’m worried about Maro-chan.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 02:08:05.13 0
Maro’s cute.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 02:18:50.51 0
Oh crap. I’m sorry for always writing about how I want to spank you in these threads.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 02:35:50.28 0
I want to give Maro a hug.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 02:41:21.98 0
What a cutie.

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 07:46:59.87 O
There’s still some of yesterday’s alcohol left in her system.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 03:04:03.51 0
Maro-chan, the most womanly member of H!P.
So cute…

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/06(火) 01:49:08.25 0
This girl has gotten even more bothersome than Mano-chan.

Fukuda Maro:
“I love fried chicken. That’s why I’m so fat.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 16:00:29.79 0.net

＊ I love fried chicken.
I could go on eating it forever. That’s why I’m so fat.

http://ameblo.jp/angerme-kanonfukuda/entry-11975432219.html

Picture for reference:

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 16:01:13.40 0.net
Maro is cute.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 16:03:15.53 0.net
Don’t eat any more fried chicken, Maro.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 16:02:06.32 0.net
That picture is not an accurate representation.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 16:05:40.31 0.net
>>1
In reality:

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 16:07:37.87 0.net
>>13
That’s a wrinkly Maro.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/10(土) 17:23:23 ID:
They were saying this on a TV show Suzuki Kanon appeared on: fried chicken is apparently almost always one of the factors why people become fat.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/10(土) 17:54:40 ID:
You’re not fat at all, Maro. You’re practically skin and bones!

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/10(土) 18:08:58 ID:
Maro may as well keep being fat at this point.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/11(日) 17:24:43 ID:
How long until the Maro fried chicken feeding event?

Fukuda Maro:
“One time I was walking outside
and a pigeon flew into my bag.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:47:54.58 0
Source: radio.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:50:38.26 0
Hey, that’s awesome, Maro.
That’s just great, Maro.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:51:10.25 0
Here we go again with the lies.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:55:15.14 0
I can’t believe any of these Maro episodes at this point.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 01:34:03.66 0
But Maro’s lies are the good kind of lies.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:56:12.11 0
Maro: “It’s not a lie, just a dramatization.”

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 22:00:23.81 0
Did she mention the episode where a man flew into her bed yet?

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:54:25.34 0
For Maro, lying comes as naturally as breathing.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 21:54:59.64 0
I love Maro.

Fukuda Maro performs live wearing a down jacket

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:18:34.44 0.net

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:20:12.72 0.net
So this is Marotesque, huh.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:19:54.04 0.net
Doesn’t surprise me since it’s Maro.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:20:32.25 0.net
Dammit Fukuda, get serious! (laughs)

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:21:49.69 0.net
“But it’s cold!”

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:22:26.94 0.net
Then what purpose does all that plentiful extra fat on your body serve?

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:21:52.13 0.net
What is this? This has to be from the rehearsal, right?

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:22:51.74 0.net
I cried because of you guys’ harshness. She could have a cold for all you know!

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:24:03.31 0.net
It’s because of you guys calling her a seal and stuff that she’s now trying to show that she’s weak against the cold.

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:27:55.83 0.net
I feel bad for Maro. ><

106: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:30:42.56 0.net
I love you, Maro.

159: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 18:36:25.94 0.net
World, meet Maro.

I just want to marry someone…
I’d even settle for Maro…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 19:27:31.39 0.net
I want to be manipulated by Maro for the rest of my life.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 19:30:34.71 0.net
Things are that bad, huh?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 19:28:57.02 0.net
You obviously know nothing about women.
Oh well. Suit yourself.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 19:39:02.33 0.net
Maro is your last resort?

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 19:42:39.04 0.net
If I can’t find anyone better, I guess I can’t help but marry Maro.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 20:01:36.35 0.net
Nah. No thanks to Maro.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/02(月) 05:46:21.78 0.net
Maro seems like the type of woman who’d have high maintenance costs once you married her.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/02(月) 05:51:39.59 0.net
She seems like she’d constantly be buying expensive perfumes and stuff.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/02(月) 06:03:17.03 0.net
She makes more money than you guys.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 20:38:48.80 O.net
Being married to Maro seems like it’d be incredibly taxing on your mental well-being.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/01(日) 20:16:49.99 0.net
Maro isn’t someone you’re supposed to marry. Maro is best enjoyed while teasing her from afar.

Fukuda Maro:
“I’m now going to reveal the type of men I like.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:33:00.61 0
I’m now going to reveal the type of men I like. ｜ ANGERME Fukuda Maro Official Blog “Ichigo no Tsublog season2 Fukuda Kanon no Idol Kakumei” Powered by Ameba
http://ameblo.jp/angerme-kanonfukuda/entry-11986206668.html (Note: just to clarify, her blog post had nothing to do with the title she gave it. No mention is made of her preferences regarding men.)

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:34:15.97 0
Well DO IT then!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:35:36.15 0
Trolling fans with everything she’s got.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:36:07.42 0
Looks like she’s in a manic state today.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:38:29.29 0
The latest in Maro’s long line of frauds, huh.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:39:38.14 0
Only cowards try to fish for comments with titles like that, Maro.

136: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/06(金) 00:39:47.43 0
Clicking on it even though I knew it was going to be a lie… I feel ashamed of myself.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:42:25.81 0

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:44:05.93 0
>>30
Thank you, Maro.

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:51:40.42 0
She just slithers into the frame.

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/06(金) 00:21:17.34 0
I just noticed she’s had a string of odd blog titles as of late.

“Revealing the secret recipe to a legendary soup”
“Introducing great little-known spots”
“I’m now going to reveal the type of men I like”

There’s something fishy going on here. Someone who’s bored should find out what all this means.

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/06(金) 00:22:25.32 0
>>117
Oh god. Did someone give her a manual on how to do one-click frauds? (laughs)

140: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/06(金) 00:57:25.87 0
Maro the SEO idol.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:42:38.58 0.net
This is the Maro I love.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:39:44.12 0
Seriously though: just when did this girl become this way?

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/02/05(木) 23:36:09.33 0
God dammit Maro.

Henkka: It’s so weird. I can feel Maro climbing up my oshi ranking literally with each successive pang of irritation she causes me.

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