1: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:44:48.82 0
It’s like pizza without cheese.
3: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:45:21.75 0
Like ramen without the noodles.
4: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:45:37.10 0
Like shortcake without strawberries.
10: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:46:28.62 0
Like an empty wallet.
11: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:46:29.51 0
Sayu is Momusu. It’ll be like curry without the curry sauce.
14: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:47:04.40 0
Like a sinking ferry abandoned by its captain.
25: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:48:45.91 0
Like America without a president.
26: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:49:14.48 0
Like planet Earth without water.
31: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:51:45.58 0
Like pizza without the dough. It’s like someone’s offering you ratatouille while calling it pizza.
51: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:57:26.21 0
Like a celebrity swimming event without any nip slips.
52: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 14:58:11.73 0
Like boobs without nipples.
61: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:01:12.80 0
Like Christmas without any presents.
72: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:03:23.21 0
Like Daaishi with huge boobs.
79: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:04:27.37 0
Like Dragonball without Goku.
83: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:04:54.72 0
Like a penis without a foreskin.
84: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:04:55.33 0
Like a world for which the morning never comes.
86: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:05:16.27 0
Like this board without me.
90: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:06:06.08 0
Like a restroom without a toilet.
91: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:06:23.48 0
Like a keyboard without the enter key.
92: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:06:34.61 0
Like a Matsuko who isn’t Deluxe.
101: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:07:43.65 0
Like a harem anime without any girls.
102: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:07:51.91 0
Like men without women.
111: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:09:33.86 0
Like a freight train without anything to transport.
127: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:12:14.30 0
Like Japan without Tokyo.
133: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:13:06.64 0
Like a canary that’s forgotten how to sing.
152: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:16:12.53 0
Like Fuku-chan who suddenly has tiny boobs.
159: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:17:43.50 0
Like Music Station without Tamori.
171: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:20:46.49 0
Like Sakana-kun without a hat.
184: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:24:05.86 0
Like South Korea without kimchi.
187: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:24:53.93 0
Like Daaishi who doesn’t fail at making jokes.
190: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:27:12.84 0
Like a girl selling matches who’s run out of matches to sell.
191: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:27:21.49 0
Like a tiny Kumai-chan.
199: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:32:31.38 0
Like a Kanazawa Tomoko who doesn’t punch people.
211: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:41:53.05 0
Like a Walkman that doesn’t play music.
215: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:44:02.56 0
Like Spain without any passion.
221: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:47:26.35 0
Like an orchestra without violins.
224: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 15:48:53.25 0
Like a hikikomori who doesn’t have a mom.
254: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:06:41.60 0
Like a rice ball without rice.
274: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:14:26.10 0
Like Pokemon without Pikachu.
281: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:15:53.11 0
Like idols without any virgins.
286: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:17:27.33 0
Like SMAP without Kimutaku.
312: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:32:53.33 0
They’ll have to change their name from “Morning Musume。’14” to just “’14”.
315: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:34:38.19 0
Like me without glasses.
342: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:50:29.25 0
Like gum that’s lost its taste.
349: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 16:52:45.18 0
Like Apple without Jobs.
393: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:05:10.04 0
Like a Miyabi-chan whose chin isn’t long. orz
402: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:07:13.96 0
Like a fatty with no boobs.
413: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:09:16.39 0
Like a tunnel with no exit.
434: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:14:17.24 0
Like Loch Ness without the Loch Ness Monster.
446: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:17:05.18 0
Like Coca Cola Zero.
455: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:19:31.08 0
Like Queen without Freddie Mercury.
457: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:20:25.47 0
Like you guys if you didn’t fap.
460: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:20:47.43 0
Like eating curry rice without a spoon.
476: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:23:25.85 0
Like Walking Dead without zombies.
496: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:28:19.72 0
Like South Korea who wouldn’t get angry when our Prime Minister visits the Yasukuni Shrine.
526: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:33:48.59 0
Like this board without any lolicon.
529: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:34:26.06 0
Like Sharan Q without Makoto.
550: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:40:34.87 0
Like Nazi Germany without Hitler.
569: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:44:46.35 0
Like the editing process of a new song that doesn’t require vocal processing.
584: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:48:35.30 0
Like a guitar without strings.
Like a guitar that isn’t in tune.
Like a piano without any keys.
586: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:49:05.05 0
Like Akimoto Yasushi without any ghost writers.
590: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:51:55.38 0
Like a H!P wota without hair.
595: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:54:25.95 0
Like Ikuta without magic.
600: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 17:56:23.42 0
Like Abe Kouji without Takahashi Ai.
639: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 18:20:18.39 0
Like a lottery where you can’t win.
648: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 18:24:18.93 0
Like Japan without any Japanese people.
660: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 18:35:06.78 0
Like v-u-den without Ishikawa Rika.
Like LoVendoЯ without Tanaka Reina.
729: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 20:08:10.37 0
Like a sexless marriage.
815: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 21:08:48.33 0
Like a Sayashi who is bad at dancing.
842: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 21:37:59.02 0
Like the post-ejaculation feeling of exhaustion and nothingness.
920: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/29(火) 22:47:44.19 0
Like The Beatles without Lennon and McCartney.
945: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/30(水) 00:00:37.30 0
Like a florist with no flowers.
948: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/30(水) 00:04:42.15 0
Like porn with nothing you want to fap to.
991: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/04/30(水) 00:31:31.10 0
Like the arrival of the Dark Ages.
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Like Lucky Charms without marshmallows. Or is that basically Cheerios?
Like “W” without Aibon. But really it’s like S/Mileage without Yuuka or Sakitty. In other words, OK.
Like a Morning Musume ’14 without an Oda Sakura. *cringe*
Damn, that’s like one of the most beautiful line ups in history without Sakura.
Sakura in any group drops the bar extremely low.
With Sayu gone you’ll all be shouting “Save us Sakura!”
And then Sakura will look down and whisper “No.”
Lol was that a “Watchmen” joke? I never saw that coming on a Hello project thread .
Sakura makes momosu bar extremely low? Helloo, since the first single oda sakura join, they always #1 @ oricon.
I think it’s unfair (and offensive to some degree) to say that it’s just all because of Sakura. Can’t you see the efforts and performances of the other girls? Sakura is not even that popular, and we all know that Oricon gets votes based on popularity.
They reached #1 because all of them are good and deserving. Not because of just one good singer. Momosu is not just about singing, u know.
I like Sakura, but I need to justify this.
Heh. Reminds me when Gocchin joined & Love Machine was out
Oricon is based on the sales
^high sales = popular. Word of the mouth keeps the sales up. So it’s still about popularity. Not Sakura. *facepalm*
thanks for your respon. I ‘m not saying its all because sakura alone, I just dont understand Jakemahjonk said sakura make momosu bar extremely low, when in fact the rank they got always #1.
Well, Jakemahjonk was obviously just a troll hater.
MM without Sayu is like Oda/Riho/Maachan without haters.
Like a heart without a beat
Like a Sun without a shine
LIke C-ute without Airi.
Like Momochi without her Musubi.
Like Maachan without Sayu……
like aitor without his crippling autism
Like H!P without Tsunku
Like MM without his songs.
Like K-pop without plastic surgery
That’s rude. Some people like k-pop.
LOL 393
Like a dick without the balls
Like AKB without sexploitation and future pornstars.
Be nice.
Like Lalala without Pipipi
Like Usa-Chan without the Peace
I don’t have anything clever to say.
I just feel empty.
Like Hikki without anything to say.
Like Gaki without Kame.
Like day without night
Like night with no star
Like star with no light
Like light without sight.
Like Morning Musume without Love Machine.
like Michishige without Sayumi
like Maachan without ADHD
Sakura is beautiful! What is people’s problem?!? I mean, really.
I’ve been wondering this for several months now. I think they’re in love with someone else and feel guilty for noticing how wonderful Sakura is.
For me there’s just no beating this combination of
beauty
vitality
talent
level-headedness
solid confidence.
Like shampoo without water to rinse it with
Like the bear without the pedo
Like Formula One without JP Montoya. Yes! Like Formula One nowadays.
Like wedding that’s not in a happy summer
LOL at these comments.
I feel the opposite. I’m glad because she’s played her part and now she’s moving on. I understand a lot of people are upset as well because she was the last member of Platinum Era and even during Shabondama era but I’m still happy she’s leaving.
She will be missed but not by me. I want to see how Morning Musume will evolve now with members from 2011 to now.
Like Zukki without her crazy sensitive fans.
You got me orz
trap sprung ;_;
like Eripon without the muscles
woah woah, let’s not get carried away
like EDM without a robo voice
Like Riho without her thighs
Like Mizuki without huge boobs
So nothing’s changed?
Like Jplop without the cranky bitches bitching
Like HaroPro without MoMusu
79, 90, 187, 199, 215, 413, 595, 660…
how can people even imagine such hilariously cruel scenarios?
Like wotaintranslation.com without Henkka
Awwwwww suck-up!
Like Tsunku without ♂
Like Maachan WITH a brain
Like wota in translation without all the Daishii and KanaTomo jokes
I’m surprised nobody said “Like S/mileage without Yuukarin”
I have come to start understanding the Yuukarin fanatics.
Like a House without Wifi
Like Daaishi with no feeling.
Like a Daaishi that’s rich.
Like Ayumi without Daaishi.
Like a tall Daaishi.
Like a fashionable Daaishi.
Like H!P lyrics with proper English.
OMG LMAO!
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Like momoclo without red.
Like AKB without lipsynch.
Like Momochi without pigtails
Like “yurushite” without the “nyan”
Like Risako without her pouting lips.
446 made me laugh.
476 so basically the same
Like the internet without porn
Like Sunny Bunny without her aegyo :(
Like Yurina became a midget.
Like Momo became a giant.
That’d be scary.
Like Henkka without a beard and mustache….
Like Henkka without translating 2ch threads….,
Your first one is more painfully true than you even realize. Some months ago I made the grave mistake of shaving off all my facial hair. It reminded me why I keep a beard in the first place. I will not be repeating the mistake. It’s like I literally do not have a chin without my beard.
Ridiculous.
Urgh…….why did ya do that Henkka? Don’t you know your beard is what we love about you? Not that we don’t love you without your beard…but your beard is what makes you more loveable lol
Like Maimi without abs
Like J=J without the bullying
Like Luffy without straw hat…
Like straight porn with no girls
Like life without H!P.
550: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止
Like Nazi Germany without Hitler.
Yeah, thanks to Kumai Yurina we know they would have never had such a good orator.
Like PVs without close-up shots.
Like Hawaii without All!Hello.
*Alo!Hello (stupid autocorrect)